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any pronouns eng/esp a bit of Italian (🇨🇱🇮🇹) Current interest: harry potter and Les Mis ig: @tok23623ken TikTok: @snuken23

[euphraisette]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[theseconddoctor]

really endeared by this thing victor hugo does where we wont see jean valjean for a few chapters and then he'll be like. and here is a MAN who is EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG and KIND and QUIET and depending on whether or not its post m. sur m. has WHITE HAIR and NO ONE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM and ill say victor is this man jean valjean? and he'll say no...🤭 its just some other man who happens to have INCREDIBLE STRENGTH which is VERY CONVENIENT and allows him to do something no one else could. and then like three pages later he'll go suprise! it was jean valjean all along! and i'll pretend to be suprised. its like peekaboo for 186-s french men

[cadaverousclown]

my favorite old man yaoi since i was forced to watch all of royal albert hall aged 8

[can-of-w0rmz]

I was sad so I drew Mary Shelley 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. She probably would’ve hated this and I’m okay with that

[hamstersinagraveyard]

Jean Valjean at the barricade

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[combeferres-mothematics]

"You've got my place and I've got yours. Give me back my house. This is your rightful home, here."

[7thblackbird]

Meme from discord @lesmisletters

[lemoncakecats]

Edmund Dantès Count of Monte Cristo is the Wario to Jean Valjean Les Mis' Mario

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[combeferres-mothematics]

Y'all will NEVER guess who M. Leblanc is...

@lesmisletters

[piierogis]

the last chapters in book 5 be like

@lesmisletters

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

So I know it's a joke in the Les Mis fandom that Javert is portrayed as like the only cop in all of France, but I think it would be hilarious if modern fanfic writers took this to ridiculous extremes

Gavroche's school is doing a "say no to drugs" campaign, now imagine his surprise when Javert the DARE ambassador walks in the door.

Bossuet gets pulled over for going 4 miles over the speed limit and his explanation dies on his lips when he sees Javert the traffic cop step out of the cop car.

Some asshole tries to fight Bahorel over an airplane seat. Surprise! Javert the air marshal is here.

Marius calls emergency services because of a rabid raccoon in his backyard and Javert the animal control officer shows up to help.

Jehan parallel parks illegally and Javert the meter maid tickets them an outrageous amount.

I think this has comedic potential.

[piierogis]

happy @eposetteweek here are some sillies