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About me

Female - she/her

23 years old

Can call me Kiwi

I write for Henry Cavill, Harry Styles, Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Riley Green, Travis Kelce, Jarren Duran, Sidney Crosby, Dr. Brendon Park, and the Batfam. At least one or more characters from the actors are written as well.

For requests: THEY ARE CLOSED (except for headcanons- I will happily take those whenever). Until then… (I prefer asks rather than DMs) I probably won’t write them in a reasonable amount of time. Don’t expect them to be done right away or within a week or two or even at all. I do things at my own pace. If you decide that I’m taking too long or whatever the reason is and you rather have someone else write the fic for you after sending it to me, please please please let me know that the request is being filled by someone else. Don’t apologize or worry about offending me because I won’t be offended that you went elsewhere to get it filled.

I will not do smut. The closest I will get is alluding to it or mentions of it. I’m gonna keep this page safe for those minors out there.

PLEASE DO BE SPECIFIC IN YOUR REQUEST AND DON’T JUST GIVE ME A PAIRING!

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Fic posts will usually happen on Wednesdays at 8pm PST. I’m often on and I’ll happily answer random questions that you might have.

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Last updated: June 2nd, 2025

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omg stop I need popstar!reader sandbagger content

In the golf cart w/ Biz & Whit…

Biz: she’s probably the most famous person we’ve had on this

Whit: like there’s fucking paparazzi hiding in the bushes *points them out*

Biz: it’s terrible. They’ll see how bad we’re playing

Whit: dude, I doubt the paparazzi will give a fuck about us. I doubt they’ll put our names in the paper because they don’t know them

Biz: should we tell them?

Whit: why the fuck would we do that?

Biz: so they’d know our names

Whit: we should probably call the cops. This is supposed to be a private golf course.

Biz: yeah, let’s get a producer to do that

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what have sidney x popstar been up to?

She’s been headlining some festivals like Lollapalooza. They’ve been doing some personal traveling like hitting up Poland as she’s got some cousins and other family members living there. They’ve gone home to Nova Scotia. And then finally, they do a Sandbaggers with the Spittin’ Chiclets guys.

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Back at training camp, for a video, Jarren gets asked “what have you been binge watching?” Jarren replies with “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Admin immediately asks “you’re watching Keeping Up?! Why?!” Jarren just says “research purposes.” Cut to July, everybody knows exactly why now.

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There’s a few reasons why Jarren hasn’t officially proposed to WC yet:

Doesn’t have the ring. It’s still being made. It’s custom. Very her.

He wants her mother’s blessing. He’s got MJ’s and Brody’s. Kris is the last one. Sisters and Rob’s would be nice but not a top priority respectfully.

Doesn’t have the exact plan yet. He has ideas. Kris will help with the logistics and execution because let’s be honest, he ain’t half-assing this shit. It’s gotta be magical.

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Let’s talk WC Jenner!Reader! My asks are open!

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WC puts in a batting cage for Jarren at her Cali home. It’s in her backyard off to the side. It’s hidden away a bit but she still put it in which is a big deal. Jarren knows this. When he first saw it, he gave her a big hug and told her in a teasing tone “You must love me.”

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Jarren gets put in a group chat with a majority of the sisters. They immediately start interrogating him. He sends them his schedule for next week. It’s a google calendar invite and tells them “pick a time and we can sit down. Just know I’m in Sacramento Monday-Thursday and can’t go down to LA but I’ll make time if you come up.” He had them gagged. He also told them that he’s got a suite for the three LA Dodgers games if they’d like to come— just let him or their sister know, he’ll make sure he gets them in.

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Kim got Jarren’s phone number. How? She won’t tell. …It was Kris Jenner.

She sent him a text “that cannot be how you proposed to my sister.”

Jarren responds with “Kimberly. I know better 🙄.”

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Some people are concerned about Jim in the dugout like he’s going to get in the way, it’s too loud, there’s a lot going on, blah blah. But Jim is chilling. He’s completely desensitized. He’s also got options on where he can be (as long as it’s not the field). He’s not stuck sitting with the guys in the dugout, he can go back into the clubhouse and he does. He’s usually going in there to use the puppy pad and he’ll come back to Jarren or Tolle.

Also, he loves fireworks. His tail starts wagging and he’s looking up at the sky in amazement.

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The guys often forget that Jim is going to be a MASSIVE dog. He’s part Bernese mountain dog and Saint Bernard. There’s some other stuff mixed in too. Even if they didn’t know the main two breeds, HE HAS MASSIVE PAWS. He trips over them all the time. But these guys treat him like he’s a little white dog you carry around in a purse. When in reality, they carry him around like a sack of potatoes.

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Jarren does his first ever Ring Pop proposal tonight. Originally it was just to cheer her up and be a little cheeky in trying to get this girl to wear his jersey. He lowkey forgot that she is a public figure so of course it blows up on the internet. But he got her smiling and laughing so he does not care.

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Before Jarren/Jim, WC was in a public relationship with… idk some famous douche-canoe (I’ll take suggestions- no mlb players as Jarren is the first). The guy was on The Kardashians show. He completely destroyed her faith in finding love or a good man. But then Jarren entered the pictured.

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WC’s vision is absolutely terrible. She’s been told to get lasik. Will she? No. She doesn’t want a laser coming close to her eyes (it’s literally an episode). She does wear contacts mostly but at home, glasses. Jarren loves her in glasses. He loves seeing her push them up when they slip down her nose— he does it for her on occasion. He loves when she is so tired that she falls asleep wearing them and he gets to come over to gently get them off. She’ll use the shirt he’s wearing to clean off her lenses— she never asks, she just does it and he loves it.

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On NGL, Kylie does say “yes, George Kittle was on a stripper pole. Don’t know how he managed to get one in the venue but ya know, he looked great. That’s all you’re getting out of me from the wedding.” She smiles like a liar.

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One of the first things MJ said to WC about Jarren was “he’s got a nice ass.” WC couldn’t agree more and was like “I’m very lucky to watch him go.”

And in the offseason, Kris is realizing the same thing.

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WC shocks the internet by wearing Louboutins (Miss Z Sandal) to a baseball game. She’s got the highest heel on them too. She was walking down to her seat in them. Jarren was walking out with her as she walks out with them in ease. What most don’t know is she takes them off in his car and Jarren will happily be carrying her inside her home (more like their home).