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Tobias Boone S./28/queer/FTMtrans/Exhausted Gremlin twitter: SmallSpooneArt @UnicornSmudges

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If I'm a 'hero' for still having to work during a quarantine, why am I making SideKick wages?

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IM STILL WORKING TWO JOBS FULL TIME NO VACATION AND NO SICK DAYS

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Rokkas and Ourax 

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Learning Guy Fieri is actually an excellent human being is what taught me to cool it a little on the cringe culture pile-ons. Like, this is a man who performs gay weddings, donates pretzel machines to schools for their fundraisers, gives a shitload of money to restaurant workers, and apparently lives on a ranch with 400 goats and a flock of peacocks. So who cares if he has wild spiky hair and draws flames on everything? He’s a good egg, and if making crazy hamburgers and shopping at hot topic makes him happy, then let him be happy! And if other people like “cringey” things, so what? Are they kind? Are they caring? Do they have several hundred goats? That’s what matters! 

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On this house, we respect and love Guy.

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❤ bingus ❤

raw chicken baby

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@riseark 's bat familiar from the Humble wood campaign i run!

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SOURCE

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Starkid 2009: hehehoohoo Voldemort do a silly tap dance

Starkid 2020: there is no ethical consumption under capitalism death is inevitable and no amount of material wealth can fill the gaping void in your miserable life

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Additional Tags: dragon!Jaskier, Prince!Geralt, Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Talking dragons, Princesses, Magic, Knights - Freeform, dragon's hoard, lair Summary:

It's time for Jaskier to be a proper dragon and get himself a princess for his lair! There's just one tiny, itsy bitsy, minuscule problem . . .

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How Infinity War Should have Gone

Please feel free to reblog!

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

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YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

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I have watched this over and over and over and I’m still laughing.

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Bringing this bullshit back, its still so fucking funny

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LEAFSHEEP

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Spoiled Spider

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"Sometimes I don't want to be a people. Sometimes I want to be a snail munching a strawberry under a big leaf, waving my eyestalks about while it rains." -Me

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I went from 37 to 416 followers on Twitter for rant tweeting about Angel Dust amd defending him as representation and let me tell ya. The vast difference between engagement here and Twitter is unreal. I realize now how shitty tumblr is and how much I hate it.

I have 214 followers here and the only notice I get is from fanfic links and Incorrect Witcher quotes from last year.

Tumblr is full of reactionary and overly defensive young people. My NSFW stuff gets taken down without warning and the mildly nsfw stuff has gotten flagged so much, I block 5 to 10 porn bots every week and there's 0 engagement with any of my work so while I'll keep posting art and fanfic here, this is it for me, I've outgrown this website [age/experience wise, I am NOT saying I'm better than anyone or anything] and I'm kinda glad I did, I feel good about these facts.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Hellblazer, Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020), Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League Dark (Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Constantine/Nanaue Sha'ark, John Constantine/King Shark, John/Nanaue Characters: John Constantine, Nanaue Sha'ark, King Shark Additional Tags: Two Dicks One Shark, Secrets, Blow Up Dolls, Handcuffs, Conjugal Visit, Old Ex's, Bottom King, Bottom Nanaue, Top John, Demon Dick Spells, Deep Dicking and Deep Conversation, Knotting Series: Part 7 of Blood, Magic and Keyboards Summary:

The crew are a bit suspicious of John yet and King has a time of it defending his aloof beau's actions so he takes some time away to think.

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Stay Tuned

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I’m addicted to the madness, this hotel is my atlantis.