horny in the face of adversity

Because you can't spell 'Savile Row' without 'vile.'  About the exhibits and the curator. Slip letters under the door. Current avatar is from artwork by Paula Meadows, and current header is from Baguio and Cordillera Travel.

[sinistersinister]

Hello!  My name is SinisterSinister, and welcome to my evil sex blog!

Warnings:

I don't consistently tag for NSFW content (because this is an evil sex blog and NSFW is implied), or do warnings unless asked.  I'm really bad about that.  It is not out of some petulant whiny kind of "THE WOKES ON TUMBLR HAVE GONE MAD AND I WON'T STAND FOR THIS!" attitude, it's just that I'm forgetful and lazy.  Tell me if you need anything tagged and I'll try to remember.  

 A blanket disclaimer: this blog is 18+ and may contain depictions of sex, violence, and/or sexual violence.  Please leave this blog if you are under 18, or if you don't like that kind of thing.

About me:

34/F/psychosexual fog of impotent yearning. Sub-leaning-switch, so no matter who wins, I win. I'll play along no matter your gender, I guess, because it's fun to play along, but I'm gay IRL.

About what you might see here:

Bad jokes. 

Tedious pseudo-philosophical arguments with myself.  Sometimes the psychology of it all.  Saying 'kink theory' sounds pretentious, but I am pretentious.

Cool info about fetish subcultures.  Even if I'm not 'into something' into something, it's still interesting to me. I love learning about other people!

Sometimes I post fan fiction recommendations. 

I like to write stories where a thinly-veiled self-insert is brutalized. Think: James Bond (and his clones) and Rosa Klebb are 30something lesbians in space. Read the stories under the tag (formerly st. rictus).

NO:

Ageplay (including diapers and DD/lg)

Vore

Poops

Goops

Feederism

Humiliation

Raceplay

Public anything

Gore. A little blood is fine and I like bruises but if you’re breaking bones or pulling out teeth or fingernails I’m not as interested

Gor

YES:

Sexy violence, control exerted over me, unequal power distribution.  Antique medical trappings, bespoke suits, leather oxfords, situationally-appropriate restraints, condescension and patronizing, not-explicitly-sexual violation of boundaries, a nice oxford or brogue, tweed, cruel whimsy, institutionalization, smiles that don’t quite reach the eyes, and implements that wound.  I am as much a fetishist of the violence of acts themselves as I am of contextual props.  If I have a 'type,' it's someone who is powerful, usually older than I am, and a bit of a creative sadist who takes full advantage.

Unrepentant evil people. Why settle for the bad boy? Why not have the WORST MAN?

I also like to put people in situations. Allow me to put you in a situation. I'm literally so sweet and nice. What, you don't trust me? Are you some kind of ableist?

Faustian bargains

More written than visual pornography.  

Questions and comments and creepy compliments and attempts to make me sexually uncomfortable are more than welcome-- they are encouraged.

This blog is my side-blog, so if I don’t follow you back, please please please don’t think it’s because I don’t like you.

If you're a beautiful or handsome woman, pleeeeease don't send me pics oh nooooo I'd hate that so much I'd get so flusterrrrred

[sluttynurse]

person gives you the best head of your life but is also a disney adult what do you do.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

genuine all-timer to me

[nonconwhump]

Why am I perpetually thinking about whumper sliding their fingers in and out of whumpee’s mouth😶

[sinistersinister]

Do I write porn at work or will nobody be here to care

[senatortedcruz]

[beautiesofbygoneeras]

Gloria Walker (born July 16, 1937) - Playboy magazine's Miss June 1956.

[sinistersinister]

bound 1996 rules actually

[sinistersinister]

my one criticism is that it's a sexual thriller and the 'sexual' and 'thriller' aspects are separate. maybe it's just the whumplord in me speaking tho

[sinistersinister]

bound 1996 rules actually

[fae-they]

so are we keeping our glasses on or off during sex

glasses on or off during sex

on

off

i do not wear glasses (u better rb this)

Remaining time: 17 hours 14 minutes

[taylor-titmouse]

SICKOS SELECTION 4: ONE WEEK LEFT!

well more like 6 days but i was BUSY yesterday okay i went to a ZOO and i saw BEARS.

for those of you not in the know, sickos selection is a big bundle sale i participate in with several of my Very Very Talented adult artist friends. we're offering you 25 works of primo pornography at a STEAL of a price ($25). i'm offering The Masson Circle, my collection of 1970s queer crime thriller romances--the lovebirds above are mathieu and jean from Laurels, the first story I ever wrote featuring a trans masc lead. the book features three stories (plus three more bonus stories) and is nearly 70k words. you are getting it for a dollar if you get it in this bundle!

but you're also getting all of this!

that's so much good stuff!!! don't wait until the last minute, we've got STRETCH GOALS to reach!! GET IN ON IT NOW!

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[frankiedotbiz]

me and my friends last night were looking at some weird blueberry fetish guy's twitter account and found out this guy makes wonka themed fetish music and its the funniest thing ive heard this year

[sinistersinister]

I think Esoteric Freak Rap is a potentially untapped vein. Like. Jaden Smith rapping about pregnant dragons:

I love sexy raunchy rap music. I love WAP and Anaconda and almost everything Lil Kim has made. So I’m not trying to say this new freak shit would be BETTER, I’m saying it would be fun to explore. Fetish nerds have such active imaginations and there are only so many times you can rap about eating ass (I mean maybe it’s a skill issue on my part but I’d get bored, you know?). It could be an exciting project for hip hop’s raunchiest freaks. If they need inspiration there’s a whole body of work right there ready to go

Megan is a big ole weeb and she likes to fuck. She’s probably met a few people out and proud with uncommon sexual interests. I think it would be fun if she had a rap about anthros or even objectum sexuality. She wants to fuck anthro planes or non-anthro toasters now.

[sinistersinister]

Two years later realizing I sound painfully white here but I stand by my original sentiment: Megan plz write an objectum anthem

[sinistersinister]

These fruit loops though

Victoria as a younger woman (in her 20s). I decided to go on a magical journey of imagination and tried to picture her as a hey mamas-style situation.

I tried to make H Prime look sexy and evil but I fucked her/our nose up terribly.

[sinistersinister]

Finally getting to a place where I can eroticize my misery I think. Maybe I can write more Barquentine stuff

[evillesbianvillain]

Gotta say lesbians commenting under pics of some hot guy with abs "how can people find this hot its like looking at a piece of cardboard to me" are kinda annoying. Kinda corny.

[evillesbianvillain]

That said, me with Jacob Elordi

[ewaneneollav]

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”