I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

But I really do though. I like long walks on the beach, yoga, pretending I'm a real estate agent, Buffy, GOT, anime, and eating food. I have a name. Sarah. Because H's.

[cakescavenger]

I had a dream where the MBTA marketing team rejected my trucker hat merch idea. They're missing out though.

[cakescavenger]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[maddiesharafian]

Be careful with your honey, my friends! <3

[wizardarchetypes]

I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass and live in public bathrooms. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap. i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people touch a public toilet handle and walk back to their table to immediately eat a burger

[jenroses]

seriously wash your hands, alcohol is less effective than soap and water for getting rid of a lot of crap.

[vulture-jack]

Love the phrase "tummy troubles" to say "shitting in a way that would have killed me 300 years ago"

[2012earthnoises]

Tshirt idea I had

[118sexen]

[toliveistodieomgcake]

I haven't posted in years

[two-40-foot-slabs]

Subpoena the Teenage Witch

[evilwizard]

(Salem, 1692)

[toliveistodieomgcake]

I'm back

[andreabertoli97]

Incoming Wormhole!

[sexhaver]

highways in Massachusetts do this really cool thing where a lane will just abruptly disappear at inopportune times (right after highway entry ramps, in roundabouts, etc). half the time the sign warning you of this is placed basically where the lane ends anyways and the other half there just isnt a sign at all. there’s a part of my commute where the road goes from three lanes to one in 500 feet with no signs

[sexhaver]

this is what happens when you let horses from the 1800s do all of your city planning

[somethinginthebasement]

god, kelly square is a fucking nightmare i swear everytime i go through it everyone decides to purposely ram into your car

[sexhaver]

one time i was driving through kelley square and someone fucking reversed at me. it is truly a godless patch of asphalt

[theotheristhedoctor]

I love watching Americans get angry about roads with more than two options

[colorguard5ever]

I don’t think you understand the horror that is Kelly Square, but I’d love to see a worse intersection if you know one

[sugary-bowl]

I think the most solid advice I was given about Kelly Square is “you just go if you don’t go that’s when you die”.

[chocolate-alchemy]

Massachusetts doesn’t believe in visibility, adequate lane width, or any form of predictability in roads. Five way intersections with no lights or clear right of way with bonus one of the spokes is at some absurd angle and is hiding behind a hedge - yeah that’s pretty average and thanks I hate it.  You just drive and hope it all works out for the best, teeth grit and eyes steely as they gaze into traffic hell. Also they have a problem and that problem is their love of circles one after the other with traffic lights in the middle. What the fuck my dudes.

[fantasyrizzo]

listen once you’ve been through it several dozen times you just gotta trust your gut instincts and take no shit from anyone else trying to muscle their way in

[cultofthepigeon]

when i was checking out colleges in boston another girl on the tour, a native bostonian, said “you dont use turn signals. thats like showing your enemy your next move” and to this DAY it haunts me

[dwyer-and-recreation]

[rk8con]

i just think its really cute because on cybertron they dont say “i love you” they say

which translates to “your spark is of pure light that brightens life and casts a shadow on fears” and i think that’s beautiful

[rk8con]

[g-4f-te4-zv6-r-g0-e1il-h-eg-jf2]

This never gets old.

[vo-kopen]

@jogress @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[ehiiehn]

smash my heart joker U_U

[dankmemeuniversity]

[radical-meme-queen]

[tatsumum-deactivated20150517]

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

i love how people will get bored and just start drama like go outside

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

*goes outside and starts drama there*

[saiasus]

Me @ the sun