My car runs on Shitpost Fuel

I'm Tom! And also "the bomb". I post sins of all kinds! [NSFW] occassionally.

[nyaa]

[ちぷしし / Chipushishi]

[orteil42]

one of my main anxieties with the update rounds i did this year for Cookie Clicker's mobile app was the prettifying of the interface... i was worried people would find it too busy or too much of a change from the previous UI but i've heard nothing but good things! i plan to give the desktop game a similar makeover soon but i'll be rolling out changes incrementally to listen to everyone's feedback and make sure i'm not missing the mark

[orteil42]

i also would like to update all the building displays with something more dynamic and interesting and in line with my current skill level as an artist and programmer. very scared i'll overthink it and accidentally ruin part of the game's charm! tho i can probably add a toggle back to the old displays for people who really want it. but yeah these guys' days are Fucking numbered

[radishblogging]

Daikon has a mild cold so I’ve been putting her in the bathroom with the shower running to humidify her. Steamed radish

[inuyuru]

RATED E FOR EVERYONE.

[craigcuttlefishshusband]

birth of smollusk

[gatoburr0]

Sigh… women…

[sarahseeandersen]

[liquidcrystalsky]

The final catalogue page

[liquidcrystalsky]

oh and one solid image because why not

[halorocks1214]

mr grizz is canonically scared of potential unions forming between his workers lmaooo

[zoesupreme]

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

[world-of-lang]

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

[poqu]

salmon run as a turn-based strategy game

[weaver-z]

By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos

[weaver-z]

This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I'm talking about

[weaver-z]

My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!

[girlballs-archive]

that guy straight up turned into Funky Kong

[flork-of-cows-official]

no none of you get to have the magical girl syrup

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[bogleech]

Oh THAT'S why the Star wars hotel is trending. Okay. I am pretty sure I'm more excited to find out how she fills these four hours than I ever could be for an actual star wars film ever again.

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

I can honestly say as someone who has watched everything on her channel that however she chooses to fill those four hours will be extremely entertaining. The almost four hours of Evermore was wildly entertaining to me. Always nice to put on a real long video while doing art and such, or chores / other tasks!

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

I have now watched this star wars hotel vid essay and I can say not a single minute of this was filler. There's not even a sponsor ad read! It really is a good video essay. I was engaged the whole time too!

[bogleech]

Yeah @revretch and I have seen the ever pre video twice and we just watched the star wars one last night. I cannot believe how badly they made something so expensive. Like they spent almost half a billion dollars on this and where the FUCK are all the droids and aliens?? There is one singular droid and one alien character with an animatronic mask? That's it? You spend thousands of dollars to play an app game in a plastic mausoleum for two days and there aren't even little alcoves with puppets and animatronics hanging out in them??

[speedlimit15]

i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear

[speedlimit15]

it’s just not possible.

[speedlimit15]

i take back every bad thing i ever said about this website

[mapsontheweb]

Beaver observations locations in Poland.

[szeretemacheddart]

kurwa fontos térkép

[patchoulism]

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[sonatine]

[madlori]

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this