i got you.

WE. WON.

[tommywambs]

greg, mouth full of potatoes: oh wow! these potatoes are amazing! not to overstate the tastiness of these potatoes but like they’re possibly the best i’ve ever had maybe?

tom, materializing in front of him: what the fuck did u just say? the best potatoes you’ve ever had? you unsophisticated plebe. i could cook u potatoes that would be a thousand times better than these bottom of the barrel shit fuck potatoes. my potatoes would rock your goddamn world. you’d be screaming my name so loud that the neighboring lords and ladies would be able to hear you from miles away and then to shut you up i’d shove more potatoes in your mouth. bet you’d like that though wouldn’t u you sick fuck. god.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[impouu]

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[n0vascotia]

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

[tomwambsgans]

i love how every single time like as early as episode 4 that tom is given reason to not trust shiv to have his best interests - or even just to be ABLE to help him regardless of her interests - you can see him like mentally calculating the entire trajectory of their relationship and whether or not it's worth it to stay with her. but whenever something happens to make him realize he can't fully trust greg in the same way he's just like "haha classic greg. well i WANT to trust him so I'll just have to foster that and nurture something beautiful between us <3"

[cirquedugrotesque]

[nickyflowers]

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

[the-supernatural-atheist]

these tags pass peer review

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[neenarchive]

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

[neenarchive]

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

[igayorhm]

It's so weird to me that blocking has turned into such a serious thing only reserved for if someone did something wrong. I witnessed some discourse a few months ago around some content creator blocking someone and it blew up. They were harassed for "blocking someone for no reason". And I was like ??? cause there was a reason. They simply didn't want to see the blocked person's posts.

Blocking does not have to be some big gesture. I block people for being assholes but I'm also willing to block someone for giving a dumb take about my fav character. I've blocked people because I was tired of seeing their posts in a tag I'm browsing. I've blocked people who had opinions I agreed with but they were an ass about it. I've blocked people simply because I didn't like their personality or the vibe they gave off.

It's not that deep. You don't have to save blocking for "bad" people. If it brings you peace then do it. I promise you that you'll enjoy your internet experience much more if you block instead of engaging with the thing that's upsetting you.

[thelambliesdown1974]

does anyone even smile or dream or laugh or draw or play or jump or skip or hope or wish or swim or sing or cherish or believe or trust or think or want or need or romp or cavort or fraternize or splash or desire or run or jubilate or marvel or gaze or explore or imagine or ponder or love anymore

[thelambliesdown1974]

[sirenja-and-stag]

Hannibal S03E09 - And the Woman Clothed with the Sun

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[orewing]

Funko Pop maker admits it might not survive another year as sales crash - Dexerto

Funko warns investors of “substantial doubt” about its future as 2025 sales drop 14% and debt hits $250 million.

funko pops are dying, reblog to make them die faster

[dreadlord-mr-son]

[belovedhowl]

[nyanakin]

no because this is genuinely what i sound like and nobody outside of sw prequels fandom believes me 😖

[ghosties-dagger]

this is canon idc!!!