tomnookishot

the aromantic guy BIG BLOG conventionally attractive wealthy large breasts (all pronouns)

[tomnookishot]

Every single thing is an ordeal.

[tomnookishot]

hitori got that danganronpa build

[snugg-slugg]

meow!!! :3

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goddammit

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my life is fucking awesome

[snugg-slugg]

all i want for my birthday is tom nook with a big ass

Ok fine but just for you

[tomnookishot]

happy birth!!!! i missed u 2day (◞‸◟)

sux to suk!!!!

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happy BIRTHDAY mousie are you trapped in the land of the dead

nope

[tomnookishot]

Happy birthday!

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heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy

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Happy birthday!

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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

[thedinosaurprince]

[tomnookishot]

guhh. the holiday star movie starts with a disturbing scene of eyelids being sewn shut like the coraline beginning scene. and princely makeup being applied to a face but never show the eyes again. dont make it clear if the face being sewn was lucid or awake or whose hands were sewingnit. whose fave is hryying the makeip wjo knoes. andçcvvb. dark ststoc background. ststic. static. vut props also. distrubing and creepy. for sure.

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they shuda used the ladder stitch on that little bincnshes eyeballs. wayyyyy easiee ad more attracitive finish too.you doofus. fucker.

[tomnookishot]

guhh. the holiday star movie starts with a disturbing scene of eyelids being sewn shut like the coraline beginning scene. and princely makeup being applied to a face but never show the eyes again. dont make it clear if the face being sewn was lucid or awake or whose hands were sewingnit. whose fave is hryying the makeip wjo knoes. andçcvvb. dark ststoc background. ststic. static. vut props also. distrubing and creepy. for sure.

[the-big-mood]

[hdvinegar]

Dark Sorcerer Wallenstein, imagine you have somehow become a famous baseball player despite your nefarious past, and are about to redeem your past sins by batting the winning hit! But woe, accidentally, the pitcher throws not a ball, but a christian baby at you! You have but two choices: would you deny the gift of life and knock the baby out of the stadium with the force of a thousand suns to win the adoration of your fans and millions of dollars, or could you find it in your black heart to spare the christian baby?