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#HUFFLEPUNK !  anti fandom, heavily headcanon based adaptation of nymphadora tonks of the harry potter books. by nosta.

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" I'd be damned if I ever let you down. "   (  @theblckheir​  )

                                  there’s    a     saying     that     goes     ‘     blood     is     thicker     than     water     ‘     –          her     mum     would     say     that          it     depends     on     whose    blood     it     is     (     Tonks     reckons     there     are     many          things          both     Andromeda     and     Sirius     would     agree     on     had     they     had     the   time     to     talk     once     more     before     it     all     came     crashing     down     ).     there’s     a     shine    in     his     eyes     when     he     speaks     (     there’s    no     darkness     in     his     gaze,     like     there     was     on     his     mugshot     that     everybody     would     rather     see     instead     of     the     real    man     behind     it     ),     and     he’s     hugging    her,     and     she     realizes     he     seems     reluctant    at     first,     as     if     he’s     forgotten     how     to     do     it     –     perhaps     he     has.     it’s   been     fifteen     years.

                             She    would     hear     stories     of     Sirius     Black     from    her     mother     (     maybe     a     part     of     her     refused     to     believe     the     rumors     were     true.     family     always     knows     each     other     better     than     newspapers     do     ),     murmured     in     secret     as     if     it     would     be     worthy     of     punishment     were     they     to     find     out     she     was   even     sharing     them     at     all.     There     was     pride     in     her     mother’s     voice     once     she     spoke     of     shared     rebellion     –     hers     came     later     than     his’,     perhaps     Sirius     inspired     her     more     than     she     realized.     Tonks     likes     to     think     that     was     the     case.

                     there’s    a     squeeze     of     her     arms     around     him     (    she’s     tiny,     has     always     been,     it’s     just     that     people     tend     to     forget     it     with    how     often     she     runs     her     mouth     ),     and    she’s     resting     her     cheek     against     his     chest,     and     there’s     the     murmur     of     a     heartbeat     colliding     with     her     ear.          He     says     it     like     he     will     keep     that     promise   (     they     are     very     much     alike,     Tonks     will     often     swear     things     without     even     thinking    about     what     she’s     promising     ).

               “     y’know    that     means     you     ain’t     allowed     to     die,   right?     ”     she     laughs     (     it’s     a     coping     mechanism,     if     you     laugh     it     all     off,     nobody     can     tell     whether     you’re     breaking     or     not     ),     bandaged     hand     grips   onto     the     back     of     his     jacket     –     she’s   seen     him     in     rags     and     filth,     he’s     recovered     most     of     his     old     glory     by     now.    “     I     will     hate     you     forever     if     you     die.     harry     will     too.     and     remus.     everybody     will,     actually,     so     you     better     not     let     any    of     us     down,     you     twat     !     ”

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❥   𝐐𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐘    [    𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒    ]   .

sentence starters of lyrics from songs by qveen herby . some lyrics slightly modified to be more usable . change gendered language & add context to your needs . ♡

“   i  always  choose  the  priciest  shoes .   ” “   the  way  i  look  says  everything .   ” “   i’ve  got  expensive  taste .   ” “   bury  me  in  gucci .   ” “   i  must’ve  been  born  with  it .   ” “   careful  now ,   this  could  get  ugly .   ” “   i  bet  you  never  imagined  i  could  be  so  mean .   ” “   they  say  i’m  an  animal ,   that  i’m  erratic .   ” “   you  don’t  want  to  fuck  with  me .   ” “   i  eat  boys  like  you  for  breakfast .   ” “   you  don’t  want  this  kiss .   ” “   you  don’t  want  this  touch .   ” “   better  not  come  crying  when  it’s  all  too  much .   ” “   i  don’t  play  nice .   ” “   if  you  want  the  best ,   you  have  to  pay  the  price .   ” “   you  don’t  like  it  when  i  get  this  drunk .   ” “   we  can  do  anything  you  like .   ” “   i  saw  you  staring  at  me  from  the  bar .   ” “   i  must  admit  that  i’m  having  a  ball .   ” “   tell  me  you’ve  done  this  with  nobody  else .   ” “   tell  all  your  friends  to  go  home .   ” “   i’d  be  damned  if  i  ever  let  you  down .   ” “   my  mind’s  already  been  made .   ” “   you  can  call  on  me  any  time  of  day .   ” “   don’t  be  scared  to  lose .   ” “   i  don’t  take  shit  from  anybody .   ” “   you  know  i’d  die  for  you .   ” “   these  hips  are  a  work  of  art .   ” “   i’m  a  dragon  in  a  dress .   ” “   i  need  a  holiday .   ” “   i  lost  my  zen   &   i  need  to  find  it .   ” “   you  know  i’ve  been  too  fuckin’  busy .   ” “   nothing  comes  for  free .   ” “   i  work  too  hard  to  dress  like  i’m  boring .   ” “   i  love  you  more  than  i  love  myself .   ” “   you  never  want  to  listen  to  me .   ” “   it’s  too  late  to  compromise .   ” “   you  can  find  me  at  my  best  when  i’m  naked .   ” “   i  used  to  give  a  fuck ,   now  i’m  jaded .   ” “   i’m  allergic  to  the  bullshit .   ” “   no  trouble  ever  stayed  long  enough .   ” “   i  thank  god  every  day  for  my  come - up .   ” “   somebody’s  trying  to  slight  me ,   but  it’s  all  love .   ” “   you’re  talking  the  loudest ,   but  you’ve  got  nothing  to  say .   ” “   all  that  perfume  could  never  cover  your  stink .   ” “   why  are  you  so  fake ?   ” “   why  is  this  causing  me  pain ?   ” “   i  don’t  know  what’s  come  over  me .   ” “   everyone  is  scared  of  me .   ” “   failure  is  rare  to  me .   ” “   you  should  know ,   i  think  you’re  fuckin’  beautiful .   ” “   people  talk  shit  when  they  feel  insignificant .   ” “   they’re  probably  just  scared  of  you .   ” “   you’re  doing  amazing .   ” “   maybe  i  fucked  up .   ” “   you  must  have  my  heart  in  a  trap .   ” “   i  wish  i  could  delete  you   &   me ,   and  our  memories .   ” “   are  you  counting  your  blessings  now ?   ” “   pray  for  me .   ” “   stay  away  from  me .   ” “   your  apology  was  irrelevant .   ” “   don’t  be  scared  of  me .   ” “   the  one  thing  i  know  is  that  i  can’t  stop  now .   ” “   they  say  slow  down ,   but  i  never  listen .   ” “   i  get  lonely  with  no  new  friends .   ” “   people  have  been  saying  i’ve  changed .   ” “   you  disrespect  me   &   i  leave  the  room .   ” “   hope  i’m  not  hurting  your  feelings .   ” “   you  don’t  recognize  me ?   ” “   i  could  be  nice ,   but  that  would  be  false  advertising .   ” “   you  took  advantage  of  me .   ” “   when  will  you  ever  learn ?   ” “   i’d  rather  keep  a  crown  then  be  your  trophy .   ” “   can’t  you  see  i’m  not  the  type ?   ” “   wish  i  wasn’t  so  polite .   ” “   i’m  not  a  prize  to  be  won .   ” “   all  you  wanna  do  is  ignore  me .   ” “   i’ve  been  waking  up  smiling .   ” “   i  went  bullshit - free  for  weeks .   ” “   bank  notes  always  seem  to  change  hoes .   ” “   can’t  be  mad ,   you  did  that  to  yourself .   ” “   i  don’t  love  you  like  i  did  before .   ” “   you  give  my  soul  completion .   ” “   i’m  a  selfish  bitch   &   i  want  you  to  know .   ”

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jsyk the recent generation of cousins black aka tonks and draco follow the ancient family tradition of sharing one braincell

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#HUFFLEPUNK !  anti fandom, heavily headcanon based adaptation of nymphadora tonks of the harry potter books. by nosta.

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rem vc: you called?

                  ...  i said, uh, i just said ‘fuck me’ out loud -- but not in a literal way, obviously. i wouldn’t -- why would i want you to fuck me? that’s just stupid ! i’m just tired, okay, stop staring !

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tonks when she finally realized she had a crush on remus: oh fuck me

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HELLO WITCHES !!

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the whole family and order of the phoenix take it upon themselves to stick to the inside joke of calling teddy lu/pin’s full name as “tedward”

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i know tonks has pink hair in the books but we’ve decided that she has blue hair instead  because she would

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“ no one ever called me smooth . ”    (  @faultyconscience​  )

            “     there’s    always     a     first     chance     for     everything,   professor     lupin.     ”

             wide    grin     crosses     from     ear     to     ear     (     she    seems     to     not     smile     as     much     around     him    as     she     would     in     the     past,     but     whenever     she     does,     there’s     no     doubt     it’s   genuine     ),     and     as     her     gloved     hands     run     a     failed     attempt     to     straighten     his     tie     (     she     only     crumples     it     even     more,   better     let     the     poor     man     do     it   on     his     own     ),     her     head     will    cant     to     the     side,     studying     Remus     with     rather     cheeky     amusement.     The     times     when     they   can     joke     about     have     grown     scarcer     and     scarcer     in     the     past     months,     so     she     treasures     them     whenever     they     come     as     much     as     she     can     –     it’s     the     smallest     things     that     make     the     best     memories,   that’s     what     her     father     would     say.

           “     you’re    doing     just     fine,     though.     nobody     would     be   able     to     suspect     you     have     no     ability     at   being     smooth.     ”     she     chuckles,     one     last     attempt     at     fixing     the     bowtie     is     offered     before     she     gives     up,     throws     her     hands     in   the     air     and     tries     not     to     show     her     embarrassment     at     failing     in     such     mundane     task,     “     …     i’m     kinda     fucking     this     up    –     can     I     just     use     magic     and     pretend   I     didn’t     mess     up     your     bowtie     ?     ”

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“ i try convincing myself that you’re not right for me . ”   (  @faultyconscience​  )

                     “     yeah    …     I     know     that.     ”    

                  voice    is     quiet,     back     half     turned     on     the     other     (     it’s     difficult     to     accomplish     –    training     teaches     you:     never     leave     your     back     exposed     to     anyone,     ).   one     might     expect     Tonks     to     handle     love     like     she     handles     everything     else     (     the     sky     is     the     limit,     there     is     nothing     getting     her     between     and     her     goals     ).     but     maybe     she     doesn’t,     precisely     because    a     part     of     her     knows     that     if     she     did,     then     she’d     just     destroy     the     other     –     and     when     it     comes     to     Remus     Lupin,     that’s     the     last     thing     she     wants.     maybe     it’s     just     a     matter     of     her     being     awful    at     expressing     her     feelings     without     a     playful     demeanor     that     conceals     the     true     meanings     behind     her     words     (     maybe     that’s    why     nobody     really     takes     her     seriously     at   this     point     ).

                            but    Tonks     knows,     beyond     anything     else,     that     she     isn’t     really     good     for     Remus     (     or     anyone     ).     love     isn’t     a     priority   for     an     auror     –     they     exist     solely     to   protect,     save,          help,     (     that’s     what    she’s     always     believed,     at     least     ),     and     anything     getting     in     the     way     of     her   good     judgment     could     be     dangerous.     You’re   young,     you’ve     got     a     lot     of     battles     to   lose     still     –     she     recalls     Moody’s     remark,     and     how     much     it     irritated     her     to   be     considered     so     tiny     still.     and     probably,     she     acknowledges,     that     is     also     what    Remus     sees     about     her.    

                    above    everything     else,     they     both     know,     they     are    not     good     for     each     other     –     above     everything     else,     Tonks     is     used     to     fighting    (     fighting     for     herself,     for     others     );    but     this     time,     she     won’t     press     further.    When     you     push     your     own     feelings     onto    someone     else,     then     you’re     just     being     selfish     –     that’s     what     her     mother     would     say.

                      “     I    keep     doing     the     same,     ‘s     a     matter     of    fact.     trying     to     convince     myself     i’m     no   good     for     you.     ”     sheepish     half     -     smile     tries     to     light     up     the     mood,     turning    to     glance     at     Remus     from     over     her     shoulder,     “     but     that     doesn’t     mean     you     don’t     deserve     a     chance     at     happiness,   you     utter     twat.     however     that     happiness     might    come.     ”

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