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What Pokemon does my muse remind yours of? Tell them!
Send “what are you listening to?” for my muse to, well, share the song they’re listening to with your muse!
Send 💭 for something my muse wants to say to yours, but won't.
Send me an AU you’d like to see my muse in, and I’ll tell you what I think of it!
Send 💎 to invite my muse to a fancy event!
Send 💬 and a question and my muse’s Pokemon will answer it!
Things I’ve Overheard: The Meme: Part Two
Change pronouns as needed.
She should slut it up with that guy!
My body count is two and a half.
You know you need a crisp butthole!
This week I need you to use your powers for good and not for evil.
Things!! Do things!! We’re gonna do the things today!!
I wanna bring back hammer pants.
Since he’s all about phallic symbols…
Look at your little feets!
Little bastard.
I made coffee this morning if anyone needs any, cuz lord knows I do.
I’m gonna be shooketh if she answers the phone, completely shooketh.
It is too early for this shit!
I may or may not be listening to Eminem.
I hate paperwork so much, I would literally rather cut off my leg than do paperwork.
Take your crusty Cheeto crust fucks with you!
She said moist!
Okay, I’ve got five minutes to get my life together.
Neopets Item Descriptions as Starters
Starter sentences taken from item descriptions on Neopets.
Mmmm Slime!!!!
Dont like candy corn? Well, candy corn doesnt like you, either.
Are you afraid of the Dark? You will be...
Aww its so ugly you just have to love it!
Hang on, I swear one of these just winked at me...
Press this plushies tummy and it goes grrrr.
The perfect treat for any time you are feeling spooky!
If it wasnt so smelly, everyone would want it.
What can we say... Its a pet rock.
Purple? Never seen that before!
Wait... so is it alive?
DO NOT EAT.
The cheese really accents the Rainbow flavour.
HAHA! Get it? Har har har. Clever.
It may look pretty, but not when its thrown at your face.
Add some extra grass to your garden with this ... grass.
What is it about wood that makes cheese taste better?
Ew, are you sure you want to wear this?
Hey, it works, doesnt it?
If you listen closely you can hear the gingerbread man say..."hellloo"
Oh just see how sad this plushie looks. Maybe you should hug it.
Is it called skull cookie because of its shape, or is it also an ingredient?
He may look tough but deep down he just wants a hug!
He almost looks cute...almost.
Tell my muse what yours associates with them.
Objects, actions, colors, scents, anything at all that comes to mind when your muse thinks of mine.
Things Overheard at Anime Conventions
"Hey babe, did you get your butt kicked!"
"Why is everyone I fucking hate here?!"
"It was Tony the Tiger x The Grinch fanfic!"
"Am I spooky? Am I spookyooky?"
"Time to play dead in the elevator!"
"Death is among us!" "AMOGUS???"
"Do not climb in the trash can, you do not belong there."
"I love you. ...(aggressively) I LOVE YOU."
"If someone could just squeeze me so hard my back would pop, I would be ever so grateful."
"We came here to eat brains and cosplay, and so far we're two for two!"
"You can go over there and fight my husband!"
"You obliterated my baby!"
Things I’ve Overheard: The Meme
“My New Years Resolution is to be more emo.”
“Gimme all your cheap vodka!”
“Get your cube!”
“I told my boyfriend he better ask me to be his valentine. Just cuz we’re together don’t assume I’m your valentine!”
“I forget everything, always.”
“I am eating a cookie because I’m naughty!”
“The number of cookies I eat is directly correlated to how badly I hate myself.”
“This is the closest thing I’ve got to a healthy coping mechanism, everything else is illegal.”
“You ever had fried chicken?”
“Changed my mind, I’m not gonna start wearing all black, I’m gonna start wearing all salmon.”
“My New Years Resolution is to be the biggest pain in the ass possible, and so far I’m killing it.”
“Sometimes you gotta look life in the eye and say ‘you hit like a girl.’”
Pizza Tower @ SGDQ2023 Starters
A selection of sentence starters taken from the Pizza Tower Any% run at SGDQ2023.
"Pineapple on pizza is a SIN! My favorite pizza is mashed potato, bacon, and cheese!"
"I'm eating pizza with pizza rolls as a topping while watching Pizza Tower in my pizza pajamas."
"YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PIZZA SO WE PUT PIZZA ON YOUR PIZZA WHILE YOU WATCH PIZZA"
"Why do you need a priest to get out of a barrel?"
"It's a satanic barrel!"
"IT'S PIZZA TIME!"
"_____ is just an anxiety-ridden mess."
"I only eat my pizza with marshmallows and cajun seasoning."
"That's absolutely terrible, please tell me more."
"POV: You live in Alaska."
"This is what happens when you drink the McDonalds Sprite."
"Now that we have equipped ourselves with a firearm, these animatronics are not really an issue anymore."
"I'm about to show these guys the bullet of '87."
"Pineapple on pizza? That's old news. How does everybody feel about pineapple on lasagna?"
"The true final boss - a twitter user!"
"That's the power of pizza."
Pokemon Japanese openings lyric starters
“I’m going on a journey with this one.”
“I always live seriously.”
“Yesterday’s enemy is today’s friend.”
“Like a bud will always bloom, dreams will always come true.”
“Win or lose, I’ll celebrate.”
“You’re my rival!”
“Do you remember who won?”
“You still have a ways to go before you’re grown!”
“If we’re together, we’ll be all right.”
“Swallow your fear.”
“I want to chase that feeling of freedom.”
“Go ahead!”
“Ready? Go!”
“Don’t hold back!”
“I’m sure to win if I go first.”
“Isn’t it boring if everything goes by easily?”
“I want my heart to pound.”
“Close your eyes and feel the wind.”
“I can’t lose, won’t stop, not till the end.”
“Once again, I promise.”
“Whether I win or lose depends on me.”
“I’m a challenger!”
“I believe in you!”
“I’m sure I can reach you.”
“Yes, I’m okay!”
“Imagination is infinite.”
“I’ll chase after my dream for ten thousand miles.”
“Waiting is useless.”
“Just do something.”
“But I’m totally fired up!”
“But it’s strange, isn’t it?”
“We’ll be there!”
“Where will we meet?”
“Spicy, bitter, dry, or sour?”
“I remember every battle.”
“We met by crossing over space and time.”
“Both wins and losses end in a handshake.”
“It makes you want to cry, doesn’t it?”
“Thanks for being here for me!”
“I’m happy you’re here for me!”
“I’ll push you forward.”
“I’ll pull you back.”
“The sun seems so dazzling.”
“Go, go, go!”
“I think we’ll find a way to compromise.”
“High five!”
“Everything is good!”
“We’re a good combination!”
“Congratulations for tomorrow.”
These moments are the best!”
“All sorts of things happen every day.”
“Start with concentration.”
“How far should we move on?”
“I have one, two, or three worries.”
“Turning back is unthinkable!”
“Let’s start walking! Or shall we run?”
“There’s no way I could just stay here!”
“An endless road, an endless journey of fateful encounters… “
“I’m doing fine! I’m doing better than fine!”
“I have my friends with me so I’m fine!”
“But it’s not like we’ll ever be apart!”
“And we still don’t understand each other.”
“Let’s show each other our hearts!”
“Aren’t things fine the way they are?”
“Can you hear the beat of my heart?”
“Let’s gaze at the stars together.”
“I want to engrave more of this summer into my mind.”
“I promise you now I will protect you.”
“Please don’t let us be separated.”
“From here on out it’s an adventure.”
“Treasure any encounter.”
“That’s what you taught me.”
“The yellow flowers bloom.”
“On the way there’s sure to be something super exciting and dangerous!”
“Someday I’ll become proud of myself.”
“Thinking’s only going to slow you down!”
“There isn’t a moment to waste, right?”
“No rain can last forever.”
“You don’t need logic to forge your own way.”
“Let’s head out into the dazzling future together.”
“You’ve got nothing to fear, right?”
“We’re never giving up!”
“Our hearts are connected.”
“I’ll get up every time.”
“I absolutely can’t lose!”
“A pinch is a chance!”
“Let’s all go search for Pokemon!”
“I choose you!”
“I caught it!”
“I’m never gonna forget this feeling.”
“Let’s battle!”
“I’ve still yet to get stronger.”
“Power it up with maximum energy!”
“I want to change something.”
“If we join hands, look at how brilliantly you shine.”
“We’re still at the starting line.”
“It’s alright if you stumble and fall.”
“But to be honest, I’m scared.”
“Our dreams seem to always be so far away.”
“From here on out, I want to laugh with you.”
“I’m glad I met you.”
“I like you.”
“Don’t be afraid of stuff you’ve never seen or done.”
“Never forget that dream.”
“This is your adventure and no one else’s.”
“You’ve grown taller since the last time I saw you.”
“Still, it’s great that your smile never changed.”
“Hey, is it time? Hurry up!”
“Are you ready to head out?”
“I want to show you this wide, mysterious world.”
“I’m not sure what the future will bring.”
“There’s no hesitation, no!”
“Let’s have a fight!”
“On 3, we’ll be friends!”
“When it comes to who I want by my side, I’ll always choose you.”
“Where do you wanna go?”
“Anywhere you wanna go.”
“I’ve already made my choice.”
“We can’t see rainbows on sunny days.”
lines from my favorite tiktoks | part 1/?
It's me. Hi. I'm your bestie. It's me.
I may be. I'm. I may have. I have the stupid!
You ever try and do something and then you realize you fucking suck at it?
I'm totally gonna have sex in this graveyard.
Press X to doubt.
I'm sorry I don't speak dork.
Whatever, I'm a teenager in the '80s and I'm gonna live life while I'm young.
Today I'm not making biscuits, I'm actually making murder muffins.
We do not need that many Cheez-Its.
I am not the bigger person. I am the smaller person. Who is prone to pyromania.
You're worth more than chicken nuggets.
Wait, why am I stressed? This is my brain, and I can think whatever I want.
I thought today was your day with the brain cell.
The government is lying to us. The earth is not a globe. It is also not flat. The earth is...a cat.
How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!
I'm not fat, okay? I'm just really, really easy to see.
I have to make sure these kids don't blow up the planet every day!
I am a houseplant with a god complex and elbows.
It says if I read this out loud it'll unleash hell.
My love, that's witchcraft!
What's up d-bags I'm from hell.
My kid game of choice was, I would take my dinosaur toys and take them to divorce court.
He isn't actually a cat, he is a pyramidial shaped floof gremlin from another universe and he teleported here to steal our souls, learn to control us, and achieve world domination.
Does anybody know what I have to roll to take down a level 82 Karen?
Thank you for the trauma, I need it for my art.
Send 🧵 to take my muse clothes shopping!
Mitch Hedberg: Strategic Grill Locations
sentences taken from Mitch Hedberg's "Strategic Grill Locations"
"I wish I could play Little League now, I'd kick some fucking ass."
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
"Why do koala bears... They're so fucking cute, why do they have to be so far away from me?"
"I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist."
"Last weekend I helped my friend stay put, it's a lot easier than helping someone move."
"I just went over to his house and made sure he did not start to load shit into a truck."
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so...yeah."
"I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others."
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem."
"It's not the photographer's fault, Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me."
"On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana, it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead. And red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up."
"I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential."
"I think pickles are cucumbers that have sold out."
"I can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a donut."
"Chocolate makes me happy, I have to admit."
"Two-in-one is a bullshit term, because one is not big enough to hold two. That's why two was created."
"I'm not good at golf, I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying."
"I can't be funny when I'm frightened!"
"An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs."
"I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use. Like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long-haired guy and say 'that fucker eats cake!'"
"I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of 'em."
"No matter how hungry I am, one thousand of something is too many."
"Fettuccine alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
"If I wear a turtleneck, it's like being strangled by a really weak guy all fucking day."
"They should have a glow in the dark version of Easy Cheese."
The World Ends With You: The Animation
sentences taken from the english dub of The World Ends With You: The Animation
"Trapped like a freaking rat."
"You're gonna have to trust me!"
"So, uh... You got a name?"
"You're such a lazy bum!"
"Can't all be go-getters like you."
"I didn't take you for much, but you're actually pretty sharp."
"I spooked you then you spooked me!"
"Teamwork really makes the dream work."
"You know, you say some really depressing stuff every now and then."
"You're trying so hard. I think I know why."
"I think you're fine the way you are."
"Nice to see that somebody's bouncing back."
"You had every right to ditch me, but you chose to stay."
"Don't get weird on me now!"
"You kids better not die on me!"
"I've had my eye on you for quite some time now."
"What a splendid team the two of us will make."
"You are so zetta slow!"
"I'm confused right now."
"Had a feeling we'd make a good team, but I didn't know we'd be that good."
"We could try that teamwork thing."
"As your partner, I'm both offended and concerned."
"How long are you planning to mope?"
"It's no secret that I'm a supremely talented man."
"Enjoy every moment with all you've got."
"Like, just die."
"How's caring about someone the slightest bit wrong?"
"If I had been on my own, I doubt I'd be here today."
"For better or worse, we're partners."
"They may be gone, but you and I aren't."
"Let's back 'em up, they'll hate every second of it!"
"Are you, like, stupid?"
"How is fighting up close safe?!"
"He hurts my brain."
"I thought you couldn't afford to lose."
"Toodles, you little twerp!"
"Oh, to be young and foolish again."
"Do you even understand yourself when you talk?"
"Woot-woot, go girl."
"Being indebted to people is so not metal."
"Can't fix dumb, and that's no doubt what you are."
"Will you just shut your face?!"
"Been ages since I actually tried."
"You bitch."
"Sucks to be you, I guess."
"No more games."
"I trust you."
"Didn't know your smile got that big."
"Perhaps that means everything was necessary."
"Nothing in this world is pointless."
"Aw, do I detect the sound of loneliness?"
"It's a wonderful world, huh?"