Sometimes, you gotta run before you can walk.

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist. You know the schtick. And no, I'm not dead, thanks.

[tony-stark-official]

HELLO MY ADORING PUBLIC!!!!!!!!

If I'm gonna have any social media, it's bound to be this hellsite. I mean, half of my colleagues are already on here anyways, so why not? It's a risk, but it'll be fun. Word of advice, though, don't be an asshole. It is stupid easy for me to find where you live <3

Have fun, you crazy kids.

Welcome to the UNOFFICIAL ASK BLOG of EARTH-47667872643 TONY STARK!!!

Asks are welcome and encouraged, as well as any other interaction! Here's a few Ground Rules:

No Sexual Asks- speaks for itself, nothing sexual in the askbox, or frankly, outside of it either.

Not Canon Compliant- This blog is NOT canon Tony Stark! He's been through similar shit to his counterpart from Earth-616, but they are not the same. This is Tony Stark. There are many like him, but this one is mine.

Don't Be a Dick- Homophobia, transphobia, racism, etc. will get you blocked <3 Don't make Tony Stark block you on Tumblr. Not a good look.

Fuck Around and Find Out- ask away to your weird little heart's content! Who knows, you might uncover some secrets I stashed in this AU…

[tony-stark-official]

there was a tree frog subspecies (?) discovered in madegascar if i aint wrong which the people that discovered them said make sounds similar to star trek communicators so you have names like: boophis siskoi, boophis kirki, boophis janewayae, etc

(sorry for the late answer)

Love that the sound they make is the entire reason behind the themed names. Reminds me of the frog species so tiny it was named "mini". They're officially named Mini scule, Mini ature, and Mini mum.

Loving all the frog facts btw. Keep em coming.

[tony-stark-official]

do you agree that your husband looks like a milk frog?

had to go look up what the fuck a milk frog was but yeah. Yeah I totally do.

for all you milky frog-related curiosities

[tony-stark-official]

Do you also get a countless amount of people asking you to adopt them? Or asking to live in the tower?

@theironcan

Yep. Enough to keep my inbox perpetually populated.

[tony-stark-official]

Hey, how you doin

eeeeeehhhhhh. ..

[tony-stark-official]

i'm very glad to see that you're still alive :D

whyyy thank you

[tony-stark-official]

Did you celebrate Women yesterday?

It was International Women's Day

Hell yeah I did! Happy belated International Women's day to all of you out there. You deserve so much love and support, especially given the state of the world right now. So much more than just one day. ❤️

[nxxxtmar]

here's one of my best tony stark drawings

[spidey-official]

Hi spidey

Can you skateboard?

i dabble

[tony-stark-official]

he dabbles.

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[tony-stark-official]

I've said it once, I'll say it again: this isn't artificial intelligence. For one, it's not intelligent, and two, it's just an LLM and a neural net at best.

It's what happens when you scramble some cookbooks and ask the result for a recipe.

No horseradish brownies for me, thanks.

[tony-stark-official]

*extremely urgently* HAVE YOU EVER

MET

DEADPOOL.

YES.

I

HAVE.

[tony-stark-official]

bonks my head down on your shoulder & honk shoos the hell out

I've heard of kitty paralysis but this is a new level of trapped

[jaythesaltybastard]

He would absolutely say that in the most sarcastic way possible lol

[jaythesaltybastard]

[jaythesaltybastard]

[tony-stark-official]

Just stood up and blacked out, today's going great.

Get me out of this fucking blazer.

[ironmo]

I always imagined him suffering from chronic pain. He literally has a metal cylinder shoved in his chest-

[tony-stark-official]

Good news! I do. A lot.

[teenpool-the-real]

Why are you a furry

[tony-stark-official]

I wouldn't exactly consider myself a furry, but the art is insanely good and the sentiment was relatable. Not often I see a post about the arc reactor causing chronic pain.

Besides, if I were, so what? I've done worse.