FIRE ONE! TWO! THREE!

tony, they/them. gun for hire. [LEFT SHOE RP]

[ufilth]

[tonybatson]

robbie and I on the b plot grindset. we're literally doing b plots over here

[rotten-robbie]

I miss Tony (they are in the next room)

[tonybatson]

tony incoming. i found an interesting piece of garbage to show you

[rotten-robbie]

For my next get rich quick scheme I will be getting hit by a car

[rotten-robbie]

Hopital

[tonybatson]

do you need anything. I'm at the giftshop rn there's a fucked up pen. like it's a cat but you press down on the head and it's eyes light up blinding blue and it meows scarily

[rotten-robbie]

You should get the pen we might need it

[tonybatson]

aye aye captain

[rotten-robbie]

For my next get rich quick scheme I will be getting hit by a car

[rotten-robbie]

Hopital

[tonybatson]

do you need anything. I'm at the giftshop rn there's a fucked up pen. like it's a cat but you press down on the head and it's eyes light up blinding blue and it meows scarily

[rotten-robbie]

My beautiful vision given to me by god because I am a prophet is that you should all give me and Tony $20 each

[rotten-robbie]

Would you believe this actually worked on a couple people

[tonybatson]

I love you gotham city

[rotten-robbie]

My beautiful vision given to me by god because I am a prophet is that you should all give me and Tony $20 each

[tonybatson]

this is all true

[rotten-robbie]

Sitting in a computer being devirused for 5 days is giving me a lot of time to think. For example: wizards are real apparently. This is somehow very shocking to me despite being able to crawl in and out of electronics. Now I have to consider: is that magic? Is a super power? Being stuck in a computer is the perfect time to have an existential moment

[tonybatson]

but what if I install a slenderman shimeji to chase you around the desktop

[rotten-robbie]

Hashtag always be grinding. Both fiscally and sexually. Even if you get a random virus

[tonybatson]

shit is always happening to you

[tonybatson]

as mayor president I will buy us a new remote to replace that one robbie sploded

[tonybatson]

and I'll hire a taskforce to clear out the metaphysical agony nexus at the heart of gotham

[tonybatson]

as mayor president I will buy us a new remote to replace that one robbie sploded

[tobedecidedofficial]

Unfortunately tony flavored ice cream is off the table

[tonybatson]

what would tony flavor even be. gunpowder and artificial cherry?

[tonybatson]

(at electoral debate) believe it or not i actually possess the divine right of kings.

[tobedecidedofficial]

Did I ever announce that I was single

[tonybatson]

is it time for me to make a move

[tobedecidedofficial]

Yeah Luthors estimated votes are down I think it's time to make your move, you really have a chance of becoming president mayor

[tonybatson]

fired a round into luthor's mansion window shattering the fabrege egg on the mantle, signalling to the agent working as a cleaner in his home that it's time to go public with the evidence they've collected about his involvement with the 2006 santa prisca military coup. he will never recover

[tobedecidedofficial]

Did I ever announce that I was single

[tonybatson]

is it time for me to make a move

[tobedecidedofficial]

Ginger decidedly not as bad as I thought it was in high school. Mmm yummy sushi. Wait the campaign. VOTE FOR TONY BATSON IF YOU LIKE SUSHI OR IF YOU DON'T YOU SHOULD ALSO VOTE TONY BATSON FOR PRESIDENT AND OR MAYOR

[tonybatson]

fuck i forgot i'm running for mayor and president. its fear toxin season over here and i forgor for a minute

[tobedecidedofficial]

Hello blog viewers. Todays lie of the day: lex luthor is pregnant and YOU 🫵 are the baby

[tobedecidedofficial]

If you don't want Lex Luthor for your father vote TONY BATSON for president

[tonybatson]

wow you really did say these words huh