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he's ugly
who is?
the eric cartman reading this
put this in the bible
I was being sweet to Kyle and he turned around and called me a nerd! so! guess I’ll die!
Don’t be so dramatic you nerd!
I was basically proclaiming my undying love and adoration for you! dude!
I was being sweet to Kyle and he turned around and called me a nerd! so! guess I'll die!
||CLOSED RP: MONSTER AU||
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Owen sighs at his cat’s rudeness, but couldn’t really speak because his nose is bleeding. He points to the over protective and sassy cat, who speaks again, narrowing it’s slitted eyes. “Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you. Owen’s not particularly good at seein’, ya see! So, walkin’ into the door was an accident, but Christ, you could have opened it without bein’ so harsh. That’s all I’m sayin’. Sorry for gettin’ pissy an’ callin ya names.” The cat apologizes, kind of, and Owen pets the cat for at least trying. “S-Sorry, Stanley..” Owen mumbles, trying to evacuate himself from the situation, but his cat seems to want to stay. Inky sticks his clawed paw into an open pocket of the strange new kid’s backpack, and with a toss from his mouth, is a “vamp-snack” to Stan. “Here, jus’ take this. Owen’s a school wide snack delivery monster, and i figured you’d need this more.” The cat puts a paw on his owner’s head, and the monster boy blushes deep blue, reaching for tissues in his front sweatshirt pocket.
Stanley is more than ready to continue complaining about the usage of ‘needle-teeth’ in his direction - until the ruffled boy in front of him points to an unimpressed cat on his shoulder.
With the language that he’s heard from said feline - and what he’s heard about the cat - Stan expects more insults and potentially explicit words to fill his ears. God, the accent of the fucking thing though…sure, talking cats were one thing…but the accent…really? Was it necessary?
Though he supposes that’s not something that could be helped. Poor cat just sounded ready for a fight 24/7.
(it’s a fucking cat, of course it’s ready to fight)
His body language relaxes as the creature in front of him apologises. He offers a sigh at first, mulling words over in his head - but before he can get a word out, Owen himself is apologising and Stan is passed one of his nicely named ‘vamp-snacks’ from the other’s bag.
“Oh–, fuck. Sorry.” Stan looks down at the snack passed to him, turning it around in his hands and examining it. It’s not like he’s suspicious of it or anything – vamp-snacks were just specific…and somehow, it seems the boy had managed to snag one of Stan’s favourites.
“Thanks for this, man.” He waves the snack in his hand slightly, acknowledging it, “You like, managed to get my favourite thing from the machine. So…”….he doesn’t continue, and his sentence just dies there - a vague shrug ending his words. “Thanks.”
Stan looks at the boy, blood down his chin and looking kind of pitiful, and sighs. “Look, dude, is there something I can do for you to make up for this? You’re making me feel bad, here.”
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KYLE BROFLOVSKI & STAN MARSH / SOUTH PARK
SEMI-SELECTIVE / 15 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE EACH
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Immediately everything takes about 20 steps back. Kyle was patient! He really was! Especially when it came to Stan, but he was not patient when his kindness was thrown back in his face or was talked down to in any sort of way.
The angry fire bloomed in his chest as he bit down hard on his tongue to stop the initial ‘fuck you’ that threatened to slip out. He knew it wouldn’t help the situation and would lead to another Cartman Burger situation. But he would not sit here and be talked to like this. Not when he was trying to help the other.
“Really dude? I’m trying to help here and all you can do is treat me like this? I didn’t have to come here.” There’s a slight break in his last words, he hated the thought of not being here and trying to help, but he also had to be firm on what he believed in and he couldn’t coddle Stan forever, at some point Stan would have to make decisions on what he would want to do, and Kyle couldn’t be the one to help him make them.
Which was maybe the scariest thought in the world.
As the other tried to lean in he kept a firm hold to keep him at bay, a heavy frown on his lips,” You can’t just treat me like that and expect it to be okay, dude. I get you’re tired but that doesn’t make it okay.” His words come out stern, despite the fact he did want to hold the other and console him but he couldn’t.
Not right now.
There are shifts in Kyle’s body language - little things that give him away before he even opens his mouth. Stan guesses that’s one of the cons (and pros) of how passionate Kyle was - everything about him showed his passion, even his body language.
Or his anger.
It was definitely anger at this point. They had been in a similar situation before - Stan running his mouth without realising the repercussions towards Kyle. The last time was - well, the last time they argued when he was drunk.
Stan slumps back in the chair, the cool leather of his computer chair feeling nice against his sweaty back - but he didn’t slump back in comfort, god no. He sinks down in his chair, listening to Kyle as his hands come up to tangle in his shirt - feeling awkward not doing anything with them.
There truly was something pathetic about the way he was. He was so fucking tired and so fucking hot everything was just insufferable but he had to go and shoot himself in the foot with Kyle, right? Right. That’s what he’s good at, apparently.
“Dude, dude..” is all he starts with - trying to find his words whilst trying not to sound like a dick - which for Stage 3 Drunk Stan, was a damn hard thing, “..I didn’t, I didn’t mean it. 'm sorry.”
Though his words are filled with slurs and the stench of alcohol, he means what he’s saying. No matter what stage of drunk Stanley was, there was always - forever - that fear of losing Kyle again.
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Stanley was indeed the King of Puke. He had only rubbed soothing circles into the others back while he heaved up all of this nights regrets into the trash. It was probably a weird sign how used to he was to the others puking. The amount of times Stanley had puked on people or about situations they had been in had just given him a vast catalog of knowledge on how to catch the early puke signs.
And well someone had to, right? Someone had to keep an eye on Stan and he was the most qualified and also there was the whole he kind of loved him and… that all wasn’t important right now in this moment.
Once Stan seems finished doing what he does best, he does take the basket away from his hands and the godawful swirling motion he had been doing with it. Most likely unintentional but drunks sway and it was not the best for the senses. Sitting it to the side he makes mental note to make sure to take that out later before it started to stink up the room with the rancid smell of alcohol and puke.
Returning to Stan’s side he soothes at him again as he approached his next words carefully once,” Well how does that make you feel?” He opts for the path of giving Stan the chance to talk out his own feelings when these situations arise. He did not want to seem insensitive like he didn’t know but in a way he didn’t know deep down how Stanley felt about these things, but it would also do the other good to hear the words out loud and to start to reach conclusions in his own way.
Well with support of course.
Kyle wasn’t going anywhere soon he wanted to be here for the other and help him along in this journey of self discovery and recovery.
Stan really wasn’t used to being comforting whilst he pukes his stomach out - so the gentle touches, soothing circles against his back were nice. It made the entire situation a lot more, just, nice. Even to the fogged situation that is currently his hell-zone of a mind.
There’s a pang of guilt that builds inside of him as Kyle moves the trash bin away. He knows it’s going to fucking stink - grody as hell and the sight just as much. He really doesn’t know why Kyle is even bothering here - why Kyle is still helping. Stan’s dealt with himself drunk before, he’s always survived - albeit with a few bumps, scratches, and bruises, but he lived.
He didn’t want to seem ungrateful, though.
Stan closes his eyes tight - scrunching his face while he thinks. He’d rather not think about it - he’s still queasy, and still incredibly hot and sweaty. At this point, he just wants to sleep.
He’s entered, as he calls it, Stage 3 Drunk Stan. The sleepy boy.
“Dude, ‘m not even 14 yet an’m actively gettin’ drunk.” He starts, words more sour than intended, “How’d’ya think I feel?” - there’s a lot more bite behind those words than intended, his hands coming up to his face, trying to swipe away some of the sweat he feels pooling under his fringe.
With the later stages of drunk Stan, the Stan that’s just thrown up, comes the bitterness of the situation. The Stan that can’t help his own cynicism, even more so than before with the affects of the alcohol.
He starts leaning towards Kyle, elbows coming down and resting against his own knees. “I mean, I mean...sorry. Sorry, man. Just, tired.”
There was really no other way to describe it. Stan was just tired.
I just watched that episode where kyle moves to san francisco and I just.. you can’t… separate the b o i s ,,,