Something Classy As It Is Witty.

I completely understand this whole "Tumblr-verse" but I can safely say I like Comics, Music, and Butts. (Yea that sounds right.)

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Being Irish and being on a boat for 3 hours are a bad mix. But it was worth it to celebrate Rob and Lauren's birthday! Hope you had a good one! Oh and there were like 6 other birthdays this weekend, hope you all had great ones as well! #hbd🎂 #heatisresonatingfrommyskin #dopeshadesbro #whitepeopleproblems

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At least he has the fallback excuse of being a ginger.. #dipshit (at Lockport, Illinois)

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Had to come into to work to finish up a deal, while there decided to give everyone this wonderful gift. Boys you better double stich the front of your trousers, and ladies... best be sitting on a towel. #ladies #modernromance #towelsitting #doublestich #stickyundercarriage #yawelcome #ketchup #demin #yourdreamsdocometrue

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While at work, Jon, Dave, and I helped these characters get across a busy highway. Stopped traffic and everything. Felt pretty good to help dem ducks out. #nature #helpingout #subaruway #thepresidentsaduck (at Autobarn Subaru of Countryside)

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Had a great time in Michigan! Albeit brief, It was nice to take a long drive and hang with some friends. Thanks jerks! #blockbrewingcompany #greatfood #goodtimes #puremichigan #pursuitofhappiness #voiceishoarsefromcarsinging

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And you know what it is? It’s the soft spot we have for the person. You know what I’m talking about. The I hate you, but I love you type of relationship. The I can’t stand you, but don’t leave person we all adore. The you make me feel amazing and like shit at the same time. This very person, the idea of this human in the flesh is quite absurd. You cannot let go of them no matter how many times you have attempted to. It’s like trying to kill yourself with a butter knife, it doesn’t cut you anywhere, but still you’ll try it. It’s this hollow and deep person. You want their shallow. You need their depth. This person, who you thought was perfect… you eventually saw flaws. Or maybe you saw how flawed they were and became intrigued… if you stare into a blackhole long enough you’ll eventually see the beauty within it. The light disappearing into its spaceless appearance. Absorbing your many colors and leaving nothing, but a still painting made from your passions. It’s the soft spot, I tell you. I don’t want to talk to you anymore. Two hours later– Hey, I missed you. Can we hang out? Hey, I’m sorry. I was being a jerk. How’s your day going? I didn’t mean it… Can you forgive me? I wasn’t thinking, why do we argue so much? It all works out with this person. It could be a lover, or a friend. Most of the time? It’s a lover. You could say they’re like the first breath taken after you held your head under water to see if you can go under long enough without drowning. You could say they’re like the first time you knew that this was it, you had to love this person… even if they broke you and cut you down at every fucking angle. You could say they were made from the same star as you; made from the same stardust, made at the same time, the universe gave both of you more than enough second chances. You could say both of you blew them all away for a chance with this thing called love; this terrible, but beautiful thing. I’ve ran out of ways to describe love, so it’s a thing now. It has too much emotion, but it also has none. We put effort into such a powerful being, how destructive they could be, how soft and delicate they can touch, and how lovely their eyes can feel. It’s like finding that perfect flower and snapping a picture of it. It’s like finding broken glass and wondering who broke it. It’s like falling in love everyday and finding new reasons to stay. It’s like feeling soft skin after a shower and wondering how lucky you got. It’s like freeing up your mind and only smiling to their laughter. It’s like flipping the goddamn table and calmly breathing when they wink. It’s like forgetting your name and remembering only theirs. It’s like flying into their eyes and not caring about the time. It’s like fearing everything they can do and not stopping when it hurts. You see… this person. The idea of what they can do, what they will do, and how badly this may end up… None of it matters. Well, this is the soft spot. The person you will always love.

We all have a soft spot for someone. Who is yours? (via poetryleftbyher)

Welp

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Take it right the hell home. #thejoyformidable (at Double Door)

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One of the cooler things to happen at these shows I go to. They cut away from the PA to play a song in the crowd. Pretty cool that everyone actually piped up for it. #thejoyformidable (at Double Door)

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The joy formidable is giving me feelings #thejoyformidable (at Double Door)

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Things I shouldn't do.

Pretty much everything I'm currently doing.

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Played drums for the first time in years today. I was hot garbage. But it felt awesome to play again. #goodtimes #hotgarbage #jammin (at Brookfield, Illinois)

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Real happy with the way my new #redcityradio / #directhit inspired tat came out! Thanks @artoftatt2 ! #popart #inadvertentfallouttattoo #artshit @redcityradio @directhitband

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🎶Together we can Bern this fucking city to the ground!🎶 Get out there and vote today! Vote for change! #feelthebern #redcityradio #pleasedontvotefortrumpthough @redcityradio @garrettdale #berniesanders

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The Cup Has Been Brought Home.

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Real cool when Blue Cross Blue Shield call you a slut. #thanksobama

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Face to face.

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VOODOO GIVEAWAY!!!!

Hey guys! I’m going to be giving away 4 awesome beers to one awesome person who Likes and Reblogs this post!

I’m giving away: Voodoo Brewery- Big Black Voodoo Daddy Voodoo Brewery- Blackbeard’s Delight Aged in Caribbean Rum Barrels (one of the new Barrel Room Collection beers) Voodoo Brewery- Bourmuda Triangle IPA (another of the new Barrel Room Collection beers) Voodoo Brewery- Caution! Contains Real Pumpkin!!!

I will be drawing a user randomly who Likes and Reblogs this post by 12:00am (Midnight) EST Friday, March 20, 2015  (You may enter until 11:59pm on Thursday, March 19).

This is Giveaway 1 of 4 that will be posted in the coming weeks. You may enter as many giveaways as you’d like, but you will only be entered once per giveaway. 

There are TWO RULES:

Rules:

To enter, you MUST reside in the continental United States. I will not ship elsewhere, sorry!

You MUST be 21 years or older to enter. I will require a photo of your face with you holding your VALID drivers license, state issued ID, or passport with a timestamp upon winning. You may black out all information except photo, name, expiration date, and birth date. I’m trying to keep this legit.

If you are over 21, live in the continental United States, and are interested in winning some awesome beers, go ahead and Like and Reblog this post!

I will announce the winner at 8pm EST Friday, March 20, 2015. If you win, I will PM you to get your age verification and shipping information!

THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE WINNER DRAWN COMPLETELY RANDOMLY. GOOD LUCK!