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parasitoidism

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

parasitoidism

#mynothing

gale-gentlepenguin

Follow up to the Ides of March post I made before.

Its actually really funny when you think about how much Tumblr really romanticizes the idea. Because hilariously it is EXACTLY what the senators believed would be celebrated. They believed what they were doing was a means of stopping a monarch and restoring the republic. They believed that blatant murder was the right course of action and that their actions would be celebrated by the Common people. Because they believed themselves smarter and more capable than the common people. Brutus made f***ing coins commemorating it. (That is such a tumblr move)

When in reality, these senators all ganged up on and stabbed a man that many considered to be a beloved leader and idolized him (whether he deserved in or not is irrelevant). The assassins ended up fleeing and were hunted down by the people that they believed would cheer for them.

The assassins all died horrible deaths, the senate was not saved and it resulted in a civil war and the rise of an ACTUAL Roman Empire because the people who took over all trying to be Caesar's avenger.

So you could say the senate was really catering to a tumblr audience with that one. And as a result made the very thing that they wanted to destroy.

argentumcor

In Rome, where Ceasar was cremated, people still leave flowers.

I think a lot of the jokes are funny because we're thousands of years removed from the event- which was very tragic in many ways of itself- but the actual event was not a 'for the people' thing, it was very political. Ceasar was in the pro populi camp anyway, pushing and reform and so on, he was mixing up the way things were done, it's why some of the conspirators were in on it.

I've said this before: if you are evaluating the justness of Ceasar's assassination on anything approaching modern ethics, you are doing i wrong. These people existed in a moral framework utterly alien, and repulsive, to you. The cost of the act was very high for the ordinary people of Rome in the end.

charlesoberonn

Friday the 13th, Pi Day, and the Ides of March back to back.

What a busy weekend.

junimo-offical

Welcome to the officalverse!

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