jayce

they/he • 28

[toothgaptalis]

hiiiiii arcane/jayvik people! that’s mostly what i’ll be posting about at this point, so if any of y’all want to be friends please follow me! i want more arcane friends :)

[toothgaptalis]

i currently have like 7 or 8 jayvik fanfic wips and many more ideas but i’m practically incapable of actually finishing anything 😭 i just thought of a new one today too

[toothgaptalis]

oh don’t mind me, just having a minor sexuality crisis, nothing new

[toothgaptalis]

hello tumblr it’s been a fucking minute

time for a rebrand! current obsession is arcane so that’s what the new theme is or whatever

[toothgaptalis]

hi it’s been a while

[h0useofw0lves]

Demolition Lovers - bridge

In the Studio 2002 // LA night 1 2022

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[cuteness--overload]

[mysticorset]

If you can't see it close enough, here's the sign that is next to several gardening gloves hung from a wire:

My cat is a thief Please take these items if they are yours.

[l0vebitezzz]

[g3r4rdsw4ywh0re]

I realized I'm only talking about Gerard so heres some Ray photos that make me gag, giggle, kick my feet and scream☺️

Mikey are Frank are next ☺️

[cherry-waffles]

Moisturize me

[court-of-the-queen-crimson-deac]

In remembrance of this Frank Iero era

[forystr]

ALL EYES ON RAFAH. WE WILL NOT FORGIVE. WE WILL NOT FORGET.

This design is free to redistribute and repost. Download here.

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

“i’m straight.” “i’m gay.” okay??? do you have the keys to the hotel??? i’m about to set this motherfucker on fire??? fire???

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[yeshallbeasgods]

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[toothgaptalis]

my goal for june is to actually finish at least one of my frerard one-shot ideas that i have

pride and all that, you know