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Top Hat! 🇬🇧

@tophatsthebest

if you make fun of me being British I swear to fucking god

12 posts

Feb 3, 2025

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!

My name is Tophat! I am a BITCH sometimes and I am NOT sorry.

Send me asks and I will answer honestly.

Aug 21, 2025

I love killing my ocs/silly

Tophat!!! Dies!!!!/silly

#<— British idiot #fuck you/j

Aug 21, 2025

I love killing my ocs/silly

Tophat!!! Dies!!!!/silly

Feb 5, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

Jrs: How DARE you show up here

BaF, OG, Holloway: What? Hope: Oo~ They look cool.

OH GREAT. IT'S YOU.

...Wait what the fuck why are there FIVE? DID YOU MITOSIS?!

Hope: Oh my goodness! It thinks we mitosised! What an odd question! Of course not!

Jrs, BaF, OG, and Holloway: -confused murmurs between each other-

I'm NOT an IT! I'm a THEY!

But seriously. What the fuck. I only know of the one. How did you all end up here.

OG: How did we get here?

Jrs: I was asleep when it happened so -shrug-

BaF: Fell through the floor.

Holloway: I- no idea.

Hope: Protection. Easy. Anyways, its nice to meet you!

...Somehow you-

Gestures towards Hope

Are the only one I like at the moment. Nice to meet you too.

Hope: I get that alot. Everyone calls me Hope for some reason.

OG: Cause we all have the same first name.

...Multiversal variants?

Hope. Okay. I'll try to remember that...

Holloway: Still find it weird the hat is talking. Reminds me of those weird videos of objects competing for something.

Hope: Eh, not the weirdest thing in the multiverse. I've seen myself die.

Wait! You!

They point at Holloway.

You're correct! I'm on one of those!

Holloway: Wait, seriously?

Yes! I believe it's called... Combat with Pistol.

OG: So you're show thing is just... Fighting a gun?

No. No. Pistol is uh... A dog.

OG: But your still fighting it?

Hope: -gasps- A DOG!?!

NO! WE ARE NOT FIGHTING THE DOG!

#aka i am unaware of the full show plot

Feb 5, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

Jrs: How DARE you show up here

BaF, OG, Holloway: What? Hope: Oo~ They look cool.

OH GREAT. IT'S YOU.

...Wait what the fuck why are there FIVE? DID YOU MITOSIS?!

Hope: Oh my goodness! It thinks we mitosised! What an odd question! Of course not!

Jrs, BaF, OG, and Holloway: -confused murmurs between each other-

I'm NOT an IT! I'm a THEY!

But seriously. What the fuck. I only know of the one. How did you all end up here.

OG: How did we get here?

Jrs: I was asleep when it happened so -shrug-

BaF: Fell through the floor.

Holloway: I- no idea.

Hope: Protection. Easy. Anyways, its nice to meet you!

...Somehow you-

Gestures towards Hope

Are the only one I like at the moment. Nice to meet you too.

Hope: I get that alot. Everyone calls me Hope for some reason.

OG: Cause we all have the same first name.

...Multiversal variants?

Hope. Okay. I'll try to remember that...

Holloway: Still find it weird the hat is talking. Reminds me of those weird videos of objects competing for something.

Hope: Eh, not the weirdest thing in the multiverse. I've seen myself die.

Wait! You!

They point at Holloway.

You're correct! I'm on one of those!

Holloway: Wait, seriously?

Yes! I believe it's called... Combat with Pistol.

OG: So you're show thing is just... Fighting a gun?

No. No. Pistol is uh... A dog.

Feb 5, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

Jrs: How DARE you show up here

BaF, OG, Holloway: What? Hope: Oo~ They look cool.

OH GREAT. IT'S YOU.

...Wait what the fuck why are there FIVE? DID YOU MITOSIS?!

Hope: Oh my goodness! It thinks we mitosised! What an odd question! Of course not!

Jrs, BaF, OG, and Holloway: -confused murmurs between each other-

I'm NOT an IT! I'm a THEY!

But seriously. What the fuck. I only know of the one. How did you all end up here.

OG: How did we get here?

Jrs: I was asleep when it happened so -shrug-

BaF: Fell through the floor.

Holloway: I- no idea.

Hope: Protection. Easy. Anyways, its nice to meet you!

...Somehow you-

Gestures towards Hope

Are the only one I like at the moment. Nice to meet you too.

Hope: I get that alot. Everyone calls me Hope for some reason.

OG: Cause we all have the same first name.

...Multiversal variants?

Hope. Okay. I'll try to remember that...

Holloway: Still find it weird the hat is talking. Reminds me of those weird videos of objects competing for something.

Hope: Eh, not the weirdest thing in the multiverse. I've seen myself die.

Wait! You!

They point at Holloway.

You're correct! I'm on one of those!

Holloway: Wait, seriously?

Yes! I believe it's called... Combat with Pistol.

Feb 4, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

Jrs: How DARE you show up here

BaF, OG, Holloway: What? Hope: Oo~ They look cool.

OH GREAT. IT'S YOU.

...Wait what the fuck why are there FIVE? DID YOU MITOSIS?!

Hope: Oh my goodness! It thinks we mitosised! What an odd question! Of course not!

Jrs, BaF, OG, and Holloway: -confused murmurs between each other-

I'm NOT an IT! I'm a THEY!

But seriously. What the fuck. I only know of the one. How did you all end up here.

OG: How did we get here?

Jrs: I was asleep when it happened so -shrug-

BaF: Fell through the floor.

Holloway: I- no idea.

Hope: Protection. Easy. Anyways, its nice to meet you!

...Somehow you-

Gestures towards Hope

Are the only one I like at the moment. Nice to meet you too.

Hope: I get that alot. Everyone calls me Hope for some reason.

OG: Cause we all have the same first name.

...Multiversal variants?

Hope. Okay. I'll try to remember that...

Holloway: Still find it weird the hat is talking. Reminds me of those weird videos of objects competing for something.

Hope: Eh, not the weirdest thing in the multiverse. I've seen myself die.

Wait! You!

They point at Holloway.

You're correct! I'm on one of those!

Feb 4, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

Jrs: How DARE you show up here

BaF, OG, Holloway: What? Hope: Oo~ They look cool.

OH GREAT. IT'S YOU.

...Wait what the fuck why are there FIVE? DID YOU MITOSIS?!

Hope: Oh my goodness! It thinks we mitosised! What an odd question! Of course not!

Jrs, BaF, OG, and Holloway: -confused murmurs between each other-

I'm NOT an IT! I'm a THEY!

But seriously. What the fuck. I only know of the one. How did you all end up here.

OG: How did we get here?

Jrs: I was asleep when it happened so -shrug-

BaF: Fell through the floor.

Holloway: I- no idea.

Hope: Protection. Easy. Anyways, its nice to meet you!

...Somehow you-

Gestures towards Hope

Are the only one I like at the moment. Nice to meet you too.

Hope: I get that alot. Everyone calls me Hope for some reason.

OG: Cause we all have the same first name.

...Multiversal variants?

Hope. Okay. I'll try to remember that...

Feb 4, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

Jrs: How DARE you show up here

BaF, OG, Holloway: What? Hope: Oo~ They look cool.

OH GREAT. IT'S YOU.

...Wait what the fuck why are there FIVE? DID YOU MITOSIS?!

Hope: Oh my goodness! It thinks we mitosised! What an odd question! Of course not!

Jrs, BaF, OG, and Holloway: -confused murmurs between each other-

I'm NOT an IT! I'm a THEY!

But seriously. What the fuck. I only know of the one. How did you all end up here.

OG: How did we get here?

Jrs: I was asleep when it happened so -shrug-

BaF: Fell through the floor.

Holloway: I- no idea.

Hope: Protection. Easy. Anyways, its nice to meet you!

...Somehow you-

Gestures towards Hope

Are the only one I like at the moment. Nice to meet you too.

Feb 3, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

Jrs: How DARE you show up here

BaF, OG, Holloway: What? Hope: Oo~ They look cool.

OH GREAT. IT'S YOU.

...Wait what the fuck why are there FIVE? DID YOU MITOSIS?!

Hope: Oh my goodness! It thinks we mitosised! What an odd question! Of course not!

Jrs, BaF, OG, and Holloway: -confused murmurs between each other-

I'm NOT an IT! I'm a THEY!

But seriously. What the fuck. I only know of the one. How did you all end up here.

Feb 3, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

Jrs: How DARE you show up here

BaF, OG, Holloway: What? Hope: Oo~ They look cool.

OH GREAT. IT'S YOU.

...Wait what the fuck why are there FIVE? DID YOU MITOSIS?!

Feb 3, 2025

-stares-

The tea drinker

...God DAMNIT.

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