Toppat Dad

Indie askblog for Wilford IV. Just some ol' Wilfy!

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This entire situation is such a shitshow

Hope you're loving it as much as I am

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Hey, uh, Reynaldo? No offense or anything, but... Why does this matter to you?

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather anon.

(in all seriousness: Reynaldo will never explain it himself, but it’ll become apparent with time.)

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Time for "the defense" to give their piece amirite-

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... Hm.

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What does Randy use in his homemade Chex mix?

Chex cereal, salt, put it in the oven for a bit, mix in almonds, peanuts and pecans, then add m and m’s. Then add powdered sugar. Then add babyback ribs. Then add marshmallows. Then add powdered sugar again. Then microwave it for 45 minutes. Then sprinkled it with a dash of powdered sugar.

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Well this is a doozy so far ain't it!

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I'm guessing the "excuse" goes like: *something something don't want to hurt your feelings*

I don’t think that excuse would make any sense, with the story so far, or with Wilford’s characterization.

You’ll just have to wait and see :-)

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*stock crowd cheering sound effect.* Randy is Actually Available for asks

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