※ SAFIYA NYGAARD - “I WORE THIGH-HIGH UGGS FOR A WEEK” ※
starters from safiya’s video i wore thigh-high uggs for a week ! feel free to change pronouns/places/etc !
“Your favorite middle school shoes have gone sexual.”
“Yes, folks, they’re real, and they’re horrifying.”
“Because I’m predictable, I bought them.”
“I think I’m gonna have to wear them.”
“It’s a portal to Hades. Or Australia.”
“I’m trying to be avant garde high fashion.”
“I’m nervous to bring scissors near these.”
“I’m flashing everyone. Why is this happening?”
“I think I gave a few people in their cars a nice view.”
“You guys were brutally honest.”
“After looking at them for a second, you did not like them.”
“I may be developing a soft spot.”
“They’re trying to be subversive.”
“I don’t remember these. But I remember something like these.”
“I think I’m gonna have to wear them on the plane.”
“We did eventually make our flight.”
“It was a very uncomfortable flight.”
“I probably should have just packed them.”
“If that’s not fashion, nothing is.”
“We headed over to Independence Hall to harass the birthplace of our nation.”
“I just wonder if the Founding Fathers knew it would come to this.”
“He seemed to like oversized things.”
“You know, they’re innovative. New. Invention-y.”
“I think probably the most legal use for this would be to sneak a bunch of snacks into a movie theater.”
“Now he has to hang out with me.”
“What terror hath you unleashed onto Pennsylvania?”
“I don’t know how well people are taking to it.”
“I don’t think people are loving it.”
“I feel like we should probably head home before I’m banned from Pennsylvania forever.”
“$1300 is an extremely high price point for any boot pretty much ever.”
“I know that might not be how fashion works, but it’s what I want.”
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