DIDJEY

enjoyer but creator on a good day

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Harry and Voldemort: share brother wands, share parts of souls, are two sides of the same coin, send dreams and visions to each other through their mind, both grew up in similar circumstances, both are orphans, and have been enemies since (Harry’s) birth… and you expect me *not* to ship them?

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Happens

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Harry is a bit dumb when it comes to the compliments :(

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Everyone thinks I chose computer science and became an engineer because I'm a genius.. nobody suspects that I actually chose it so I could spend more time reading cool weird things on the internet

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What's happening in the picture above?

Wdym? Voldemort is trying to kill Harry

Wdym? Voldemort is trying to fuck Harry

Wdym? Voldemort is trying to put his wand into Harry's mouth

Wdym? Voldemort is trying to put his "wand" into Harry's mouth

Wdym? Voldemort is Harry's dentist. He is trying to get rid of that caries

Your own answer in the comments..

Voting ended onMay 5, 2024

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tomarrymort tags tier list by cultlogick

share yours, I wanna laugh

you didn't see bare feet there, no

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People be thirsting over tomarry because it's 2 hot dudes fucking each other and then they go and hate those who enjoy harrymort

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His moto in every fanfiction

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Dumbledore: Mr.Potter, I'm afraid that Tom is..

Harry: *angry Karen noises*

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He was a thinker

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It's been a long time since 56 chapter of No Glory by ObsidianPen dropped, but anyway, it's too hilarious in my opinion not to get posted here :(

13.01.25: it suddenly came to my mind that I probably should've switched the captions