Torchwood

Outside the government, beyond the police. Run by Lenora. We’re better than UNIT. Our ask box is open! (This is a roleplay blog)

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(Ooc post:

Just a few things clarified.

What year does this take place? In 2021, it’s 2008, or during season 2, but honestly it’s really just “vaguely 2000s, at some point after Gwen joined.”

Can I interact (reblog, comment, send asks, etc.)? Absolutely! In fact, please do!

TWs: There will be mentions of guns, since this is Torchwood. There will also be references to sex. Again, this is Torchwood. I’d say this is the same rating as the show.

Disclaimers: I’m American.

I have no actual connections to the show or the BBC. This is just for fun

(This post will be updated as questions arise.)

Link to the Torchwood Handbook (Unofficial):

TORCHWOOD HANDBOOK.pdf

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Hey i just saw a blowfish driving a sportscar twenty mph faster then the speed limit

Again?

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This heat might a nightmare, but problems with aliens don't have to be. If you see anything extraterrestrial, be sure to contact us at Torchwood so we can handle it quickly and effectively.

Ugh, do I really have to post that?

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Oh. You know. Places.

Places. Sure.

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Sorry about your mom. I hear today's the anniversary.

From where?

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Apologies for the intrusion. UNIT is better than Torchwood. New data reports have just come in. You can't argue if the science is there.

I’d have to see the reports first.

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This might have been from the time Melly broke the speed limit.

I think it happened twice. Once by accident and once trying to find out how many loops of a roundabout she was able to do?

…

Okay. Wow.

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Melly might be running from cops

I need to figure out whats going on with my our box, because I am NOT being notified of these.

Anyway. What’d she do this time?

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Have you figured out what it is yet?

No. But we’ve narrowed it down.

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So it’s alive still?

Yup. Thanks for your faith in me.

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How’s parenthood?

Awful

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Yeah, ugh. It means I hate you two together and think you're better as friends.

Did I ask for your opinion?

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What do you think they’re actually complaining about. We don’t pda at work, and we argue at about the same level? Now they know the only real difference is that they know.

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If anything, I’d say we be talking less on here. I think they’re just jealous. Sad and lonely, hiding behind an anonymous ask with nothing better to do.

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Yeah, ugh. It means I hate you two together and think you're better as friends.

Did I ask for your opinion?

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Wait, you're still together? Ugh.

Ugh?

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If they make there own kid steal it for its own good

Oh god, don't even put that out into the universe

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Seconding that, yeah. I do not want kids.

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Alien baby. Great. Because that’s exactly what I’ve always wanted to deal with.

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Need a hand? What species?

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I have no clue.

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How do you know it’s a baby and not a quirk of the species then?

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Because the note said it was a baby.

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Sure I suppose that can be trusted. What does it look like?

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Small. Ugly. Like a baby.

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Babies aren't ugly!

Well, most babies aren't.

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Sure.

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I’m not sure the last time I saw a baby, I don’t remember them being too offensive.

Maybe it needs a glass of milk and it’ll be less ugly? Or maybe the ugly part is the alien.

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I wish. I’ve already tried feeding it. Except I’ve no clue what it eats.

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Hmm that sounds like a Melly problem. Worst comes to worst I think the medics have a sort of portable drip injection I can offer.

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We probably have something similar, but I’ll keep that in mind.

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If only you had an alien friend that liked babies who could help you

Funny.

… Maybe.