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YOU ARE THE REASON
taylor price
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
JBB: An Artblog!
Love Begins
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Origami Around
$LAYYYTER
#extradirty
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@tormented-rage-blog
Once upon a time me and @shanito pitched an actual real life One Direction graphic novel. Unfortunately this was like, two months before they broke up. I still think about what could have been. Here are the character sheets and sample pages we did.
Apologies for the terrible watermarks I’m at work rn lmao
Please don’t repost or delete description~
Zayn: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Liam: Wow. They sound stupid.
Zayn: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Liam: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like..I don’t know… “Hey, I love you!”
Zayn : I guess you’re right. Hey Liam, I love you.
Liam: See! Just like that!
Zayn: Holy fucking shit.
Liam: If that flies over their head, then sorry Z, they’re too dumb for you.
Zayn: Payno.
*Larry on phone*
Harry: louissss
Louis: Hellooooooo Haz
Harry: *giggles* are you busy?
Louis: Nahh I'm still in bed hehe
Harry: I want you to do me a favour...
Louis: *starts thinking something along the way of sexy and hot*
Harry: *Whispers* so, Lou...
Louis: *breathes* yea haz...?
Harry: So is our cat fed?
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry: hello?
Louis: *beep beep beep beep*
ZOUIS
Louis: no
Zayn: please I'm sorry
Louis: no gtfo
Zayn: now I'm hurt
Louis: then put a bandage to your face
There must be some kind of a new Tumblr virus going on, I’ve gotten two chat messages from long-time followers this morning asking for help and linking to a Bitcoin wallet. (Two different versions of basically: “Hey what’s up? I need help with X. I need X amount of money but am short by X amount. This is my Bitcoin wallet number: cniowebebf”.)
I can’t say how someone gets affected by it (probably clicking on a link), but check your chat history to see if you’ve sent messages like that, change your password, do a scan, and always avoid clicking dodgy links!
i’ve gotten about 30 of these so far. i feel so bad because some of the blogs you can tell are genuinely someone’s personal & currently active account that was ‘hacked’ 😔 hopefully it won’t end up affecting the blogs at all.
just check ✔️ your messages to make sure that you haven’t be sending dm’s to people asking for bitcoin! if you get a message from someone & want to — let them know that they’re sending spam out ✔️ they may of had no idea!!
i just got one of these, i didn’t click the link thankfully but make sure if any of you get one, delete it x
Ziall GO ON AAOOD
Zayn: knock knock
Niall: who's there?
Zayn: Zayn
Niall: .....Zayn who?
Zayn: Zayn from down the garbage Shute, you asshole! It's been nine months! Fuxking nine months! Ringing any bells, dumbass?!
Niall: uhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
Harry:
Zayn:
Harry: you can get pregnant and have a child in nine months... Yk if you start right away
Zayn:
ONE DIRECTION CHATROOM #2
Zayn: add em back
Niall: they'll leave again what's the use
Zayn:
Niall:
Zayn:
Niall:
Zayn: how have you been?
Niall: JESUS FOOKING CHRIST WHY CANT YOU KILL ME ALREADY
Zayn:....
Directioners...
*trips*
Me: OH MY ZIANOURRY!
One direction chatroom #1
[NiallHoran added Louis91]
[NiallHoran added harrystyles]
[NiallHoran added Liampayne]
[NiallHoran added Zayn]
Niall: HELLO GUYS
Louis: did U just
Liam: add
Harry: Zayn?
Niall: yup
[Liam left the group chat]
[Harry left the group chat]
[Louis left the group chat]
Zayn: well...
[At a drive thru]
Liam: Okay, what do you guys want?
Niall: I want Zayn back.
Liam, voice breaking: I only have 20 pounds...
#Larry
Harry: *blushes smiling cheekily* I want Louis on my Gucci suit
Gucci:
Harry:
Gucci:
Harry: WHAT ?!
@zayn do u like it..???
Slaying Liam
Liam: good morning GUYSSSSS! So long this grup is lying ded here... Thought I'll start first. So here I am! It's 8 in the morning, RISE AND SHINEeeee!
Liam:....
Liam: .........
Liam: a reply with "gm" wld be good yk
Louis: fuck off Mr.I Used To Be In 1D
Harry: ^^
Niall: ^^^^
Zayn: ^^^^^^^
Liam, Louis, Niall, Harry: oh shut up Zayn
no offense but both la boite interviews saved my life
During Harry style's child birth
Wife/ Louis: OMFG HARRY DO SOMETHING THIS IS SO UNBEARABLE
Harry: WHAT DO I DO!?!?
W/L: IDK DO ANHTHING
Harry: OH OKA... WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
w/L: ...
W/L: ...
W/L: *smacks Harry* GET OUT
Doctor: GET OUT
Nurse: GET OUT
Other patients: GET OUT
Anne: GET OUT
Gemma: GET OUT
Zayn: GET OUT
Liam: GET OUT
Niall: GET OUT HAHHSJAHA
His not-yet-born child: get. Out.
Talking to non-directioners
Me: AND YOU KNOW WHAT LOUIS SAID!?????
Them: what
Me: "KEVIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!"
Them: huh?
Me: KEVIN
Them: wdym smh
Me: Kevin
Them: ???
Me: the pigeon--- yk what just leave.
HOW DIRECTIONERS WORK
half way through directioners: *dreaming in class* what if one direction barges into my class and takes me away on their tour?
100% Directioners: freaking kiss him already peasant what u waiting for
