long story short?

that’s why i had to walk away from my funk band. lyric, 23, any pronouns

[segamascott]

[yard666sale]

[nonlynear]

keep in mind a hot woman is posting all of this nonsense

[dogpuppy]

[yumefilly]

somehow im not allowed to hate men since i have men in my life meanwhile men will have wives and daughters and hate their fucking guts and thats just normal apparently

[lancelought]

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[crabanarchy]

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

[amanitaphalloides]

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

[podgoldenrod]

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[chiangyorange]

back soon

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[bulletclubbucks]

KYLE FLETCHER & SPEEDBALL | PROTOLOG NINE

[moxleyrollins]

AEW: DYNAMITE | 08.12.26

[ericryantucker]

Very fitting that Gabbriette was the very first Matières Fécales bride. A perfect match!