temporary insanity

❝ i don't want a good girl, i been rolling with the baddest. she told me she models & she told me she an actress. talkin 'bout her, ( she been every where up the atlas. ) don't make any difference. ❞

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perrie.

They make those creepy shrines where they have a wall covered in every picture ever taken of you. Very strange. I hope I never have to find out what it’s like to have a legitimate stalker, those situations son’t usually end well! Especially in Lifetime movies. They’re one of the best ways to just chill out and tune out the world, because they pull you right in.

I mean, I wouldn’t mind lookin’ at myself all the time cause... C’mon, look at me, but that just pushes the damn limit. Either the stalker dies since your imaginary husband comes home from work, or you’re either going to end up right in the back of his trunk. There’s literally no in-between, which in fact, is scary as fuck. I could definitely get down with that, like, everyone needs a good ol’ distraction.

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shelley.

“I’d never think twice about our plans.”

“Well, shit, is it too early for me to feel special?”

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hailey.

I’m hungover as fuck. I’m also on set. This blows. There isn’t enough coffee in the world. Someone kill me, please.

Been there, experienced that.. Let me tell you, run. Run away from it all cause it’s going to suck, honestly. Ya’ see, I know what they do to pretty boys like me in jail.. I don’t think I’m ready for all that, love.

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emma.

I was very productive today. I ran all of my errands with plenty of time to spare! I went inside, curled up with a good book and then got all set to make dinner. ….And then realized that I left all of my groceries down in the car and most of them were spoilt by the time I brought them up. So much for that home cooked meal I was looking forward to.

It really sucks to say this, but it literally happens to the best of us. That’s probably one of the reasons why I stopped being so productive, honestly. Like, something horrible always decides to happen to me while I’m in the middle of runnin’ errands. Either I spill water all over me, which makes it looks like I peed, or I completely forget the reason why I was doing whatever I was doing. So, you’re not alone.

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gigi.

So, my favorite part of eating Chinese food has always been the fortune cookie. Today my fortune was “only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone” I understand the principle behind it  but there are only 24 hours in a day, fortune cookie. I can only get so much done. You don’t have to be so morbid. Jeez.

I think all the alcohol that I’ve been drinkin’ just might be catchin’ up to me cause I didn’t understand a damn thing about that fortune, like, concepts and I aren’t exactly ‘best friends.’ There’s definitely not enough hours in a day, let met tell you. Someone should really do something about that, you know? Like, there’s only so many hours I could go pullin’ errands before it gets wild, honestly.

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Text 📲 Nico

Ash: :D

Ash: Yup, snuggles are a vital part of this friendship, you know that. Oh good. Hurry up and get your ass over here then!

Nico: why are you so cute?

Nico: snuggles are my favorite thing in the world, i knew that. perfection cannot be rushed, benz, that's like.. rule number two of life 😋

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luke.

What can I say, I am here for your entertainment?  You should feel very, very touched.  

You could definitely say that, dude, I’m extremely entertained right now. Touched, huh? I dunno, ya’ might wanna save that for another day.

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perrie.

I know, it all makes sense in theory, the true test will be if I actually follow through and do the planning. I agree. The whole idea of a stalker is quite scary. Especially because they have these crazy ideas in their minds that there’s actually some kind of relationship forming. Gives me the heebie jeebies. Sometimes the acting is so bad that that’s the more entertaining than the plot!

Don’t worry about that, I used to be weird about it back then, too. I would honestly lock myself in my house for the rest of my life, like, that’s insane. To have ‘em know where ya’ live, where ya’ sleep, where ya’ spend most of your time.. Gives me the fuckin’ creeps down my spine, honestly. They really are a good laugh, overall.

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ashley.

I am doing no such thing!  And I don’t have to play.  I’m totally innocent and you know it.  Come on Nico.  You know you’d freak out and think I don’t love you anymore if I stopped picking on you.  That’s good to know.  I’ll hold it near and dear to my heart then.  Hahaha…I like being thought of as fierce.

Whatever ya’ say, Ash, whatever ya’ say. Innocent? That’s far from what you are, it’s cute that you think that. Alright, I’d definitely be sad if ya’ didn’t continue to tease me every single day. Near and dear, that’s the way that I like it. Being fierce is a good thing to be, especially when people piss ya’ off.

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shelley.

“Does that mean our friendship is on the line? Don’t worry, I’ll be around.”

“Of course, just so ya’ could think twice before ya’ plan to leave. You have no choice, babe.”

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taylor.

I’d be pretty concerned if Hollywood had no drama. Come on, where’s the fun without a little bit of claw action? Hey there, Nico. How are you, bro?

Hell would freeze over when that day comes, promise. That fun is right here, a walkin’ party, if you will. I’m actually pretty stinkin’ good, what about you?

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luke.

HEY, LA!  Guess who’s back in you?  ME!  

A whole city just got lucky.  

I dunno what charm that you think that you have, man.. But it’s definitely workin’ cause I feel special as fuck.

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Text: All Contacts

Nathan: why did I search conspiracy theories at midnight?

Nathan: I'm mind fucked and can't sleep

Nico: that's the worst thing that you could've possibly done

Nico: please tell me that you haven't watched anything too crazy

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shelley.

“Cross my heart I won’t.”

“You can’t, there’s plenty on the line here.”

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taylor.

I don’t know bout you, but  I heard this Hollywood vibe is pretty chill, and I wanted to get my fair share. Hey, how are you guys? I’m Taylor Jardine of We Are the in Crowd; don’t worry, I don’t bite.

Pretty chill, sure, but there’s also a shitload of drama ‘cause.. C’mon, that’s pretty much expected. I’m good, thanks for asking, love. I’m Nico, nice to meet you. Also, I don’t think I like bitin’ people either.

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perrie.

Planning just seems like so much work when I’m not supposed to be working! Most of their movies are about the same thing, but you have missed a few of the vital plots….teacher obsessed with student, or vice versa, someone leading a double life, and the every popular stalker plot. Bravo to you though, I don’t know many guys who make it all the way through a Lifetime movie so you’re ace in my book!

True, but it’ll definitely put everythin’ in order so you can do all that your ‘lil heart wants to when you’re not working. The popular stalker plot makes me not want to get involved with people cause there’s actual stalkers out there, like, is that all that y’all have to do with yourselves? I started watchin’ them as a quick laugh cause the acting is like subpar, but some of ‘em are actually entertaining to sit through. 

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ashley.

Who’s coming for your life?  Jeez, is it so wrong to playfully pick on my best friend without being accused of coming for his life?  I’m going to hold you to this Nico.  I may be little, but you know I can kick some ass if I have to.

You definitely are, don’t try to play innocent with me. Don’t ya’ know what I see right through that? But, uh, it is wrong according to this best friend of yours. Hold it close cause I rarely disappoint, just so ya’ know. That’s right, small but fierce.