Toshinori Oda's Blog

Greetings. I am Toshinori Oda. I belong to one of the richest families in Shiroiwa. I'm also part of Class 3-B (although I do belong in a classier private school, not amongst the vulgar masses.) I've decided you all deserved a quality blog after seeing the vulgarity of my classmates' accounts.

[toshinorioda]

I have completed another year of school in Tokyo, but for whatever deranged reason my parents have concocted, they have requested that I return back to Shiroiwa for the summer. I have chosen to comply, but I request with utmost pleasantry that many of you that I was formerly acquainted with to keep your distance.

This summer is possibly going to be the most vulgar one yet.

[toshinorioda]

It is about time I have done so, but I have composed a full list of reasons of why I despise many of you.

[toshinorioda]

The irony is that you're calling me little. Mind, ad hominem indicates that I have won.

You have not won anything, you idiot. Leave me alone this instant.

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[ryuheisasagawa]

I was sayin’ that ‘bout th’ cat comment, jerkoff!! An’ holy shit, it actually ‘appened, whoa… What th’ fuck ‘appened with yer, man??

[toshinorioda]

Well, Kotohiki seemed more obsessed with cats regardless! And I just spent a long time without talking to Izumi. That's all there is to it.

[toshinorioda]

The difference between you and me is that I can take care of myself. I don't need anyone wiping my ass for me.

Shut your mouth, you vulgar, lowlife little rat!

[toshinorioda]

Psst. Kiriyama can play a better violin than you.

Keep fooling yourself with that garbage if that's what pleases you, Anonymous.

[toshinorioda]

Mind you'll have to prove I had anything to do with it. You're lucky I didn't kill you on the spot on the island.

I could have easily killed you too. Do not underestimate my power, Sugimura!

And I have people making sure I am safe at all times. They will know, mind you.

[toshinorioda]

Mind you that I broke your finger once.

And if you attempt to do so again, I will make sure somebody makes sure you pay for it.

[toshinorioda]

Not about me, buddy.

Ah. My choice of Kotohiki.

I dislike other classmates more than her. Relax, you buffoon.

[toshinorioda]

I no longer have feelings for Izumi, and besides, this was a test to see who would I punch in the face. I have no romantic feelings for either of the two fools.

[toshinorioda]

You trying to get under my skin, Oda?

What is your problem, Sugimura? I happened to choose other people over you twice. So, you should feel honored. 

[toshinorioda]

Sakaki or Kotohiki?

I care for neither of them, but I suppose I will go with Kotohiki. Anyone with cats is an irritating person.

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Me or Mimura?

Although you're both horribly vulgar, I will choose you, as you're the one who almost ruined my chances in the program.

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Niida or Kuramoto?

Once again, two idiotic jocks. I will choose Niida. At least Kuramoto doesn't act like an arrogant fool.

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Yukiko or Yumiko?

Are they not just one person? I do not care for either of them.

I suppose I will go with Kusaka. Tall girls tend to be more irritating than short girls.

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Utsumi or Tanizawa?

...Hm. I don't care for either of them. I suppose I shall go with Tanizawa, due to her ridiculous belief that men are pigs.

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Keita or Yoshitoki?

Although Kuninobu's homosexual ways are absolutely disgusting, Iijima has time after time called me horrible things, has shown signs of vulgarity I didn't know existed until I met him, and I had to spend months living in the same area as him.

I would happily punch Iijima in the face.