Peten't

friendly neighborhood hero-guy no, I am not a real spider minor he pls ;^; idk man I was chilling one day and woke up in the wrong world

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Rundown of Petey

the usual you'd expect: Peter Parker, minor, male, absolutely bi-coded Teenage genius Friendly neighborhood himbo in the making ft. Karen Newest Queen charity case (apparently) Gotham hater OOC: (The setting and his characterization is a mix of both canon compliancy and Dark Matter/Butler Spider/time flies by (bye) fic-type settings and AUs. Things will most definitely become more fleshed out as time goes by. Ideas belong to the respective content creators.) Character is a minor, mun is an adult. Please keep that in mind when interacting with him.

(This blog is ran in Pacific Daylight Time)

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Hey chat do you think gay little people come out of the cabinet?

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Happy Pride Month! 🫵🏳️‍🌈🎉👍

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Jesus. Thought you died.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Nah, Spidey's still swinging. Very Badly, but I am 😤

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Happy Pride Month! 🫵🏳️‍🌈🎉👍

[totally-not-peter-parker]

snider dan’s habing a STRONK

ball the calldulance

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Their point a with his I and this the them. Someone that this the a and you him understand the

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Hiiii stalker <3

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Did you know that when you nacho cheese on chip on nacho taste chip nacho cheese on you? This is because nacho cheese and taste chip on nacho cheese is referenced to taste chip on your cheese

[let-me-speak-with-your-manager]

Did you know? Did you know that- have you ever wondered about that- when you ice cream on sprinkles, sprinkle ice cream you taste? It’s like sprinkles on ice cream on sprinkle. Is like an explosion of flavors. It fusion flavors all your favorite sprinkles.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Karen gets me

[let-me-speak-with-your-manager]

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Did you know that when you nacho cheese on chip on nacho taste chip nacho cheese on you? This is because nacho cheese and taste chip on nacho cheese is referenced to taste chip on your cheese

[let-me-speak-with-your-manager]

Did you know? Did you know that- have you ever wondered about that- when you ice cream on sprinkles, sprinkle ice cream you taste? It’s like sprinkles on ice cream on sprinkle. Is like an explosion of flavors. It fusion flavors all your favorite sprinkles.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Karen gets me

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Did you know that when you nacho cheese on chip on nacho taste chip nacho cheese on you? This is because nacho cheese and taste chip on nacho cheese is referenced to taste chip on your cheese

[totally-not-peter-parker]

There's a place in England that's name apparently translates to hill hill hill hill and ngl it would be a pretty funny place to die on

[babsggordon]

The hill you die on ™

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Exactly!

[totally-not-peter-parker]

There's a place in England that's name apparently translates to hill hill hill hill and ngl it would be a pretty funny place to die on

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Using French to gatekeep how people say cheese is a LITTLE cringe

[totally-not-peter-parker]

( are crossover and child characters allowed )

Given that this blog is already a crossover one with Peter being a minor? Yes to both.

[babsggordon]

I can't believe I'm saying this.

But I have to remind everyone the first rule in vigilantism.

Don't die.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Too late?

[babsggordon]

Who was gonna tell me that feeling worried or anxious about everything is not normal. Like, what do you mean normal people doesn't get anxious for a minimal schedule change?

[official-flamebird]

…they don’t?

[babsggordon]

Yeah, it turns out "normal people" just accept it instead of thinking of every possible escenario right away

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I mean... I could've told you it's not in fact, a normal thing to experience? Because I do that and Karen had An Opinion about it, which isn't relevant, but also it's absolutely the reason I know it's Not Normal

[babsggordon]

Why "had"? Did you got rid of that option?

It sounds cool and definitely having something think it instead of me would 100% minimize the emotional impact

[totally-not-peter-parker]

No??? Had because I've been forced into therapy and taking meds and have been conditioned to like. Not catastrophize change. I still freak out a lot, but past tense for had an opinion on catastrophizing change

[babsggordon]

Ohh okay, I thought you just asked Karen to stop doing that

[totally-not-peter-parker]

You say this like she would listen

[totally-not-peter-parker]

See what I mean?

[babsggordon]

Who was gonna tell me that feeling worried or anxious about everything is not normal. Like, what do you mean normal people doesn't get anxious for a minimal schedule change?

[official-flamebird]

…they don’t?

[babsggordon]

Yeah, it turns out "normal people" just accept it instead of thinking of every possible escenario right away

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I mean... I could've told you it's not in fact, a normal thing to experience? Because I do that and Karen had An Opinion about it, which isn't relevant, but also it's absolutely the reason I know it's Not Normal

[babsggordon]

Why "had"? Did you got rid of that option?

It sounds cool and definitely having something think it instead of me would 100% minimize the emotional impact

[totally-not-peter-parker]

No??? Had because I've been forced into therapy and taking meds and have been conditioned to like. Not catastrophize change. I still freak out a lot, but past tense for had an opinion on catastrophizing change

[babsggordon]

Ohh okay, I thought you just asked Karen to stop doing that

[totally-not-peter-parker]

You say this like she would listen