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inbred-eater

everyone say thank you fiona dourif 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

negativ00

great-and-small

doctors--sunshine

REMEMBER IF YOU HONKALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK if you get any closer U HAVE TO HONK IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

utopians

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

utopians

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

doing-my-demibest

Boyfriend swears the tumblr bitches will love this so here it is

Acrylic markers on canvas

kalichnikov

i wanna talk about this shot

kalichnikov

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

un-javi

karvina

teslaswife

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

God fucking damn it

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

yrbeecharmer

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning

stuckinapril

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

stuckinapril

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

mintedwitcher

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

hometoursandotherstuff

should-be-sleeping

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

should-be-sleeping

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

justprettygay

should-be-sleeping

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

should-be-sleeping

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

should-be-sleeping

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

hedyke-remaking

drtanner

THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE FUCKING VIDEO THAT GOT SPAMMED ALL OVER THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WHEN TUMBLR INTRODUCED AUTOPLAY ON VIDEOS. JUST REAMS AND REAMS OF THIS FUCKING THING GOING OFF ONE AFTER THE OTHER AS YOU SCROLLED.

Fucking magical times.

dizzystracted

Unclench thy jaw you fine bitch

sleepnoises

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

skinhorses

sleepnoises

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

ukulelekatie

I keep thinking about this post as I check in on the Artemis II mission throughout the day in between doing my normal tasks. My texts to my girlfriend look like “Aw man I was making pasta for dinner and I dropped the box and now there’s macaroni all over the floor. Houston and Integrity Crew are go for translunar injection by the way”