Totally stuff they've said

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Hikaru, a cat: *grabs Shinji’s hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

Shinji: Aww. You think you can kill me? Insolent fool. You are far too weak to challenge me. I love you.

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Takashi: Don't worry about it, Haruka. Any shadowy figure coming after us will have to go through me first.

Haruka: I'll treasure those three extra seconds.

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Edward: Wanna know how punk I am?

Edward: *punches a wall*

Edward: Take me to a hospital.

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Kennith: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Alphonse: No, I said, "Kennith, don't lick the swingset," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Alphonse." And then you licked the swingset

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haruka: self care is drinking 6 cups of coffee mixed with 5 hour energy drinks and going to the 6th dimension to fight your evil clone

keiji: that was extremely specific are you okay

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Umeko: it smells like updog in here

Hideki: im not falling for that again

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Benny: the fuck is your problem

Jayce: i ate a glowstick last night

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haruka: are you having a stroke?

umeko: no im having a reeses cup

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Muda: Yeah, you're right, I'm not going to fight them.

Muda: (walks away)

Muda: (runs back in tackling the person) EXCEPT THAT I AM.

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Mizuki: Kou, don't say a word.

Kou: …

Kou: Fergalicious.

Mizuki: I said no words.

Kou: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.

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Benny: What do you want, dickbag?

Jack: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?

Benny: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster."

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Jackson: Honey, it's really muggy out today.

Jack: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.

Jackson, sweating: [sips coffee from a bowl]

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Emiko: There's a way to go slow and fast at the same time, Shinji

Shinji: Explain

Keiji, in the background: go slast

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Romeo: Get me a glass of red wine.

Aaron: Uh..

Aaron: It's breakfast.

Romeo: And a plate of pancakes.

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Hideki: When i said "get eggs" I meant like ONE carton.

Keiji: [Holding 374 eggs] Let's just say we're both at fault here

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Keiji: [about hideki] I know he’s having a miserable time. We have telepathy. It’s like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.

Haruka: Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up.

Keiji: Nuh uh. I can sense these things. Remember he broke his leg and I sensed it.

Haruka: That’s because you fell on him and broke it.

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Umeko: What's better than one cat?

Yuuta: Two cats?

Umeko: Oh shit you're right