incorrect pmtok quotes

submissions are open! run by mods Olly and Olivia

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run by mods Olly and Olivia

try to guess who we are

you’ll never know

anyway hi hope we make you laugh

submissions open so if ya wanna send stuff go ahead!!!

we wont have a schedule but we’re doing our best. Thank you.

:D

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Olivia: SKDJSKFJKDK

Craftsman: What is that?

Olivia: It’s a keyboard smash

Craftsman: How do I do it?

Olivia: Just press anything lol

Craftsman: 7

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Olly: Hey do any of you guys know how to render really good?

Scissors: I can render my enemies immobile

Olly: I meant 3d computer renders but I’ll keep you in mind for future reference

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Olly: I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. What a ripoff

Scissors: What armor are you wearing?

Scissors: Wait

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Scissors: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.

Hole Punch: Rock.

Scissors: Paper.

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Scissors: The sixth love language is combat

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Hole Punch: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

DJ Toad: But are you shuffling?

Hole Punch: Everyday.

Professor Toad: What language are you two speaking??

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Hole Punch: *kicks G off Graveyard sign*

Hole Punch: Let’s get this party started!

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Hole Punch: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Scissors: I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.

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Scissors, gently nudging stapler with their foot (blade?): Stapler, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Stapler, their eyes enormous: You kick Stapler? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Scissors! Jail for Scissors for one thousand years!

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Hole Punch: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Scissors: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Hole Punch:

Hole Punch: *sobs*

Tape: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

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Scissors: Diversity win! I’m asexual and I’m going to kill you

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Rubber Band: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Olly: I am going to need you to swear-

Tape: Fuck.

Olly:

Olly: ...swear as in promise.

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Scissors: You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone.

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Rubber Band: Hey, aren’t you Tape?

Tape: Are you a cop?

Rubber Band: No.

Tape: In that case I am Tape.

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Scissors: Colored Pencils, gather the others. We need to have another Tape-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.