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@totallycorrectscorpioraces
"Due to personal reasons I will be riding in the races on my island pony. I will not be taking questions at this time." - Puck
Enters the island races on a pony as the first woman to ever ride. Wins. Refuses to elaborate. Leaves.
Elizabeth: what are we doing?
Dory Maud: wasting our lives
Elizabeth: I meant for lunch
Sorry Malvern, I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair.
Puck
Sean: The circumstances under which we met are completely insane. I just wish we met the way normal people meet, like riding on the cliffs.
Sean: Or after we’ve smeared our blood on the rock.
Sean: Or...or you came knocking on my door at home asking for help with a capall.
Puck: Is that how you think people meet?
Sean:
Sean: I don’t know how normal people meet.
Puck: this was a very successful race
Official: Mutt just died
Puck: this was a very successful race
Peg: so is this thing between Sean and Puck a secret?
Thomas: hardly. The only people that don’t know there’s a thing between Sean and Puck are Sean and Puck
Sean: I live for two reasons
Holly: and those are?
Sean: I was born, and I haven’t died yet
Puck: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Mutt: bold of you to assume I was held
Sean: I’ve only said “I love you” to two people in my entire life
Sean: Corr
Sean:
Sean: and a horse that, in the dark and in the rain, looked like it was Corr
George Holly: y’all’d’ve Puck, crying: What are you saying!?
After watching Corr return to Sean:
Holly: are you okay? Why are you crying?
Puck: I’m fine I just have something in my eye
Holly: what’s in your eye?
Puck: emotions
Daly: if Corr was attacking me, Mutt, and Prince, who would you save?
Sean: what, you morons can't handle a single capall uisce?
Daly: it's hypothetical!
Sean: ....
Sean: Corr
Puck: *makes a suggestion to Malvern*
Malvern: Look. You don’t tell me how to do my job. Don’t tell me how to do mine.
Puck: You’re my boss? Your job is literally to tell me how to do my job???
fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
@totallycorrectscorpioraces (This maybe could fit with Scorpio Races?)
Bold of you to assume we havent already posted this one ;)
Computer: please enter password
Matthew: *types in "matthew malvern"*
Computer: not strong enough
Matthew, smashing computer on the ground: say it to my FACE
Peg: Puck, I know you hope to ride in the races and that's a bad idea
Puck, internally: play dumb
Puck: who's Puck?
Puck, internally: not that dumb!
Daly, appalled: you said a peaceful way to keep Sean out of the races!
Mutt, wiping off a knife: Well it was as peaceful as I could make it
