Why do I keep making these blogs?

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Nomi: I’m not the mom friend. I’m the dad friend; I try to take care of my friends but I’m too emotionally distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it.

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Lito: Hey, do you think this is gay, or is it just me?

Hernando, who is currently “inside” Lito: Lito.

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Kala, to Wolfgang, all throughout season 1: Aren't you tired of going ape shit? Don't you just want to be nice?

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Anyone: Are you a boy or a girl?

Wolfgang: I’m an asshole.

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Kala, to the others: Can you all at least try to see things from my perspective?

Everyone: *bends down to talk to her*

Kala: *proceeds to take blockers for the next week in order to ignore them*

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Lito, about to go off on some rant to the cluster: You know, I don’t mean to go off-

Lito: Actually, yes I do.

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Kala, to Rajan: Being around my cluster has ruined my sense of humor. My mom told me a well thought out joke and I just shrugged but Nomi showed me a picture of beans in a shoe and said "bone app the teeth" and I nearly choked I was laughing so hard.

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Wolfgang, walking out of the bedroom shirtless: All of my shirts keep disappearing.

Rajan, wearing one of his t-shirts: Wild.

Kala, wearing another one of his t-shirts: Absolutely insane.

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(Wolfgang and Riley were being little shits, and Will finds out)

Will: I hope you two have a good explanation for this.

Wolfgang: We have three.

Riley: Pick your favorite.

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Sun: Dogs deserve to live forever.

Kala: And people don’t?

Sun: Absolutely not.

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Bendix: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Nomi: Jokes on you, I wasn’t held as a child.

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Will: Okay but do you like me, do you like me like me?

Riley, on one knee: Take a random guess.

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Nomi: I’m introducing a new alignment: chaotic lawful.

Nomi: I have a very strict moral code but no one can figure out what the fuck it is.

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Hernando: Lito, is something burning?

Lito: Only my desire for you.

Daniela, not even looking up from her magazine: The chicken is burning.

Hernando: WHAT-

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Sun, to the rest of her cluster: I wish I was stupid. You all seem so happy.

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(The family and responses to “I Want a Baby”; all are through texts)

Daniela: I want a baby.

Hernando: No.

Daniela: Oh.

Hernando: Wait but don’t ask anyone else I’ll do it.

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Daniela: I want a baby.

Lito: Give me a week.

Lito: What color?

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Lito: I want a baby.

Hernando: Really?

Lito: Hell no. I can barely take care of my crybaby ass self.

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Zakia: I want a baby.

Capheus: I’m baby.

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Nomi: I want a baby.

Neets: We’re both female.

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Kala: I want a baby.

Rajan: Oh.

Rajan: Just to hangout with?

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Kala: I want a baby.

Wolfgang: They’re usually chilling outside of grocery stores in shopping carts. How fast can you run?

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Rajan: I want a baby.

Wolfgang: I’m sorry. I can’t impregnate you.

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Riley: I want a baby.

Will: Mine?

Riley: Yes?

Riley: Who else’s?

Will: Aquaman.

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Mun: I want a baby.

Sun: We already have a dog.

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Wolfgang/Sun: People will die.

Capheus: Of fun!