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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Dude I think one of the voices is like

Actively tracking your copy

I mean u probably saw that but thought I’d tell you

Yeah I noticed.

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Watch your fucking back-

I've got wings protecting it.

MY GOD PLEASE PROTECT ME FROM THAT THING-

I'll be there if it ever hurts you or tries to.

Thank you my God.

Dude I think one of the voices is like

Actively tracking your copy

I mean u probably saw that but thought I’d tell you

Yeah I noticed.

c0nv1ct-007

Watch your fucking back-

I've got wings protecting it.

MY GOD PLEASE PROTECT ME FROM THAT THING-

Look at you, still friends with the voice that nearly killed Ryland. That nearly killed you. That made a deal with the Blood Eye.

This is why Ryland is like this. Keep your freaks on a tighter leash. Make an example of one of them. Its the only way theyll listen.

..no..!

Oh yeah. I did make a deal with him, didn't I?

Only to prove that he is quite the disappointment. He was not strong enough to serve you my God.

Always the smart one, aren't you?

*He pats them on the head with one of his six arms.*

Not as smart as you, my God. You are the superior God after all.

*He seemed preen at the compliment, smiling.* Ah I forgot why I liked you.

I will forever praise your glory. There none as wise and powerful as you my God. I can only hope that one day Simon will see that too.

Look at you, still friends with the voice that nearly killed Ryland. That nearly killed you. That made a deal with the Blood Eye.

This is why Ryland is like this. Keep your freaks on a tighter leash. Make an example of one of them. Its the only way theyll listen.

..no..!

Oh yeah. I did make a deal with him, didn't I?

Only to prove that he is quite the disappointment. He was not strong enough to serve you my God.

Always the smart one, aren't you?

*He pats them on the head with one of his six arms.*

Not as smart as you, my God. You are the superior God after all.

#blood entity #KISS ASS

Look at you, still friends with the voice that nearly killed Ryland. That nearly killed you. That made a deal with the Blood Eye.

This is why Ryland is like this. Keep your freaks on a tighter leash. Make an example of one of them. Its the only way theyll listen.

..no..!

Oh yeah. I did make a deal with him, didn't I?

Only to prove that he is quite the disappointment. He was not strong enough to serve you my God.

..get out of my head.. get OUT OF MY HEAD!

#He’s learned from his God

Look at you, still friends with the voice that nearly killed Ryland. That nearly killed you. That made a deal with the Blood Eye.

This is why Ryland is like this. Keep your freaks on a tighter leash. Make an example of one of them. Its the only way theyll listen.

..no..!

Oh yeah. I did make a deal with him, didn't I?

#Oh hey he’s back #That’s right he exists

Only to prove that he is quite the disappointment. He was not strong enough to serve you my God.

[a figure comes into Eira’s mind scape, it appears to be Joseph, but he looks slightly different] … hello? Eira?

@totallyjoseph

....Joseph? How'd you get out of the ropes? Blood eye leave you alone finally?

Yes, it did, it finally got bored of me! Anyways, I have a favor to ask of you!

[he seems very jovial, he’s probably just very happy that the blood eye finally left him alone]

...Joseph would never talk to her like this. Not after their prior disagreements.

...Joseph would never ask a favor of me. I'm from Eden. he doesn't trust me. Who are you?

Vhat do you mean..? It’s me! Joey! Your girlfriend’s brother. Listen I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I just need a small favor from you. It’s very important.

I've never heard of a nickname of any sort. how about you tell me before I agree to anything?

I just need you to bring me Evelyn, that’s all I ask. I vant to apologize to her for being such a dumbass.

no.

…. Why not? I’m her brother and I vant to see her.

You aren't Joseph. He would never come to me for anything. And don't call Eve a dumbass. Joseph doesn't talk behind her back like that.

What? I never called her a dumbass, are you feeling okay Eira? You little ill actually, why don’t you just lay down for a bit..?

I heard you just fine. I think you should fuck off.

Eira reaches for the knife sheathed on her belt.

Ah, I see, we’re going there huh? Fine, my covers blown anyways. [the entity shifts into something very grotesque and fleshy, it’s also very large] [it’s lunges and Eira and pins her down] Guess I’ll get Evelyn to come to me another way..

And now she can't reach her knife.

that's fine. she can still bite. and she does, biting into one of the appendages pinning her down.

piss off! I'd rather fucking die again!

[the entity screeches in pain, but doesn’t let go. Instead it lifts her up claws her face, it then tucks her under its arm and goes out into the mind scape] OH EVELYN, I HAVE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

But she can now get to her knife. it seems to not know that. the draws it and quickly scans the thing for weak points.

under the arm....where can I stab that's gonna hurt this thing...?

there. it'll be hard, but nothing she can't do.

she twists in its grip and drives her blade into its armpit, hoping she hits the organs just within.

[it’s screeches again, it lifts her up and slams her onto the floor so hard it cracks, it does a second time and snatches the knife away from her] There, maybe now you’ll behave.

And Eira's out like a light.

[Memory sensed something from their mindscape. They ran to Eira's own and saw the scene.]

Miss Eira?!

[They stepped back, their tail flicking. They summoned a sword, praying that the lessons they remembered were accurate.]

G-get away from her!

[They were shaking. But they were still determined to help.]

< @totallyjoseph >

[it hisses at her] WANT ME TO STOP? GET ME EVELYN OR JOSEPH, PREFERABLY JOSEPH.

I-I don't know who they are!

[Memory saw the way the entity was crushing Eira, and they panicked.]

STOP! PLEASE- I'LL HELP YOU JUST LET HER GO! YOU'RE HURTING HER!

[The stars in their hair glowed with their distress, their tail turning pointed. A mask shimmered in front of their face, but they seemed not to want to put it on yet.]

Eira is still unconscious, one of the headwings on the side she'd been slammed down on now at an angle that can't be good.

[Memory's breath hitched, their hands wavering on the hilt.]

PLEASE! JUST LET HER GO! LET ME HEAL HER AND I'LL TAKE YOU WITH THEM! I'LL LOOK! PLEASE!

[The kid was shaking, yet they stepped forward.]

@totallyjoseph

[the entity has ran off, but before it did, it took some of Eira’s blood]

[a figure comes into Eira’s mind scape, it appears to be Joseph, but he looks slightly different] … hello? Eira?

@totallyjoseph

....Joseph? How'd you get out of the ropes? Blood eye leave you alone finally?

Yes, it did, it finally got bored of me! Anyways, I have a favor to ask of you!

[he seems very jovial, he’s probably just very happy that the blood eye finally left him alone]

...Joseph would never talk to her like this. Not after their prior disagreements.

...Joseph would never ask a favor of me. I'm from Eden. he doesn't trust me. Who are you?

Vhat do you mean..? It’s me! Joey! Your girlfriend’s brother. Listen I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I just need a small favor from you. It’s very important.

I've never heard of a nickname of any sort. how about you tell me before I agree to anything?

I just need you to bring me Evelyn, that’s all I ask. I vant to apologize to her for being such a dumbass.

no.

…. Why not? I’m her brother and I vant to see her.

You aren't Joseph. He would never come to me for anything. And don't call Eve a dumbass. Joseph doesn't talk behind her back like that.

What? I never called her a dumbass, are you feeling okay Eira? You little ill actually, why don’t you just lay down for a bit..?

I heard you just fine. I think you should fuck off.

Eira reaches for the knife sheathed on her belt.

And now she can't reach her knife.

that's fine. she can still bite. and she does, biting into one of the appendages pinning her down.

piss off! I'd rather fucking die again!

[the entity screeches in pain, but doesn’t let go. Instead it lifts her up claws her face, it then tucks her under its arm and goes out into the mind scape] OH EVELYN, I HAVE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

But she can now get to her knife. it seems to not know that. the draws it and quickly scans the thing for weak points.

under the arm....where can I stab that's gonna hurt this thing...?

there. it'll be hard, but nothing she can't do.

she twists in its grip and drives her blade into its armpit, hoping she hits the organs just within.

[it’s screeches again, it lifts her up and slams her onto the floor so hard it cracks, it does a second time and snatches the knife away from her] There, maybe now you’ll behave.

[Evan hears the scream]

SHIT FUCK SHITTTT

[He makes a spear and starts running over]

[the entity slaps him away like a fly]

I HATE GODS

[Evan summons a Dutch Oven on its head as Evan runs back]

OW- FUCK-

[it grabs the oven and throws it at Evan]

[Evan seperates his Eye and body so it flies past and uses another Dutch Oven]

[it hits straight in the face, the entity screeches in agony, grabs Eira’s body and puts one hand on her top and the other on her bottom half] BRING ME JOSEPH OR I TEAR HER IN HALF.

She is your only leverage. You kill her you attract Or. If Or comes in Simon certainly will. Her uncle is the God of Knowledge. Are you still willing to risk all that?

[the entity lets out a frustrated growl, it can’t bring another God into it’s precious blood God’s domain. It drops her body onto the floor and scurries off]

Damn it was one of the convicts that got him out??

Damn

? ? ?

WHICH ONE.

0 0 7 , i f I ' m g e t t i n g t h e i r a p p e r a n c e s c o r r e c t .

…. 007… and what does that one look like again?

[a figure comes into Eira’s mind scape, it appears to be Joseph, but he looks slightly different] … hello? Eira?

@totallyjoseph

....Joseph? How'd you get out of the ropes? Blood eye leave you alone finally?

Yes, it did, it finally got bored of me! Anyways, I have a favor to ask of you!

[he seems very jovial, he’s probably just very happy that the blood eye finally left him alone]

...Joseph would never talk to her like this. Not after their prior disagreements.

...Joseph would never ask a favor of me. I'm from Eden. he doesn't trust me. Who are you?

Vhat do you mean..? It’s me! Joey! Your girlfriend’s brother. Listen I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I just need a small favor from you. It’s very important.

I've never heard of a nickname of any sort. how about you tell me before I agree to anything?

I just need you to bring me Evelyn, that’s all I ask. I vant to apologize to her for being such a dumbass.

no.

…. Why not? I’m her brother and I vant to see her.

You aren't Joseph. He would never come to me for anything. And don't call Eve a dumbass. Joseph doesn't talk behind her back like that.

What? I never called her a dumbass, are you feeling okay Eira? You little ill actually, why don’t you just lay down for a bit..?

I heard you just fine. I think you should fuck off.

Eira reaches for the knife sheathed on her belt.

And now she can't reach her knife.

that's fine. she can still bite. and she does, biting into one of the appendages pinning her down.

piss off! I'd rather fucking die again!

[the entity screeches in pain, but doesn’t let go. Instead it lifts her up claws her face, it then tucks her under its arm and goes out into the mind scape] OH EVELYN, I HAVE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

But she can now get to her knife. it seems to not know that. the draws it and quickly scans the thing for weak points.

under the arm....where can I stab that's gonna hurt this thing...?

there. it'll be hard, but nothing she can't do.

she twists in its grip and drives her blade into its armpit, hoping she hits the organs just within.

[it’s screeches again, it lifts her up and slams her onto the floor so hard it cracks, it does a second time and snatches the knife away from her] There, maybe now you’ll behave.

[Evan hears the scream]

SHIT FUCK SHITTTT

[He makes a spear and starts running over]

[the entity slaps him away like a fly]

I HATE GODS

[Evan summons a Dutch Oven on its head as Evan runs back]

OW- FUCK-

[it grabs the oven and throws it at Evan]

[Evan seperates his Eye and body so it flies past and uses another Dutch Oven]

[it hits straight in the face, the entity screeches in agony, grabs Eira’s body and puts one hand on her top and the other on her bottom half] BRING ME JOSEPH OR I TEAR HER IN HALF.

[a figure comes into Eira’s mind scape, it appears to be Joseph, but he looks slightly different] … hello? Eira?

@totallyjoseph

....Joseph? How'd you get out of the ropes? Blood eye leave you alone finally?

Yes, it did, it finally got bored of me! Anyways, I have a favor to ask of you!

[he seems very jovial, he’s probably just very happy that the blood eye finally left him alone]

...Joseph would never talk to her like this. Not after their prior disagreements.

...Joseph would never ask a favor of me. I'm from Eden. he doesn't trust me. Who are you?

Vhat do you mean..? It’s me! Joey! Your girlfriend’s brother. Listen I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I just need a small favor from you. It’s very important.

I've never heard of a nickname of any sort. how about you tell me before I agree to anything?

I just need you to bring me Evelyn, that’s all I ask. I vant to apologize to her for being such a dumbass.

no.

…. Why not? I’m her brother and I vant to see her.

You aren't Joseph. He would never come to me for anything. And don't call Eve a dumbass. Joseph doesn't talk behind her back like that.

What? I never called her a dumbass, are you feeling okay Eira? You little ill actually, why don’t you just lay down for a bit..?

I heard you just fine. I think you should fuck off.

Eira reaches for the knife sheathed on her belt.

And now she can't reach her knife.

that's fine. she can still bite. and she does, biting into one of the appendages pinning her down.

piss off! I'd rather fucking die again!

[the entity screeches in pain, but doesn’t let go. Instead it lifts her up claws her face, it then tucks her under its arm and goes out into the mind scape] OH EVELYN, I HAVE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

But she can now get to her knife. it seems to not know that. the draws it and quickly scans the thing for weak points.

under the arm....where can I stab that's gonna hurt this thing...?

there. it'll be hard, but nothing she can't do.

she twists in its grip and drives her blade into its armpit, hoping she hits the organs just within.

[it’s screeches again, it lifts her up and slams her onto the floor so hard it cracks, it does a second time and snatches the knife away from her] There, maybe now you’ll behave.

And Eira's out like a light.

[Memory sensed something from their mindscape. They ran to Eira's own and saw the scene.]

Miss Eira?!

[They stepped back, their tail flicking. They summoned a sword, praying that the lessons they remembered were accurate.]

G-get away from her!

[They were shaking. But they were still determined to help.]

< @totallyjoseph >

[it hisses at her] WANT ME TO STOP? GET ME EVELYN OR JOSEPH, PREFERABLY JOSEPH.

[a figure comes into Eira’s mind scape, it appears to be Joseph, but he looks slightly different] … hello? Eira?

@totallyjoseph

....Joseph? How'd you get out of the ropes? Blood eye leave you alone finally?

Yes, it did, it finally got bored of me! Anyways, I have a favor to ask of you!

[he seems very jovial, he’s probably just very happy that the blood eye finally left him alone]

...Joseph would never talk to her like this. Not after their prior disagreements.

...Joseph would never ask a favor of me. I'm from Eden. he doesn't trust me. Who are you?

Vhat do you mean..? It’s me! Joey! Your girlfriend’s brother. Listen I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I just need a small favor from you. It’s very important.

I've never heard of a nickname of any sort. how about you tell me before I agree to anything?

I just need you to bring me Evelyn, that’s all I ask. I vant to apologize to her for being such a dumbass.

no.

…. Why not? I’m her brother and I vant to see her.

You aren't Joseph. He would never come to me for anything. And don't call Eve a dumbass. Joseph doesn't talk behind her back like that.

What? I never called her a dumbass, are you feeling okay Eira? You little ill actually, why don’t you just lay down for a bit..?

I heard you just fine. I think you should fuck off.

Eira reaches for the knife sheathed on her belt.

And now she can't reach her knife.

that's fine. she can still bite. and she does, biting into one of the appendages pinning her down.

piss off! I'd rather fucking die again!

[the entity screeches in pain, but doesn’t let go. Instead it lifts her up claws her face, it then tucks her under its arm and goes out into the mind scape] OH EVELYN, I HAVE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

But she can now get to her knife. it seems to not know that. the draws it and quickly scans the thing for weak points.

under the arm....where can I stab that's gonna hurt this thing...?

there. it'll be hard, but nothing she can't do.

she twists in its grip and drives her blade into its armpit, hoping she hits the organs just within.

[it’s screeches again, it lifts her up and slams her onto the floor so hard it cracks, it does a second time and snatches the knife away from her] There, maybe now you’ll behave.

[Evan hears the scream]

SHIT FUCK SHITTTT

[He makes a spear and starts running over]

[the entity slaps him away like a fly]

I HATE GODS

[Evan summons a Dutch Oven on its head as Evan runs back]

OW- FUCK-

[it grabs the oven and throws it at Evan]

[a figure comes into Eira’s mind scape, it appears to be Joseph, but he looks slightly different] … hello? Eira?

@totallyjoseph

....Joseph? How'd you get out of the ropes? Blood eye leave you alone finally?

Yes, it did, it finally got bored of me! Anyways, I have a favor to ask of you!

[he seems very jovial, he’s probably just very happy that the blood eye finally left him alone]

...Joseph would never talk to her like this. Not after their prior disagreements.

...Joseph would never ask a favor of me. I'm from Eden. he doesn't trust me. Who are you?

Vhat do you mean..? It’s me! Joey! Your girlfriend’s brother. Listen I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I just need a small favor from you. It’s very important.

I've never heard of a nickname of any sort. how about you tell me before I agree to anything?

I just need you to bring me Evelyn, that’s all I ask. I vant to apologize to her for being such a dumbass.

no.

…. Why not? I’m her brother and I vant to see her.

You aren't Joseph. He would never come to me for anything. And don't call Eve a dumbass. Joseph doesn't talk behind her back like that.

What? I never called her a dumbass, are you feeling okay Eira? You little ill actually, why don’t you just lay down for a bit..?

I heard you just fine. I think you should fuck off.

Eira reaches for the knife sheathed on her belt.

And now she can't reach her knife.

that's fine. she can still bite. and she does, biting into one of the appendages pinning her down.

piss off! I'd rather fucking die again!

[the entity screeches in pain, but doesn’t let go. Instead it lifts her up claws her face, it then tucks her under its arm and goes out into the mind scape] OH EVELYN, I HAVE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

But she can now get to her knife. it seems to not know that. the draws it and quickly scans the thing for weak points.

under the arm....where can I stab that's gonna hurt this thing...?

there. it'll be hard, but nothing she can't do.

she twists in its grip and drives her blade into its armpit, hoping she hits the organs just within.

[it’s screeches again, it lifts her up and slams her onto the floor so hard it cracks, it does a second time and snatches the knife away from her] There, maybe now you’ll behave.

[Evan hears the scream]

SHIT FUCK SHITTTT

[He makes a spear and starts running over]

[the entity slaps him away like a fly]

[a figure comes into Eira’s mind scape, it appears to be Joseph, but he looks slightly different] … hello? Eira?

@totallyjoseph

....Joseph? How'd you get out of the ropes? Blood eye leave you alone finally?

Yes, it did, it finally got bored of me! Anyways, I have a favor to ask of you!

[he seems very jovial, he’s probably just very happy that the blood eye finally left him alone]

...Joseph would never talk to her like this. Not after their prior disagreements.

...Joseph would never ask a favor of me. I'm from Eden. he doesn't trust me. Who are you?

Vhat do you mean..? It’s me! Joey! Your girlfriend’s brother. Listen I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I just need a small favor from you. It’s very important.

I've never heard of a nickname of any sort. how about you tell me before I agree to anything?

I just need you to bring me Evelyn, that’s all I ask. I vant to apologize to her for being such a dumbass.

no.

…. Why not? I’m her brother and I vant to see her.

You aren't Joseph. He would never come to me for anything. And don't call Eve a dumbass. Joseph doesn't talk behind her back like that.

What? I never called her a dumbass, are you feeling okay Eira? You little ill actually, why don’t you just lay down for a bit..?

I heard you just fine. I think you should fuck off.

Eira reaches for the knife sheathed on her belt.

And now she can't reach her knife.

that's fine. she can still bite. and she does, biting into one of the appendages pinning her down.

piss off! I'd rather fucking die again!

[the entity screeches in pain, but doesn’t let go. Instead it lifts her up claws her face, it then tucks her under its arm and goes out into the mind scape] OH EVELYN, I HAVE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

But she can now get to her knife. it seems to not know that. the draws it and quickly scans the thing for weak points.

under the arm....where can I stab that's gonna hurt this thing...?

there. it'll be hard, but nothing she can't do.

she twists in its grip and drives her blade into its armpit, hoping she hits the organs just within.

[it’s screeches again, it lifts her up and slams her onto the floor so hard it cracks, it does a second time and snatches the knife away from her] There, maybe now you’ll behave.

Damn it was one of the convicts that got him out??

Damn

? ? ?

WHICH ONE.

[a figure comes into Eira’s mind scape, it appears to be Joseph, but he looks slightly different] … hello? Eira?

@totallyjoseph

....Joseph? How'd you get out of the ropes? Blood eye leave you alone finally?

Yes, it did, it finally got bored of me! Anyways, I have a favor to ask of you!

[he seems very jovial, he’s probably just very happy that the blood eye finally left him alone]

...Joseph would never talk to her like this. Not after their prior disagreements.

...Joseph would never ask a favor of me. I'm from Eden. he doesn't trust me. Who are you?

Vhat do you mean..? It’s me! Joey! Your girlfriend’s brother. Listen I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I just need a small favor from you. It’s very important.

I've never heard of a nickname of any sort. how about you tell me before I agree to anything?

I just need you to bring me Evelyn, that’s all I ask. I vant to apologize to her for being such a dumbass.

no.

…. Why not? I’m her brother and I vant to see her.

You aren't Joseph. He would never come to me for anything. And don't call Eve a dumbass. Joseph doesn't talk behind her back like that.

What? I never called her a dumbass, are you feeling okay Eira? You little ill actually, why don’t you just lay down for a bit..?

I heard you just fine. I think you should fuck off.

Eira reaches for the knife sheathed on her belt.

And now she can't reach her knife.

that's fine. she can still bite. and she does, biting into one of the appendages pinning her down.

piss off! I'd rather fucking die again!

[the entity screeches in pain, but doesn’t let go. Instead it lifts her up claws her face, it then tucks her under its arm and goes out into the mind scape] OH EVELYN, I HAVE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.