pmfji snakeskin

[funnytwittertweets]

[orteil42]

love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions

[orteil42]

single btw

[wrenhavenriver]

why must reductress hurt me in this way

[academicssay]

[hedgehog-moss]

I like to think there is a parallel universe where reading comment sections is known as a soothing pastime because everyone on the parallel Internet is as kind and polite as the commenters on yourdailypoem.com:

[satyriconmp3]

[vigilantsycamore]

Lady Catherine de Bourgh posted this

[weirdnessisgood]

[997]

for the love of god…

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[lakevida]

if i was good at oil painting i would never be online i’d just be doing oil painting and drugs and an all-smoothie diet for the sake of convenience. life could be a dream

[thegingerpowers]

[funnytwittertweets]

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[haebane]

[sugarglider-s]

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

[mikoshiba-cringecompdotmp4]

bro stop cartoonishly electrocuting me and showing my bones you know im insecure about them