he takes and he takes

[totyranny]

this blog is entirely under construction.

enver gortash is not a good man.

split between bg3 and dragon age

written by simon, 30+, he/him

verse write up and rambling

dragon age verse

Temp rules while i make this blog a real blog I don’t have any triggers and I don’t have specifics, what I do have is two very important rules

Don’t be a dick.

Don't godmod.

[wxndiigo]

back by unpopular demand: me

[suntamer]

The Chosen of Bane | Enver Gortash — [ 5 / ∞ ]

[grapefruitapologist]

"i can fix him" i can chase him with a knife to humble him

[foundinthedrift-blog]

“It’s not a kiss until both of us are breathless. If only one person is breathless, then obviously the other person was trying to commit murder through suffocation.”

—

[totyranny]

why are these idiots talking about eating spiders

[totyranny]

"bunny slippers, hm??"

" Dragonborn slippers, actually. Very cozy. And when they get bloody it just adds to the theme. "

[totyranny]

PUT THEM AWAY!!!

NO.

[skeletonbrioche]

perpetual state of unshaved-ness

[artanogon]

“i could fix him” well i could watch him spiral into bloodlust and madness instead. it would be significantly more fun

[totyranny]

If you marry me you may have (1) one bone

" If we get married, Connor dearest, I get all of your bones. "

[relentlessgrief]

”As long as I also get access to all of your gold.”

[totyranny]

" Of couse! What is the gold for if I'm not using it to spoil my betrothed. My gold. Your bones. "

[totyranny]

If you marry me you may have (1) one bone

" If we get married, Connor dearest, I get all of your bones. "

[wtevrthefkiwant]

Banite church sounds wild

[televisionenjoyer]

I disagree but I also don't respect your opinion

[dvilsdesire]

"You're just upset because you're not currently having carnal sex." @totyranny

[totyranny]

" Clearly. I would much rather be, as you say, having 'carnal sex' than speaking with you. Yet here we are, looking at and conversing with one another. "

[doomedl-ove]

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

[pyrewinged]

gor of tash