Everyone Needs a Little Champion in Them

Garrett Hawke, Champion of Kirkwall, best older brother in all of the Free Marches and deliriously good looking staff wielder extraordinaire! I kill giant spiders, dragons and ogres; smack myself in the nose with my staff; dance a mighty good jig; and fix the lives of those who seem unable to fix them themselves. I like long walks on the beaches off the wounded coast, drinking the swill at the Hanged Man, and holding hands with my gauntlet clad partner Fenris. I also have a tendency to be caught with my trousers dropped. Moderator of the Dragon Age RP Personal Account: Lemon-Sprinkles

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YOUR CHIN IS CHISELED? OUT OF LYRIUM?

 Where did that conclusion come from?

 Yes, my beard was carved from lyrium and my chest hair spun from dragon's tears.

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 You’re playing hard to get…

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If you start following me around the manor prodding me with your staff I will snap it in half and feed you both ends.

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Which staff?

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The wooden one.

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 Oh well then… the stakes are a little less high now.

 Although do you really wish to break an enchanted staff in half? It could… react

[broodynobeard-blog]

I am sure I can withstand any reaction your…staff may have.

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 Wait.

 Now you're the one being lewd.

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HAWKEHAWKEHAWKE WHY IS YOUR CHIN SO POINTY.

 It's my beard, Jowan. My chin is like any other man's chin-- although slightly more chiseled and strong, which helps with my dashingly roguish smile. Still, it is not pointy.

[bloodyandunlucky]

likebigboats replied to your post: EVERYONE IS WALKING ON TH SKIN OF THE WORLD. LIKE…

Just think how you’re making the earth feel, crawling around in its fur.

HMMM. BUT DON’T WE MAKE THE EARTH FEEL ITCHY. I FEEL ITCHY. IZZY I’M ITCHY I NEED TO SCRATCH IT.

*crawls along the floor*

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Well clearly the most sensible thing to do is to strip down to your smalls.  And why don’t you hand me the rest of that elfroot, that’s a good mage.

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 Isabela...

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*adopts a deep broody tone of voice* You think they give slaves the right to festoon themselves with ruffles??

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ooooooooOOOOOOOoooooo HAWKE HAWKE LOOK LOOK WHEN YOU LET GO OF THINGS THEY /FALL/. LIKE STRAIGHT /DOWN/. LIKE ITS /HEAVY/

 It's called gravity, Jowan. Something your mind seems to have lost, because it appears it's far, far away from here at the moment...

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touchmystaff replied to your post: Isabela - if you ever decided to wear a fancy dress, what kind of dress would it be?

Whats wrong with ruffles D:

Absolutely nothing.  They’re rather fetching on you, but I’m afraid their charm is lost on me. 

[freedomisnoboon]

A pity! They’re all the rage in Tevinter.

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#of course ruffles were also a sign of status #literally have to fight for the right to wear ruffles

   Do you have to fight for everything in Tevinter?

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HAWKE. YOUR BEARD IS PRETTY CAN I PET IT OOH YOUR CHIN IS PRETTY TOO IF I TELL YOU YOU'RE PRETTY WILL YOU PROMISE NOT TO HURT ME UNLESS I ASK OH NO LET ME GO I AM JUS-- Sorry Hawke. Jowan's got into both the elfroot and the computer again. (i.e. Mae can't find her passwords lol) I'll go tuck him back into bed now.

 KEEP HIM WELL AWAY FROM THAT.

 Remember the last time I had too much Elfroot?

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 You’re playing hard to get…

[broodynobeard-blog]

If you start following me around the manor prodding me with your staff I will snap it in half and feed you both ends.

[touchmystaff-blog]

Which staff?

[broodynobeard-blog]

The wooden one.

[touchmystaff-blog]

 Oh well then... the stakes are a little less high now.

 Although do you really wish to break an enchanted staff in half? It could... react

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Hence my delegation of the task.

[touchmystaff-blog]

 You’re playing hard to get…

[broodynobeard-blog]

If you start following me around the manor prodding me with your staff I will snap it in half and feed you both ends.

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Which staff?

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I’m sure you are.

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#Get down off the windowsill. #I’ll put caltrops there

Ooooh, you know how pointy things set my heart all aflutter.

Garrett, what on Andraste’s great flaming arse is…popcorn?

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 You haven't had popcorn? Is it a Ferelden thing, then? Or maybe it's a Hawke thing. My father used to make it for my siblings and I using his powers. He'd heat up a dried cob of corn and we'd shriek in laughter as it popped and snapped.

 The kernels were delicious.

[broodynobeard-blog]

I can, if required, have Bodahn put you both in opposite corners.

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 I’d much rather have you man-handle me into a corner, love.

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Hence my delegation of the task.

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 You're playing hard to get...

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I can, if required, have Bodahn put you both in opposite corners.

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 I’d much rather have you man-handle me into a corner, love.

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#Also Isabela started it

I start everything.  And we were getting along! Honest~

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#don't mind me #I'll just be straddling my usual window sill

   Next time you come, share some of the popcorn afterward?

[touchmystaff-blog]

Tell me: how often does that wink work on the men and women you court?

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A more fair count would be to tally the number that it doesn’t work on.  No surprise that Aveline is one of them.  It just makes her more grouchy for some reason.

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  Are you saying you tried to court Aveline?

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Court is such a tame and grandiose word for what I do, sweetness.

I was actually just trying to get under Lady Man Hands’ skin.  Such an easy thing to do…

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#ah courting #how adorable you are

 You know me-- innocent and sweet to a fault. It's why Meredith let me get away with so much. I just flashed her the puppy eyes and she was unable to apprehend me.

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I can, if required, have Bodahn put you both in opposite corners.

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 I'd much rather have you man-handle me into a corner, love.

[zeowynda]

casually dusts off RP Isabela to torment Garrett via inbox

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o u

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Tell me: how often does that wink work on the men and women you court?

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A more fair count would be to tally the number that it doesn’t work on.  No surprise that Aveline is one of them.  It just makes her more grouchy for some reason.

[touchmystaff-blog]

  Are you saying you tried to court Aveline?

[zeowynda]

casually dusts off RP Isabela to torment Garrett via inbox

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o u

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Tell me: how often does that wink work on the men and women you court?