i am the table

shitpost-ish/personal blog of some lunatic bbl homunculus im she and im her the she/her sisters yell at my music opinions here ==> @thrashsexual ace attorney obsession imminent

[touscalusaloser]

got bored so im making the tf2 mercs compete in drag race simulator and

[touscalusaloser]

this is the height of drama i cant do this

[touscalusaloser]

got bored so im making the tf2 mercs compete in drag race simulator and

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[touscalusaloser]

google recommended me an article that said “i found a lip-liner that even grown-ups can wear” what the fuck do you mean by that. lip-liners are for lips. did i miss an unspoken rule of makeup law that says lip-liners were for fucking children??? huh??? whats your goal??? WHATS YOUR FUCKING GOAL

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[touscalusaloser]

sorry to all the people here who still follow me despite my annoying opinions and shitty posts. i could never exercise that same patience personally

[touscalusaloser]

people draw sniperspy fanart with the same caliber as a movie director shooting a scene that will forever be remembered in pop culture and history books

[touscalusaloser]

hot take but the grown adults bitching abt that one 16yo who complained that their dad offered them beer were equally as annoying and loser-y

[touscalusaloser]

“god i cant stand today’s loser teens 🙄” bitch YOU’RE the one bringing it up why bring me into this ??? okay then Fuck You then i hope your stupid D&D group dissolves

[touscalusaloser]

hot take but the grown adults bitching abt that one 16yo who complained that their dad offered them beer were equally as annoying and loser-y

[parkchanwoohoo]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[monsterbutch]

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

[touscalusaloser]

genuinely cant believe that fuckin weird dude’s name is fuckin. Walter Goggins. who the fuck is named GOGGINS????

[touscalusaloser]

just announced to my friends gc “hey yall its pride month” and then one of of my friends forwarded me a message from my other friend that said “idk why she had to announce the month even thought its not that important to know” we’re all queer fandom kids. why

[femboy-nation-rise]

I am so glad that I live in a world with trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and intersex people. Things are hard for all of us right now, but I love you all and I am wishing that things get better and easier for all of us! ❤️

[wikilistoflongestwalks]

now see him gliding serenely

[redstonedust]

old folks were right about one thing it feels good as fuck to go "ugghh" whenever you sit down and stand up.