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---- monokuma is moving to my multi!!

#.voted most likely to run out of bear puns ( ooc. )

roskaarotta:

“ … ”

“ oh, thought y’re dead or somethin’ ? i’unno is death a permanent thing for robots in one way or anooooooooother ? ”

---- “ Oh gosh, you’re right! I got so caught up thinking about YOUR mortality that I didn’t even stop to consider my OWN health! Gosh, what kind of headmaster would I be if I just went and died on my B E L O V E D students~?! ” He lilts, beads of faux sweat dripping down, as mock concern cascades from his voice box. You could be certain that this despair-monger cared not for his own health, for he’d just pop up in a new body. And as for Molly’s health... well... Monokuma isn’t known to be the most empathetic of bears.

“ And don’t call me a robot! I’m Monokuma, remember?! Mo-no-ku-ma! I will NOT tolerate being reduced to just some machine! My wild heart is all natural, of course! ”

#roskaarotta #.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )

---- “ Why’s everyone so -quiet-, huh? Don’t tell me you’re all gettin’ comfortable! ”

#.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.things are gettin grizzly down there! ( dash com. )

theiirstory

—- (( Hey! You! Yes, you! Do you like vidya games? Do you like cheesy old DiC cartoons? Wellll- ))

(( This is a roleplay blog for CAPTAIN N, based on the fan-made animatic CAPTAIN N: THEIR WORLD’S CHAMPION by KnoxRobbin! It’s a bit different than the original Captain N you’re used to, but hopefully we can all have a good time here, and someone can help out this bitter gamer girl. ))

(( So please, give this a like or reblog if you’re willing to roleplay with a new version of this cheesy old cartoon character! ))

#.pay attention to me!! ( self promo. )#.voted most likely to run out of bear puns ( ooc. )#(( hey! i made a dumb blog. lmao ))

---- “ Spending the holidays with the ones you love! ... Shame that can’t be you guys, right? Puhuhuhuhu. ”

#.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.things are gettin grizzly down there! ( dash com. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )

|| I’LL SHOW YOU UGLY ||:

⊰ ♡ ⊱ WENDY. —— her smile quickly disappeared and instead she got mad , the normally quiet and respectful student of hopes peak showed a side never before seen. ❛ HOW DARE YOU———— !? i’m asexual and proud of it , i would never think that way to anyone , especially not to an ugly bear like you !! ❜

---- “ Who are you calling ugly?! Do you know how many plush companies would KILL to have my face on their brand? I’ve got worldwide appeal, y’know! I bet you don’t even know how to appeal to more than 2 people in this whole school! ”

Contrary to his tone and the red glow emanating from his face that signified rage, Monokuma couldn’t be further from mad. No, if anything, he was actually reveling in HER reaction, getting so heated and defensive. From more reserved students, that rarely happened, so he considered it the fruits of despair - that is to say, a treat he oh-so-savored.

Posing somewhat ridiculously, he snickered in quite the condescending manner, looking at Wendy with those odd eyes of his.

---- “ If you’re so excited about homework though, I guess I can see why you don’t have your eyes on the prize! I have nothing but respect for a diligent student, y’know! Devoting more time to studying and working than living the best years of your life is my kinda pathetic! Puhuhu. ”

#sherose #.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )#(( There is no insult he doesn't deserve ))#(( He is the SHSL Piece of Shit ))#(( ..... and that is why he is my favorite villain of all time fhdskjg ))

“I get that we’re stuck here in this stupid school and everythin’, but can you not, like, do me a solid and let me outside? Just for five minutes! I gotta run around and throw shit, or I’ll go crazy!” Is he a complete dumbass for asking such a thing from the one who trapped everyone here? Yes, he is. But he might as well ask!

—- “ Huuuuh? What’s the matter, Kuwata? My illustrious gymnasium not good enough for you or somethin’? It’s WAAAAAY better than going outside! I mean, there’s a stage and bleachers and everything! ”

—- “ No respect at all, so sad…! Y’know, I don’t have to provide for any of you at all! But out of the good of my wild heart, I found a way…! But now all I’m hearin’ is ‘I wanna go outside, Mr. Monokuma-sensei! Let me outside!’ It really stings, y’know? ”

Slowly, his expression creaks upward, red eye glowing warmly as he looks toward Leon. A low cackle rises from his throat and spills out, twisted grin curling at the tip with sadistic intent.

“ But, you already know my regulations for gettin’ out, right? You need advice for hidin’ a body or anything? ”

#kuweon #.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.this is practically your fault! ( hope's peak verse. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )

[ NERDLET ]:

⊰ ♡ ⊱ WENDY. —— little did he know , she was excited for the homework , the other one was too easy for her.

---- “ You look a little too happy! It can’t be ‘cuz of the homework, right? It’s gotta be ‘cuz you’re smitten by my adorable little face! And my two-toned curves! Am I hitting the nail right on it’s big, ugly head, you sicko?! ”

For someone who maintained that the academy had a ‘great reputation’ that they mustn’t tarnish, Monokuma sure liked to accuse students of having lewd thoughts...

---- “ Cuz if I did, then i’m gonna be SOOO mad! You kids only think about one thing, and it’s DIIIIIS-GUSTING! ”

#sherose #.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )#(( monokuma may be asshole of the century. but i love her ))

---- “ I think i’ll double the homework you guys get. How’s that sound, huh? You’re free to leave your COMPLAINTS in my mailbox. ”

Little do you know, Monokuma does not have a mailbox. Shocker, I know.

#.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.desbear doesn't discriminate! ( open. )

---- “ Man, I can’t believe how BORING you guys are! I’ve been watching for at least ten hours and not ONE homicide case has popped up! That’s just sad! ”

#.things are gettin grizzly down there! ( dash com. )#.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )

cleceptiive‌:

“But isn’t it better when a game has more twists and turns?

You have no problem with it, do you Monokuma? It’s more FUN for both of us. ”

Sure, the game was a tad rigged, given how the odds were against them, leaving Monokuma and the Mastermind in a much better place than they were, but he always won the games he played. This was just another game, and he would do all he had to in order to complete it.

“I won’t let something like predetermined odds bother me.

It’s just one, minor little detail.

There’s still a chance that I’m the one with the upperhand here, isn’t there?”

Or that he would have it in due time.

He would win, he would win, he would win.

Kokichi wasn’t carefully investigating, watching over Monokuma and the others, and inspecting the rules for loopholes for absolutely no reason. There was use for everything here. If he could find anything to use to his advantage, the odds became better. They could be out of this killing game eventually.

---- “ Well, duh! Of course a game is better when it’s a little unpredictable, right? Soooooo, I guess I’ll ask you this, Ouma! Do you know what’s gonna happen next? Puhuhuhuhu. ”

Tone light as air, Monokuma twirled around, pointing right at Ouma with a nubby paw once he asked that question. No matter what was in front of him, be it an annoying detective, an annoying robot, or an annoying liar, he still derived great pleasure from toying with these students. For at the end of the day, he was the one in the throne, while his precious students were the peasants wallowing in despair in the slums. Such a thought caused his crescent grin to form into a full-on sneer, low chuckles rumbling in his ‘throat’.

---- “ I figured you were more of a dice guy than a card guy, honestly! Buuuut, I guess it makes sense that you’d go for cards when you lose your dice. Puhu. ”

#cleceptiive #.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.if you're so TALENTED then escape death! ( ultimate academy verse. )

penguin-memes-blog

tell me your honest opinion of my portrayal

#.JUST FOUND A DEAD BODY LOL ( memes. )

---- (( Thank you all for the hilarious night, but now I must sleep because it’s 7 AM and i make TERRIBLE sleep decisions ))

#.voted most likely to run out of bear puns ( ooc. )#(( i love the DR fandom lmfao ))

ctrlaltkibo‌:

│⚙️│ “Egg dance…?” Oh boy, this was just getting more and more confusing.

“Wait, what does that have to do with activities planned on Sunday? How does any of what you have described correlate to my original question? High-school students aren’t going around and making…”

“…” Uh-oh, has he finally put two and two together?

---- “ Hm? What’s with that ghastly look on your face, huh? Have you finally fallen for how cute I am?! ”

---- “ Or did me talking about hot dog water and meat caves make the toaster POP HIS TOAST? That’s gotta be it, I can see it in your eyes! I won’t let thoughts like that fly in a school environment, mister! Back it up right now! ”

#ctrlaltkibo #.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )#(( we all need a little monokuma bullshit in our lives ))#(( i think ))

ctrlaltkibo‌:

│⚙️│ “Why would I joke about such a thing-”

“Uh…what exactly do you mean by the avians and the apians? Is this another one of your strange jokes?”

---- “ Me? Joke? As your illustrious headmaster, I expected more respect from YOU of all people! ”

---- “ Anyway! When hot dog water falls into the meat hole, a whole bunch of worms start the EGG DANCE aaaaaand that’s how you make a baby! Simple, right?! ”

#ctrlaltkibo #nsfw-ish //#.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )#(( You ever just type something and sit for like 2 minutes contemplating ur existence on this planet ))#(( thats me every time monokuma starts up his bullshit ))

ctrlaltkibo‌:

│⚙️│ “Ah-!” Of course, that robot bear had strange ways of getting into rooms without logical reason…

“If I’m understanding this correctly, I cannot make plans on a Sunday now? What else am I supposed to do with my day?” Oh dear, Keebs, you really do have no idea, do you? “Regardless, I do understand what you are saying…”

---- “ Wait, you seriously weren’t joking? You weren’t yanking my chain? Don’t tell me you don’t know about... a-about... the avians and the apians! ”

#ctrlaltkibo #.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )

cleceptiive‌:

“And how do you know I’m not letting you believe all of that?”

“Do you really think that the Ultimate Supreme Leader would be dethroned so easily? Don’t worry, Monokuma, this won’t be boring.”

---- “ Weeeeeeell, to put it - simp-lyyyy, you’re more in the dark about all this than I’ll EVER be! It’s like we’re playing poker, and I can see your hand, but you can’t see mine! ”

Snickering, the corner of Monokuma’s crooked mouth twists upward, a wretched grin that many others would hate the mere sight of. But, Ouma was different. Annoyingly different, admittedly. But, that didn’t mean their lovely little headmaster would simply shy away from interacting with him. Far from it, actually.

---- “ No points for guessing which one out of the two of us has the Royal Flush~. Puhuhu. ”

#cleceptiive #.i can bearly restrain myself! ( ic. )#.if you're so TALENTED then escape death! ( ultimate academy verse. )#.SHE BABAO ( monokuma. )

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