wtf was that finale?

[trailerafternoon]

No trolls in the comment sections today (a huge win).

But there's still one more troll that I haven't linked to the others and I just have a gut feeling that they're also princessparadoxical. Please hear me out!

The trolls are all the same person

Exhibit C?

If you venture into Holisticdorktective's archive, you'll notice that it's empty and it doesn't go past 2026, which suggests the account was created sometime this year.

And if you put holisticdorktective through the Wayback Machine (a digital archive that takes snapshots/grabs based on how much traffic a page gets), you'll notice that there is only one snapshot from January 28, 2026.

If you click on this date, you will once again find an empty blog. This suggests the sideblog holisticdorktective was made in January and its sole purpose was clearly not to be a blog. We've only seen holisticdorktective use their account for one thing: trolling on CG. Just like the other three accounts. So, "Holisticdorktective is also a sideblog of Princessparadoxical" is not a huge assumption to make.

I'm sorry that I don't have anything more substantial.

PSYCH!

Ofcourse, I do!

Alright, most of us know by now the name holisticdorktective stems from the show "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency". Princessparadoxical has expressed their love for this show not only on their main but on their sideblog too!

I know what you're thinking. "This isn't exactly proof. Anyone can like this show."

And to that I say: "Oh, don't you worry. There's more😏".

Some of you might have noticed in my last post that princessparadoxical has a law degree as well as a Ph.D.*

And what's this I see in holisticdorktective's and allmyrandomfic's comments??🧐🧐

A law degree??? 😱😱😱

Well, Princessparadoxical your vanity has become your downfall. We better not see you and your alts in the CG tags ever again.

Case Closed. 😌

Bonus:

@misspracticallydelulu about emoticon-indy

Thank you :)

*Genuinely impressive but it's pathetic they're using their brains for trolling.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

you probably already know about this but have you seen the tiktok where one of the dashcon organizers directly addresses your video and says she didn't know why you didn't reach out to her for more information because. yeah. hussie flashbacks

hmmm, that's interesting because i did actually reach out to lochlan, or a blog i was pretty sure at the time was lochlan (they answer an ask directly addressing them as lochlan and don't correct it, so i'm assuming?)

the-person-i-assume-to-be-lochlan didn't see my message until after the video went up and so couldn't verify anything i said, but i definitely did reach out- they just didn't get back to me on time

[dingdongyouarewrong]

ah yeah, looks like it’s this video here

well, like i said, actually no that’s not the truth ellen- provided emoticon-indy, the blog who is claiming to be lochlan, actually is lochlan, then yeah, i did reach out to her, she just didn’t get back to me until after the video was out (based on the tiktok, it sounds like that’s because she was sick at the time, so i understand why she wouldn’t be checking her tumblr messages around then). provided the person isn’t lochlan but is instead falsely claiming to be her for some bizarro identity theft reason, that’s another story

[lochlanoneildesigns]

No, that is absolutely not me. It makes me very uncomfortable someone would falsely claim to be me. The only way there has ever been to contact me is via my Twitter or Instagram DMs, or with my email that is publicly listed on Twitter and my website.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

whoa, in that case that’s super super weird- i figured it was you because one of the most recent posts on that blog is an anon messaging the blog going ‘hi lochlan!’ and the OP just.. never corrects it and answers the ask normally. are they just pretending to be you then???

[lochlanoneildesigns]

I’ve seen that post. I believe it was a misunderstanding on the anon’s part. Here is a post a few down

[trailerafternoon]

Alright, clearly my last post didn't deter princessparadoxical enough. They're trolling via emoticon-indy.

Well, here I go.

The trolls are all the same person.

Exhibit B:

First, a little bit of background on emoticon-indy. The account was made in October 2014 as an archive for how the people who organized dashcon fucked up real bad.

Turns out, our beloved Indy was run by multiple people.

These were unsurprisingly removed from Indy's blog. I found the first one in an interesting thread related to the creator of Dashcon, Lochlan (Nessie) O'Neil. And the other through the Wayback Machine.

Now do I think the mods are all currently trolling the CG tag? No.

So here's the thing, princessparadoxical was one of the mods of emoticon-indy.

Not convinced yet?

Let's take a look at princessparadoxical's first post about Dashcon.

Now, let's take a look at this post by emoticon-indy.

🎶 Do you get deja vu? 🎶

I've got one more for y'all.

Oh, what's this I see? Emoticon-indy boasting about their ongoing Ph.D in 2015?

Oh, and would you look at that. Princessparadoxical is also excited to tell us about their Ph.D in 2015!

Now that we're all convinced, it's safe to say princessparadoxical is using the emoticon-indy account (originally meant to be a Dashcon archive run by multiple people) as their personal sideblog to be an unpleasant person. I just hope they asked the other mods for permission.

Bonus:

Two sideblogs, you say?

Allmyrandomfic and ... hmm 🤔

[trailerafternoon]

The trolls are the same person.

Exhibit A:

One of the trolls, princessparadoxical, decided to make a sideblog on July 19, 2015

Let's have a look at the date allmyrandomfic reblogged their first post shall we.

Oh, July 19, 2015? You don't say....

And what's this I see in allmyrandomfic's bio?

A place to store random fic to read later. Hmmm, where have I heard that before 🤔

[trailerafternoon]

Alright, I'm back to thinking the troll accounts are run by the same person. Sorry to keep going back and forth. I even deleted my old blog in hopes that my obsession over this mini conspiracy would die down, but clearly that didnt work. I'm back with the same amount of dedication (if not more). And if this isn't your cup of tea, you're more than welcome to block me.