some guy who's horny

ghost ◇ 19 ◇ he/him ◇ trans man ◇ bisexual ◇ MINORS DNI this is an nsft blog

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[perniciousprophet]

@funnier-when-objectum

[brattyb1tch-33]

Obsessed with men that moan loudly

[butchknot]

you want to get a little too high and slip in and out of consciousness while i murmur sweet little nothings into your skin and grope your soft warm body and slip my hand into your panties

[scabsinlockets]

need a pretty boy whos okay w me biting him when i get excited

[be-gentle-to-me]

Currently plotting more ways to get him to call me a good boy