[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

(laminated paper sound)

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

This is not satire, it’s actually like this

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

sagittarius season

[suppermariobroth]

In Luigi’s Mansion, an untextured enemy only identified as “elh” appears in the game’s files. It has animations for physical and elemental attacks, indicating that it was probably a boss.

[anueutsuho]

Reminder:

Mario did NOT die in the “beta” version, contrary to the rumors you’ve heard on YouTube

Luigi did NOT turn into a zombie

As far as I know nobody got possessed

There IS a shambling eldritch horror with the powers of fire and ice present in the game’s code

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

"hi" *flings you*

[girlballs-archive]

*is launched outside your render distance and my physics stop calculating to save resources*

[ohmy80s]

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

[powerburial]

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

[sheglows]

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pissvortex]

you already know what it is

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[under-the-arch]

[kiarakirara-deactivated20210908]

[lizbertmegafig]

[loveamongthesailors]

masterpost 

[yuudais]

my moms always complaining about how she “doesnt have any good pictures of gustavo!!!” so im like ok ill throw him a fuckin birthday party