Thing 2

Indie RP blog for α2 from DMMD! Associated with trashbot-one. Multiship || Multiverse Both online and face-to-face interaction welcome! M!A STATUS: None

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[from now on, alpha 2 will be part of my multifandom multimuse, wrestleball. if you guys like what you saw over here, then follow me over there and hopefully i can be more active with only one blog to manage!]

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“Yeah but we aren’t technically brothers I mean we are robots, there’s no blood shared between us??”  He stated, technically that was true they were just.. built of the same parts.  “So does that mean it’s a no?”

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     “Yes, it does mean it’s a no. I’m not going to marry you. I’ll take you out on a human ‘date’ if it means you’ll shut the fuck up, though.” He still had no idea what had gotten into his brother, but he didn’t have anything else to do at the moment.

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“No! No I mean it marry me!”

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     “...We’re not even dating. Hell, I’m your brother. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.” Not that brotherhood has stopped him before.

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"Will you marry me?" (lets continue this odd game)

“Yes! Yes yes yes! God yes!"

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Open ☂ Starter

“Will you marry me?”

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     “...I think you’ve finally snapped, Nii-san.”

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     Stares at the currently smoking microwave-- which now has a hole burnt straight through the door. “...That wasn’t me.”

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Send me "Will you marry me?" and I'll generate a number from 1-30 to see how my muse responds.

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I’m c rying, why did I only learn about the change to this CG a few minutes ago????  The briefs look so silly and it matches him so well??? I find it really cute, ugggh…  You’ve got to love how Clear manages to look even more ridiculous than when his bare bottom was exposed… I expect no less from this adorable dork. 

(… I’m also sort of surprised Clear’s behind was … um, inappropriate (?) enough for them to censor it as well, ahaha. )

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[uhm... like this post if you’re up for a starter? hmu in my ask box if you wanna plot, otherwise i’ll just take free reign with the plot]

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Awkward Starters

"We’re like a mile from the beach. There are shacks owned by children who sell chicklets with a better view than this fleabag."

"I didn’t mean to be such a bitch."

"Oh, bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine."

"Jesus. Ugh, you brought little bitch?"

"Live it up, laugh it up, bitches!"

"So, should we fuck like animals?"

"Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck."

"But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are."

"Stop whispering, Mary Kate and Trashley. Shut the fuck up or get out."

"What’s with Intimidation Nation?"

"You’re like vanilla ice cream- boring, but everyone likes it ‘cause it’s bland, benign, milquetoast."

"Who are you calling a ginger perma bitch face?"

"Don’t use my real name!"

"It sounds like a stripper name."

"You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?"

"BJs are like flowers for dudes."

"You ruined them, too."

"Okay, I didn’t know we were in the Army because Major Shenanigans just reported for duty."

"I’m an 11 in a city full of 7’s."

"They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes."

"Enjoy your itchy, burning peen."

"How am I supposed to have a Happy New Year when you've abandoned me like a baby in a dumpster outside of prom?"

"Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?"

"I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership."

"I really want to believe you, I really do; it's just that you're a fucking horrible person."

"Are you still afraid of me ripping your balls off? Because you should be."

"Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?"

"OMG, did you hear that?"

"That's the sound of me not giving a flying fuck!"

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Hot Tub Time Machine Starters

"Here's a question. Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain?"

"Here's another question. Do I give a fuck?"

"For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones."

You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones."

"I'm kinda right in the middle of a thing right now, but can I text you later?"

"Are you online at all?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"How do I get a hold of you?"

"You come find me."

"That sounds... exhausting."

"You are the patron saint of the totally fucked."

"You're completely toxic."

"There's nothing you can't kill."

"I knew I hated you for a reason, I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!"

"America!"

"I wanna fuck something!"

"It's got this shit in it- not even legal here."

"How the fuck am I supposed to know, dude? But it's illegal?"

"You're gonna bring that up?"

"Oh, man, what the fuck's he doing here?"

"You suck and you know it! You just ruined my fucking weekend."

"Okay lay down. We got a stupid baby to make."

"Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way."

"Don't fuckin' lie to me, every one of you people have Ritalin."

"It's not a suppository!"

"Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me?"

"God. Relax. It's like you've haven't seen a little cum on your friends face before."

"You're married?"

"Why don't you shut your slut mouth, and mind your own fucking business?"

"The taxidermist is stuffing my mother."

"How am I supposed to get a job?"

"It's called male bonding, okay. Haven't you even seen 'Wild Hogs'?"

"If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. A shotgun to the dick."

"Muthafucka."

"We could combine Twitter and Viagra... Twittagra."

"She dumped you... and you still got stabbed in the eye!"

"Maybe the universe will bring us together again..."

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The Red Thread of Fate

According to this myth, the gods tie an invisible red cord around the ankles of those that are destined to meet one another in a certain situation or help each other in a certain way. Often, in Japanese culture, it is thought to be tied around the little finger. According to Chinese legend, the deity in charge of “the red thread” is believed to be Yue Xia Lao (月下老), often abbreviated to Yue Lao (月老), the old lunar matchmaker god, who is in charge of marriages.

Go on anon and tell my muse who their thread is connected to for their reaction.

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     “I sure do love tripping down the stairs and snapping off the entirety of my lower calf. Yes, Toue, tell me again how long-lasting my endoskeleton is supposed to be.”  It’s a real shame that the cast he’s in is more fashionable than his outfit.

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Shoulda chased it outside. Now you have to move. Karma.

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“Hmm? Empty handed? Entertaining? What do you mean by that?”, Aoba asked. He had no idea what the android was talking about. It was rather strange. As was the males reaction to light outside. Had he really been kept indoors for so long that he developed a sensitivity to light? It made the azure haired male wonder quietly to himself.

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     A2 sighed, crossing his arms after a moment. “I didn’t exactly come out here because I wanted to. I came to bring NIi-san back, and if I can’t have Nii-san, I need something to make this trip worthwhile- in this case, that would be you. Really,he only reason I care about you at all is because of your potential entertainment value,” he explained. Honestly, his brother would beat the shit out of him if he came back without anything. It was awful being separated from him at all, much less wasting an entire day without him. A2 had never been the one to do all the talking- this was just uncomfortable.

     “Alpha and I get bored. A lot, actually. You can keep us occupied in our free time. You’ll get fancy-ass food and shit, and we don’t get our asses handed to us because we ended up putting holes in the wall again. It’s a good deal, I guess?” It sounded good enough, at least. Humans only needed material things and they were comfortable, right?

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hiatus is over!

[school’s out, and though you might see me with my head buried in /r/splatoon for the next while, i’m here! eyyyyyy]

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Send a # and my muse will talk about the mun

What drink did the mun have last?

Does your mun drink too much?

What do you think about your mun’s significant other or their crush?

What do you think about your mun’s friends?

What do you think about your mun’s shopping habits?

Is your mun a nice person?

Do you like your mun?

What’s your favorite thing about your mun?

What’s your least favorite thing about your mun?

Do you get jealous if your mun has other muses?

What do you think of your mun’s style?

What do you think about your mun’s music?

What do you think about your mun’s favorite TV show?

Do you think your mun would survive a zombie apocalypse?

What was the last thing your mun lied about?

What’s your mun’s favorite thread?

What do you think of your mun’s family?

What was the last movie your mun watched and did you like it?

What do you think about your mun’s sense of humor?

What is something you think your mun could change about themselves?