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the good era of AOT fanfic is gone now itâs just sex
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There even used to be good modern ausâŠ.rn itâs just overusing AAVE đ«©đ«©đ«© why tf is connie saying the n word bru
lovesick
dabi x reader nsfw â 600wc drabble
dabi's got a smart mouth, but he's dumb as rocks when he's nestled inside of you. completely lovesick, his cock is twitching and leaking as he fucks into you slowly, trying to savor every time you clench around him. you know that the shit he says when he's balls-deep is spur of the moment, drunken nonsense.
"so fucking good to me, so good," he babbles, eyes heavy and glossed over. his arms are under you, holding you up like you're weightless, hands burning against your hips. "you take me so well, you'd think you were made for me". his teeth nip against your throat, his head buried into your hair, huffing with every drag. "you're mine, yeah? you're mine?"
you nod, but it's not enough for him. he grabs your jaw, making sure you make eye contact when he speaks next. "you're never gonna leave me, you're all mine, you can't leave me."
"mm-mm" you shake your head, parting your lips so he can press his thumb to your tongue. another steady roll of his hips has you moaning against his hand.
"that's right," his eyes flutter shut, but re-open, that chilling blue drowning you. "cause i'd die for you, i would fucking kill for you baby, you know?".
you can usually tell the point where dabi's completely fucking lost in it when he starts rambling like this, cause he would never actually admit these things to you in casual conversation. no, when he's not buried to the hilt he actually doesn't like to show really any sort of emotion other than pissed off. maybe with you he's marginally nicer, but he doesn't do "that sappy shit" as he so brazenly calls it. he doesn't coddle you, or call you baby, or pretty, or anything of the sort unless he's 1. about to die or 2. about to cum. either one of those situations feels dire enough for him to actually let you in on the big "secret" that is his brain.
it's not a bad thing necessarily, it was never something you nitpicked about because, like anyone else who knows him for more than a second, you're smart enough to know that dabi is a grenade without a pin. he can show his affection for you in whatever feels comfortable for himâ that's what you had agreed on when you started fucking him in the first place.
you feel loved right now, for sure. pierced cock soaking inside of you, his rough thumb pressed against your clit and circling with just enough pressure you can feel it in your toes. his lips are still pressing sloppy kisses to the connecting point of your throat and shoulder, and everything unsaid is loud enough from the way he knows your body. "'m gonna fill you up, ruin you for anyone else so you can never fucking leaveâ"
it comes as a bit of a shock this time around when he snaps half-way and moans into your ear, "i fucking love you".
not very dabi-like to admit he actually feels more than terrifyingly obsessed in a moment like this, but it's real enough that you're clenched around him like a vise and cumming with his name in your mouth like a stolen thought. you try to chock it up to pussy-drunk, until he spills inside of you and doubles down, repeating it over and over as he comes down from his high.
"i love you, im not joking around with you".
"okay, yeah, i believe you".
"no you don't. you don't, but i love you," he's slipping out of you slowly, and he's sweating and heaving but maybe there is some truth to him.
"i love you," you repeat back to him, and he nods, licking sweat from your temple.
"alright. don't make me say it again."
maybe he's not as dumb as you thought.
How I feel after waking up to read smut at the butt crack of dawn
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THE BEST MOVIE
First and last day of work.
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can someone tell me why _superspicy on twitter webt private đ i found their art on pintrest and i need to see more.. they wont let me into their aruani lair.....
So like, Art Dump of The WC
The last few images are from the tomtord WC magma i hosted while we were all watching the Norway vs England match, we we're SO STRESSED OUT, literally our cheeks were tight I'm for real here
Started a rewatch of PDH, so here's my high school Aphmau!!
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TOUCHED ATTACK ON TITAN
tell my mom we're in love | h. sero
fake dating wasn't on your holiday to-do listâuntil sero invited you home for tamales and chaos (3525 words)
you regretted this the moment you stepped out of the dormitory and into the sharp chill of mid-december air, a duffel bag hanging off one shoulder and your dignity already teetering on the edge. trailing beside you was hanta sero, practically vibrating with the smug energy of a man who had just talked his best friend into making the worst decision of her academic career.
and technically, he had.
The first time you laid your eyes on him, your heart skipped a beat. It felt like the crowded training ground was now totally empty excepting you and him. He was tall, strong and handsome, the bad boy type. You were attracted to him like a magnet but he looked too cool to be with you.
The first time you talked to him, you were more than anxious. You two were paired up to practice sparing. His bigger frame looked even more imposing as he was standing right in front of you. Your heart was beating fast in your ribcage, menacing to get out of it. He spoke to you first, greeting you in a weirdly friendly way. His voice sounded deep but actually quite comforting, it felt like if he sensed your nervousness and tried to sooth it down. He actually did not look so mean to you after that.
The first time you two kissed, it felt just right. His hands were a bit sweaty and you realized that he was quite shy. His fingers held your waist with a surprising gentleness, almost like he was scared to hurt you. His nonchalant attitude crumbled to reveal a softer one. Your lips moved slowly against his, your body burning with passion.Â
The first time he cried in front of you, you understood how many feelings he bottled up over the years. The raw pain and fear in his eyes had you speechless for a moment. When your thumb gently ran on his cheek to wipe his tears, he cried harder. He stayed in your arms for hours, vulnerable like he never been before. Vulnerable because he was worried that this side of him would repulse you. In respond, you took his hand in his, a silent promise to be there no matter what.Â
The first time he almost lost you, you saw his anger. Not toward you but toward himself for failing to protect you. He kept you close for the next missions, not able to sleep correctly at nights and waking up every hour just to make sure you are still breathing next to him. His eyes studied your features, remembering every imperfections that made you perfect. During those moments, he promised himself to protect you no matter what it cost. Â
The first time you made love with him, you witnessed how much passion he held for you. His lips kissed every inch of your body, savoring the feeling and the taste of your warm skin. He took his time to please you, doing everything he could to make this night unforgettable. His fingers left a warm trail of pleasure wherever they went, taking your breath away. You should have felt nervous and scared when he spread your legs but you did not. You felt safe and loved with him, so did he. He kept whispering in your ear praises while moving, his fingers intertwining with yours when your bubble of pleasure finally popped. Your bodies remained close as you drifted toward sleep, your breathes calming down gradually.Â
The first time he held the little bundle in his big arms, you noticed how much of a softie he is with tears coming up to his eyes. Looking at him standing there with your child made your heart clench at a new feeling. The feeling of accomplishment. You made it all the way with him, through the good and the bad days. The only regret you had was that you judged him way too fast the first day you saw him. Because if it was not the coach who paired you two up, maybe you would have never kissed, dated, married but mostly saw who he truly is.
You open your eyes after letting the memories flow back in your head, your eyes falling on him who's resting beside you. He gives you a curious look, raising an eyebrow.
"What are you thinking about?"
"Just how lucky I am to have Reiner Braun in my life."
He didn't deserve any of the pain he went through
WASTED w/ CELLOPHANEÂ
synopsis: sloppy, messy, drunk sex with your pro hero boyfriend cellophane. thatâs it.
pairing: pro hero!hanta sero x fem!reader
word count: 1.8k
tags/warnings: soft dom!sero, praise, whiny, lazy sex, multiple orgasms, riding, sero eats his cum out of you, missionary, spitting, fingering, finger sucking, p in v
a/n: mmmffghhh....
divider cred: @chrisssiren
Itâs all lewd.Â
The loud slapping of skin that echoes through your shared-bedroom makes the tips of your ears go hot with embarrassment. Seroâs large hands are wrapped around the soft skin of your waist, securing you in place as his hips snap up in a faulty rhythm, fast, punctuating thrusts followed up by lazy, slow ones as he forgets how to keep pace, fully absorbed by the sensation of your wet, gummy walls sucking him in.
You end up having to grip his chin to face you, biting your lip at the dopey, fucked-out smile that greets you in return, accompanied by a soft moan before you tell him to focus.
âPaceâŠHanta..you want me to feel good too, yeah?â you coo at him.Â
You watch as he nods eagerly, steeling himself from merely chasing his own pleasure, spawned by the alcohol induced haze. Itâs not long before he finds a middle ground between what he was doing before. Two ends of a spectrum joining together, and you curse at the way he just gets it. He gets it so right everytimeâeven if he does get carried away some. His fat cock pistons in and out of you, dragging back out slowly before snapping back in hard, moans and praises slipping from his lips every time his sensitive tip brushes up against that spot inside of you that makes you whine and clench around it.
âF-fuckâŠmâI doinâ it right, now..?â He slurs, partially cocky, the other part of him having half a mind still to know heâs not all there enough himself to be cooing at you like this.
You huff, amused by the way heâs still got jokes. You suppose itâs what drew you to him from the beginning though, so you couldnât get annoyed really. You nod, making a show of the way you respond.
âMhmm..! HantaâŠaghhâŠfeels so good..big dick stretching me outâŠâÂ
âYeah? Yeah, baby?â âKiss me then.â He urges, looking at you straight before taking your lips to his, tongues slipping around each otherâs as moans muffle into one noise. Seroâs hands slip down to cup your ass, squeezing the plush flesh of it as he whines into your kiss. A kiss, bittersweet with the taste of whiskey from his tongue and the fruity margaritas you indulged tonight. âYouâre so sweetâŠâ âFucking unreal how perfect you are.â Youâd almost thank him for the compliment if it wasnât for the way your words became choked out moans and wimpy utterances of his name when his thrusts start to speed up. The feeling of his full balls slapping against the seam of your ass makes you toss your head back, the movement allowing him to kiss and suck on your neck, laving over hickeys he leaves down until he reaches your collarbone.
âSo sexyâŠâcanât believe you're my girl,â he grunts, muffled by the way his mouth is latched on one of your nipples. His other hand reaches down between the two of you to rub at your clit, moaning louder against your sweaty skin as you cry out at his thrusts.
âMmmpphhâŠcum..cum,â he groans.
Sero follows you in your orgasm, cumming ropes up into you when your soft hand finds one of his nipples, tweaking the sensitive nub between your fingers before you felt yourself about to cum, spurring him on with you.
âF-fuckâŠ! Hanta..!â You cry, back arching in his lap as he keeps fucking his sticky cum up into you. He mumbles out incoherences; his eyebrows furrow with the whine he lets out, brought on by the sight of the space between you, hazy eyes falling on the creamy, white ring visible every time your bodies separate. âSh-shitâŠâ âLook at us, baby..âso fuckinâ sexy,â
Sero catches you when you fall into him, hissing at the way your pussy keeps clenching around him, length beginning to soften inside of you. His arms keep you upright, steady in his lap while he presses kisses over youâthe top of your head, your temples, your nose, your cheeks, and finally, one to your lips. During it heâs picking you up, maneuvering the both of you to where youâre on your back, heavy, drowsy head hitting the pillows that are drenched in his scent, watching you giggle as he settles between your legs.
âHappy girlâŠâ he coos. âYou feelinâ good still?â He asks with a smirk, sliding his flaccid cock out of you. In response, you close your legs shyly, only to be met with a click of his tongue and a teasing âUh uh,â before his hands are spreading you open again.
âLook at herâŠfull of my cum..â ââCan barely take it all, hm?â He tuts, chuckling at the way you tilt your face into the pillows out of embarrassment.
âHmph. Donât worry, Iâll make it stay in.â And suddenly one of his slender fingers slides inside of you, pushing his cum back in, all while a wicked grin plasters on his face as he watches you gasp loudly.
âYou wanna take my load, yeah? âPretty pussy canât do it herself so mâhelping her.â
âWanna make you cum again too,â he whispers under his breath, traveling downwards so his face is level with your puffy, sensitive core.
You shouldâve expected it. Sero was a nasty man; he lived for kinky shit like this. So his mouth being on you even after he shot his load inside shouldnât have been surprising, shouldnât have elicited your sharp gasp and moan of his name, adding more fuel to his flames of desire. He groans loud at the tug to his silky stands, how they lace around your nimble fingers, damp with sweat as you use him to get a grip of yourself, enough to look down at him. To meet his half-lidded, stupidly-smug eyes that make your stomach twist.
He winks at you. Just in time with how he slides in another one of his fingers, pressing them deep and curling them just right as his tongue flicks relentlessly over your needy clit before sucking hard at it, like heâs trying to will your orgasm out of you.Â
Sero loves it down here, moaning your name while spelling his out on you with his tongue, flattening it while the pads of his fingers deep in you rub with a constant pressure that has your eyes rolling back.
His cum and your slick combine and when he really processes what heâs doing he canât help the way his hips start to rut up against the mattress, easing his fat dick back up.
âHa-HantaâŠAghh..!â You cry, squeezing your eyes shut. âF-feels so good..! Y-your stubble tickles..â you mumble. He laughs, muffled by your core as he eggs you on to your climax.Â
âMhm..? Mhm?âÂ
âY-yes..! Fuck!â You gush around his fingers and into his mouth, whining that the sensation of him eagerly lapping you up. âMmffghhâŠâcould eat this pussy forever..â
For a second, you think itâs over. Meaning the seconds he let you have to come down from your orgasm before he held your legs apart again, biting his lip before stroking his hard-again dick in front of you, getting off for a moment at your watching eyes.
Sero lets his dick rest on your slippery, wet pussy, giggling drunkenly to himself, overjoyed at the situation and about everything that already happened tonight.
âHeheheâŠcan I fuck you again? Please?â he asks, and the dumb smile on his face makes it impossible to say no, nevermind the way your pussy aches for more, pulsing at just the weight of his fat cock resting on it.Â
âY-yes, Hanta..please,â you pant, breathless and needy. Sero picks up your legs, hands clutching at your thighs to wrap them around his waist.
âFuckinâaghâŠhot..â he groans before just starting to drag his head along your folds, rubbing his fat tip on your clit, pushing into it to watch how your eyes roll back. âMhmâŠâ
He starts to grind his dick on your pussy, holding out and teasing the two of you, getting off on the restraint, whimpers falling from his lips.
âS-so wetâŠcould almost justâahhhâŠâÂ
And heâs in, gliding his dick inside with a sigh of relief, starting to thrust. It takes him more than he would like to admit to himself to stop from cumming. Itâs clear in the way his head tilts back and his jaw falls open, shameless moans spilling from his lips, deep and choked out through horny ramblings and his breaks to lick up the drool that seeps from his mouth.
âYeahâŠyeah..youâre so perfect for me..look at those titsâsh-shitâŠâ âYour mouthâs open like you want somethingâŠâ âMore cock? Drunk, dirty whoreâŠsâokay, thoughâŠme too..â
When he manages, Sero fucks into you harder, ramming into your sweet spot again and again, losing himself in the way your slick walls suck him in. âM-made for meâŠâ
âOpen your mouth.â He grunts, slurred. His hand comes to grip your jaw, smirking as you listen, before a fat glob of spit lands on your tongue and you swallow immediately like a dog given a treat.
âFuck yesâŠâ âDo it again.â
This time, his spit dribbles slow out his mouth. Your eyes get to watch the way its string thins before reaching you.Â
âYou like th-that..?â He stutters out. âLove anything from me in that mouth of yours, mm?â He follows up by shoving two of his own fingers into his mouth, slobbering on them before gliding them into yours.Â
âMmmffgh..suck on them while I fuck you then.â
It doesnât take long for the two of you to get close with the way youâve been fucking. Hantaâs cock twitches inside you at the sight of you all pliant and wanton, how you try so hard to train your eyes back on him when they want to roll back so bad, how your spit dribbles out your mouth and coats his lengthy digits, how your hips begin to fuck back up into him.
âG-godâŠyouâfuck! Mâgonna fill you up again!âÂ
âI knowâŠI know..itâs so good..I love fucking my girl..wanna watch you gush on this cock againâfuck..please, baby..â
âNnghhâŠ! Agh..!â
âY-yeah..shit! ShitâŠ!â
You cry out at the way he fucks you through your orgasms, how you can feel his hot cum leak from his cock in ropes, dragging back out everytime he pulls back, mixing with your release in a sticky mess. He groans as you pulse around him, smaller hands grasping at his back.
âOh-ohhâŠâ you whimper, head tilting into the bedding.
Hanta leans down, panting hard before stilling. His lips press a sweet kiss against your temple in silent appreciation of you, for letting him do all that and for liking it too, for being his girl and calling him your man.
âLove youâŠâ ââDonâ wanna clean upâŠâ he complains.
You laugh, hugging him tighter to you, melding your sweaty bodies together. âLove you, too.â
Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today
Middle Of The Night
rindou haitani x fem!reader
synopsis: there are very few people rindou haitani trusts with his life. even fewer heâd let tie him to a bed.
rating/warnings: explicit sexual content, established relationship, soft rin, sub rin, praise and degradation, edging, spanking, bonten timeline
words: 4,6k+
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There were a lot of things you could say about Rindou Haitani. Bonten executive, menace with a lazy grin, the guy whoâd crank his DJ set at 3 a.m. just to see how long it took his brother to start yelling at him from the other room.
Most of what people said about him would be true. Not all of it would matter.
He was loud when he felt like it, social and extroverted. The kind of person who filled a room without even trying. Back when they were younger, he lived for nights that never really ended, jumping from one club to the next, drinks in hand and everything else pushed to the side. Nights where people let go a little too much and didnât always like what they remembered in the morning.