Tales Of Gaysperia

Vanna | 27 | Genderfluid(They/Them pls) | Absolute fucking trash tbh | Ask me about my OC's & I'll love you forever | Ask is always open | 1/2 of Sin Pit™️ | Member of Duke Pantyraid fuckers anonymous | Astarion my beloved 🥰

[andsylphy]

a man who thinks he is completely in control (he's not)

(thanks for the inspo @dailyastarionpics lol)

[artistalyway]

Baldur's Gate 3

-Silly Little Vampire Spawn Astarion-

[prismaticavocado]

tfw u try to frame ur situationship for murder but no one believes you bc ur the only person in camp stupid enough not to hide the body 😔

[fangswbenefits]

Neil Newbon's acceptance speech for Best Supporting Performance as Astarion 🩷

[krembruleed]

wine bitches <3

[dandelionmeadow]

I Won’t Say I’m in Love 💖

Astarion as Meg and the other BG3 companions as the Muses because @thefreak0fhawkinshigh was SO right with this post i just had to draw it

[ducancela-a]

something silly and extremely self indulgent, i just want them to hug

[sernik-z-dzemem]

So this was Samantha Béart (Karlach)’s response to Neil Newbon (Astarion) saying that out of the Baldur’s Gate 3 companions, he’d probably go for Karlach.

Ladies and gentlemen, she just called him a fucking sub.

[kataraqui-archive]

Saw this post and I had to

[andsylphy]

astarion, acting like a real WWDITS character: he'll never know I'm a vampire

[peterbazooca]

Back at it again at the fantasy krispy kreme

Bonus!:

[devilsminionbby]

Astarion text posts 4/?

[syn0vial]

Astarion Voicelines: Healing/Helping/Buffing (Now updated for Patch 1.3)

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's healing a character with a spell, using the "help" action to free them from an immobilized position, or casting a buffing spell.

Voice lines added between patches 1.1 and 1.3 have been marked with bold text.

Healing (Negative Approval)

Of course you need help.

Waste of a spell.

There's always something.

A poor investment.

Don't bleed on me.

If I must.

Just don't bleed on me.

I should let it fester.

Do I have to touch them?

You're bleeding. Again.

Oh for Gods' sake.

I won't always save you.

Healing (Neutral Approval)

Stop bleeding - it's distracting.

We'll fix what we can.

Try not to die.

You're leaking.

Let's not die yet.

You owe me.

That's enough wasted blood.

There's life in you yet.

Let's fix what we can.

Healing. How novel.

Stop bleeding!

Fine, I'll save you.

Healing (Positive Approval)

A helping hand.

No more wasted blood.

We need you strong.

Let's play doctor.

We'll patch you up.

Let's not die yet.

You're wasting blood.

We need you strong.

It's not your time.

Let's fix that.

You're not dying.

Healing (Romantic Interest)

Let's fix you up.

Let's not waste any blood.

Let's lay on hands.

Let's play doctor.

No, no - that won't do.

The kiss of life.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

A little pick-me-up.

Healing touch.

Shhh, it's all right.

Helping (Negative Approval)

Of course you're stuck.

Of course they're trapped.

Let's get you loose.

Help the idiot.

Worse than useless.

Some don't deserve saving.

I should just leave you.

Oh no, is someone stuck?

You're a danger to yourself.

How have you survived this long?

I could just leave them...

I'll help. This time.

Can't they wriggle free?

So helpless...

Damned fool.

Give me patience.

Give me strength.

Oh no, they're stuck.

Helping (Neutral Approval)

Why am I not surprised?

Someone needs help.

What have you done now?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Not that I'll get any thanks...

Must I?

Yes, fine.

Fine.

All right, I'm coming.

Yes, I'll free you.

Let's go already.

Your hero is here.

Do I have to do everything?

Yes, yes, I'm coming.

All right, I'm coming!

Fine, I'll free you.

Let's get you loose.

Oh for goodness' sake.

Because I've nothing better to do.

Get back in the fight.

I swear...

Helping (Positive Approval)

Ha! Oh I shouldn't laugh.

Help is here.

Relax, I've got you.

Come on, let's move.

I'll free you.

Your hero is coming.

All right, all right.

Let's get you up.

I'll get you loose.

Come on, move.

Easy, I'm here.

Hold on, I'm coming.

Helping (Romantic Interest)

A sticky situation.

Let's get you free.

I'm coming.

Really, darling?

Don't worry, I'm here.

Let's get you moving.

You look good helpless.

Maybe they like being restrained?

Don't worry, I'm here.

Let's get you moving.

You'll be free soon.

Oh I shouldn't laugh.

In a spot of bother, hmm?

Buffing (Negative Approval)

Try not to waste it.

Let's waste a spell - why not?

Do I have to do everything?

Useless.

Of course you need help.

Just try not to die.

What a waste.

Yes, fine.

Fine.

If I must.

Do I have to?

Buffing (Neutral Approval)

How did you last so long without me?

Do not waste this.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Someone needs help, I see.

Yes, all right.

A little help.

All right, here.

Don't waste this.

You clearly need some help.

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Stay strong!

Do not let me down.

Try not to die.

I swear, if you just die...

Fine, here!

Just try to survive, will you?

Buffing (Positive Approval)

Lucky I'm here.

Where would you be without me?

Here you go.

This should help.

Better safe than stiff.

A little boost.

A friend in need.

Someone needs a little help.

Just a moment.

Buffing (Romantic Interest)

I've got you.

Let's keep you safe.

Let's keep you cute.

Help is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

For you, darling.

Just in case

Let's be safe.

Here, darling.

This should help.

No need to thank me.

[fjshsoup]

i’m just weak for men in puffy shirts

[unclefaust]

It's good book.

[tinytonestar]

A small Nyastarion for your troubles :)

[bertharussellgf]

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