En Garde

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[sarahseeandersen]

[amyamyamywinehouse]

Amy Winehouse’s yahoo profile 

[ithelpstodream]

[youngtiffany]

Lipstick Check  ✓ High Heels Check  ✓ Hair Style Check  ✓ Smile check  ✓ Perfume check  ✓

[prostitutewench]

[nicollekidman]

[hegodamask]

gaga: five foot two is great

[kingofthehillcaps]

[lord-brixie]

This is the most real thing this show has ever had

[hoekage-deactivated20141204]

college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

why is that so fuckin funny

[1jellybaby]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWnMXV_FbkA/

[nightinngales]

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[cocoloveyume]

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Property owner: Hello? How can I help you?

Me, eyeing the bee that flew into my door: I need to end my lease early

[just-shower-thoughts]

A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

[monsterlets]