One more question! (I should have asked this with my previous ask but I forgot) What are some cheesy valentines lines you think Lance will spout out to all the paladins (+the alteans)?
*cracks knuckles* You’re talking to someone that loves dishing out some cheesy personalized valentines.
Obviously, Lance would use cat/lion puns- any that Voltron has made. You’re purrfect, pawsitively cute, purrhaps the best thing that has ever happen to my life, I’m not lion when I want you to be my Valentine, etc.
“I mustache you to be my Valentine.”
“Coran? More like Corunning through my mind all day.”
“What’s cooking good-looking?”
“Looking for a handsome Hunk to be my Valentine.”
“You’re the opposite of space goo! I’d never get tried of you, Valentine.”
“I’m like the Blue Lion. All these people in the world but I only want you.”
“Do Alteans have their own gravitational pull because you sure are alluring.”
“Can shapeshift into my Valentine?”
“If I slept for 10,000 years, I’d want you to be the first person I see.”
“People say opposites attract, but in binary code, we’d complement each other.” (Ones’ complement)
“Please pidge your Valentine to me.” ((slang, transitive) To post (something) in a pigeonhole.)
“I’ve got to hand it to you, Valentine.”
“My heart beats faster for you than it did when I nearly got ejected out into space.”
“Get me a healing pod because I’ve fallen in love for you, Valentine.”
“Who needs a bayard when you have disarming beauty, Valentine.”
“Some people want to conquer the entire universe. I just want to conquer your heart.”
“Being part Galra doesn’t stop you from being my type.”
“Is it because of the desert or are you naturally hot?”
“Here’s double the Valentine to make up for one you missed, Shiro.”
“You’re the Champion of my heart, Valentine.”
“Holt the phone and give me your number, Valentine.”
“I might not have the Slippiers, but I am slick for you, Valentine.”
“Hey Valentine. Wanna know why they call me Voltron’s third leg?”
“Unlike the Red Paladin, I’m not the fastest.” ;)
“If I swallow you whole, will you call me a good kitty?”
"I’ll activate my gun if you activate your sword.”
“Is your arm the only thing that’s currently hard?”
“I’m no space cat robot, but you can ride me anytime.”
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