Trashykawa

🏐✨ Trash is fash ✨🏐

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➪ 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚜.𝚑𝚢𝚔𝚊𝚠𝚊

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Daichi: Cleaned the whole house now and the only trash left is me

Suga: Allow me to take u out

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Kuroo: Do crabs think fish fly?

Kenma: How high are u?

Kuroo: 188 cm (6' 2")

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Kuroo: Sometimes there are times when I think you don't take me serious.

Kenma: Idiotic. You think there are times when I take you seriously?

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Bokuto: *runs and hold something in his hand*

Akaashi: Heyy, show me what u have

Bokuto: *runs faster* A knife

Akaashi: *Starts chasing him* NO-

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Hinata: Whats an Orgasm?

Noya: When u fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Lev: Thats oregano b**ch.

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Ukai: Why is it when something bad happends always you three?

Noya:

Tanaka:

Hinata:

Noya: Hinata...

Hinata: Yes, yes its mostly bc of me

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Tsuki: I had a terrible dream, you were in it.

Hinata: And?

Tsuki: What do you mean with "and"?

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Tsukishima: When I die donate my entire body to science except my middle finger

Yamaguchi: Huh? Why?

Tsukishima: Send my middle finger to the king

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Kageyama: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Tsukki: Why?

Kageyama: To get to the idiots house.

Kageyama: Knok Knok.

Tsukki: Who's there?

Kageyama: The Chicken.

Tsukki: Fuck of!

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At the pool

Tanaka: So it turn out, Noya can hold his breath for over 15 minutes

Suga: *confused*

Tanaka: And he is still going

Suga: *jumps up*

Daichi: Whats the problem?

Suga: Noya doesn't know how to swim

Daichi: Holy fuck *Runns with Suga to Noya*

Tanaka: That makes a lot more sense

... HOLY FUCK *Run after the others*

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Tsukki: Listen to the audio book that I recorded

Hinata: Okay, with pleasure

*at Home*

*Turns on the audio book, only hears breathing sounds and turning pages*

Tsukki's voice after 8 hours: Oh, I should have read aloud

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In an Chat

Yaku: I'm dad insinde

Yaku: I mean dead

Yaku: No i dont

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Dear Haikyuu. So, you will end? No new Chapters? That makes many of us sad. We laughed together, cried and looked for victory. Thank you for everything. These 8 years of emotions were really breathtaking. You introduced us to many different characters, teams and personalities and so, each of us has his favorite character with whom he can identify and take new courage. It was a really nice time.

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Kageyama to Hinata

Kageyama: *For no reason* Fuck you.

Hinata: *slowly voice break* What? I tough you love me?

Kageyama: Um, yea... Then... Unfuck you?

Daichi & Sugawara: What kind of relationship is that?!

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Asahi: What are you thinking about?

Nishinoya: If a duck and a chick had a baby together would it be called a chuck?

Tanaka: What about a dick?

Asahi:

Asahi: Why do I even ask?