Welcome to this crazy little odyssey, thanks for being a piece of my story <3 •• Header and icon not mine!! || 18+ acc., bodily 22 || WRITING COMMS NOW OPEN
I recently discovered this is a thing, and, like, I could’ve been getting paid this whole time?
Long story short hunting for a second job has been a fucking nightmare. Either I don’t get responses, or never get a call back post interview and my current job simply does not make me enough money to live on.
Disclaimer : I’ve never taken commissions before, so I’m still not totally sure where to price things, but I’m also very willing to work with anyone interested in terms of prices!!
Here’s the important info:
Ideally, these will be short story/oneshot length pieces, though if you want something longer we can certainly talk about that!
Pretty much anything is up for grabs!! AUs, heavy angst, NSFW, fluff, dead dove, hurt/comfort, gore, etc!
Negotiable vs. Nonnegotiable Writing Boundaries:
NONNEGOTIABLE:
- Child x Adult / Massive age gap
- NSFW content of minors
NEGOTIABLE:
- Sibling x Sibling :: (Will most likely be a hard no, especially with NSFW content. The only exception for this would be VERY specific circumstances [such as mediaeval / ancient / royalty tropes I.e. Geta and Caracalla from Gladiator II, as an example])
- Real Person x Real Person or Real Person x Reader ::(this is negotiable mainly because I’m usually uncomfortable shipping real people instead of characters, but if it’s something you’d really want, we can discuss it!)
- X Readers :: (It’s been a while since I’ve written any x reader content, and it’s usually not preferred for me, but again, it’s up for negotiation!!)
- Original Character(s) :: (This would make me a bit anxious, because I’d be worried about not portraying your character correctly, but I’m open to it!)
List of Fandoms I’ve Written for in the Past/Have Experience Writing With:
Resident Evil (mostly revolving around Leon Kennedy and/or Chris Redfield)
Apex Legends
Detroit Become Human
Supernatural
Stranger Things
Dead by Daylight
Markiplierverse (including Iron Lung and The Edge of Sleep)
Marvel/MCU
Gladiator II
Newsies
Obey Me!
Prodigal Son
Scream (mostly Stuilly)
Sanders Sides
Dear Evan Hansen
Hamilton
Homestuck
The Amazing Digital Circus
Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss
DSMP (in my distant past)
Wings of Fire
Gravity Falls
That being said, if you have other characters/fandoms you’re interested in, I am 100% willing to deep dive research them!
**Commissions involving this will likely cost a little extra
Even if you aren’t interested in commissioning, PLEASE pass this along to someone who might be!! DM me with any interest or questions!
actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.
the idea of Simon becoming a cryptid lurking in the background of Graces videos he sent back to earth is so funny to me. Like, the scientists watching have just barely gotten over the surprise of Rocky (the literal alien) and then all of a sudden while Grace is explaining something-
"And so well arrive there in about 2 days," he has the model of the tau -ceti system in hand, "and then-"
Random stranger with long dark hair and bandages walks past in the background, not even acknowledging the camera, just walking by.
"we will- oh and that's Simon. We picked him up on the way- anyway so then we-!"
Like not only would it be funny but boy would those scientist be both baffled and pissed for years to come.
