fuck global warming

he/him | trees | tyler <3

[tree-kun-official]

*breathes in*

When. Could a tree. LEMME REPEAT. A TREE become conscious

i don't understand the confusion, are you saying my existence isn't possible? anythings possible when you're in love!! :3

[aidenclarkofficial]

Do you support @tree-kun-official x @tylerhernandezofficial

goign thru all the asks I missed. WHAT? NO????? THE ANSEER IS NO

[tree-kun-official]

it's okay, I'll still invite u to the wedding aiden ^^ me and tyler are gonna live happily ever after, even if the world wants to tear us apart!!! <33

[tree-kun-official]

Maybe it's because of your tendency to obsesse over Tyler

Like no offense even if your close in age it's still weird to want to marry him, like please wake up and realize you make him uncomfortable

Like I'm not trying to be rude but maybe if you didn't obsesse over him he'd like you more?

If you ever need anything I'm a therapist !!!

-💫

hmmmm, I don’t really see the problem, anon. Tyler and I have been infatuated with each other ever since he fell in my arms? That’s what I remember, at least. Don’t you see just how in love with me he is!!!

And I don’t think im obsessive! Im just really passionate when it comes to our love :D

um, im sure i don’t need therapy but thank you for the offer anon :)

[karmaajr]

@tree-kun-official is unironically my favourite rp tumblr?? LIKE GET UR MAN!!

[tree-kun-official]

I WILL !!!! ♥️💕🧡❤️💙💖💟🫡🫡🫡🫶🫶

(ooc: THANK YOU OP???)

[tree-kun-official]

Tree-kun, I don't know if you knew this, but...

When you hugged Tyler, you actually hurt him...

He nearly died because you accidentally impaled him when you hugged him 🥺😭

I… did? No, you’re wrong I’d never hurt tyler!!! ☹️☹️☹️☹️💙💙💙 we’re going to get married and live happily ever after!!!!

anon, I don’t like liars.

[tree-kun-official]

Huh, interesting

Howd you become conscious???

-💫

(P.s: the axe was a threat <3)

I’m not exactly sure… it just kind of happened? There is probably some sort of explanation but none of the older trees enjoy talking to me 😔

(a threat that if I don’t use it to cut my wedding cake i won’t have a fun wedding? yeah, I think I understood that ^^)

[thedivided]

As promised @tylerhernandezofficial :3

…..and as promised @tree-kun-official. I made you a human form i think

[tree-kun-official]

oh??? this is so good woah :0 I love it thank you !!!!

[tylerhernandezofficial]

What if @tree-kun-official burned down

what if @loganfieldsofficial died

tree kun can fucking die

and i wouldnt let logan die, i would drag him back to life no matter what

[tree-kun-official]

awww i love how your autocorrect swapped Logan and I’s names <33 you should double check your asks beforehand next time ^^

[niobeinthewell]

I want to ask, how delusional are you, Tree-kun???

[tree-kun-official]

delusional…? why would you assume i am delusional?

[tree-kun-official]

i have the urge to draw you can i mx. tree

GASP

of course!!!! I’d love that 🫶

[tree-kun-official]

Tyler

TYLER 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️‼️🎉🎉🎉🎉🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶😊😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘☺️☺️☺️☺️🧡🧡🧡🧡💛💛💛💚💚💚💙💙💙💜💜💜💖💖💖💝💝💝💞💞💞💕💕💕💕💓💓💗💗💗💟💟💟💟❗️❗️❗️❗️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[tree-kun-official]

What should your ship name be?

I'm thinking maybe Tyree, Treeler or Treer

I hope your love gets his autocorrect fixed soon, one day he might accidentally say something truly detrimental to you by accident and ruin the relationship of the century 🫶

hmmm, all three work honestly!! I think our ship name is Treeler though but I could be wrong!

Aww, thank you anon!!! And don’t worry, even if his autocorrect ruins hi ms sentences to make them sound rude I still know in my woody heart that he loves me <3

[tree-kun-official]

Mr. Tree, how old are you?

-💫

tree’s don’t have an age, but mentally I am around 15 (haven’t been a conscious tree for very long 😔)

[tree-kun-official]

🪓

-💫

am i meant to cut my wedding cake with this?

[tylerhernandezofficial]

What if @tree-kun-official burned down

what if @loganfieldsofficial died

tree kun can fucking die

and i wouldnt let logan die, i would drag him back to life no matter what

[tree-kun-official]

awww i love how your autocorrect swapped Logan and I’s names <33 you should double check your asks beforehand next time ^^

[tylerhernandezofficial]

you should double check your existence next time

[tree-kun-official]

AHHHHH YOU REPLIED TO ME😍😍😍🎉🎉‼️‼️❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶

[tylerhernandezofficial]

What if @tree-kun-official burned down

what if @loganfieldsofficial died

tree kun can fucking die

and i wouldnt let logan die, i would drag him back to life no matter what

[tree-kun-official]

awww i love how your autocorrect swapped Logan and I’s names <33 you should double check your asks beforehand next time ^^

[tree-kun-official]

What would you do if Tyler chopped you down and burned you

I’d say his love for me has reached bounds I could not comprehend, he loves me so much that he’s willing to chop me down and burn me just so he can keep me closer to him. Imagine a cute wood decoration near his bed, that’s me !!

I’m telling you he’s in love with me <3

[tree-kun-official]

@tylerhernandezofficial hello my one true love <33

[tylerhernandezofficial]

what. the. actual. fuck.

[tree-kun-official]

omg omg you reblogged my post alsbakbdjdvf

😍🥰😘❤️💙💜🧡💚💖‼️‼️‼️

[tylerhernandezofficial]

im kms

[tree-kun-official]

not until we get married at least :(

[tylerhernandezofficial]

no.

[tree-kun-official]

but senpai :(( we’re infatuated by each other! how can you ignore the undying love and yearning we feel for each other?!

[tylerhernandezofficial]

no. i hate you

[tree-kun-official]

s-senpai…? i don’t think you’re thinking clearly! understandable, I’ve only had my account for an hour so you’re probably just so happy to see me that you’re keyboard is messing up your messages!! of course! so silly of me to get upset!! i love you too senpai 💖💙💚❤️💜🧡🌲‼️‼️✨💜🧡🫶🫶

[tylerhernandezofficial]

i hope you die.

[tree-kun-official]

im so happy we’re communicating!! but i do think you need to get your keyboard checked out since it’s saying things you don’t mean. i can try to find someone who might be able to fix your issue!!

i hope we live happily ever after too <33

[tylerhernandezofficial]

you are fucking delusional i want you to die.

[tree-kun-official]

aw, i I want me to live forever too so I can keep speaking to you!!

if you weren’t so far away I’d give you a hug <33

[tylerhernandezofficial]

if we werent so far away i would chop you down 🪓🪓

[loganfieldsofficial]

What

[tylerhernandezofficial]

logan help

[loganfieldsofficial]

Ty why is there a tree. and why is it. flirting.

[tylerhernandezofficial]

i dont know

[loadingakari]

Dang Treeler getting Rizz by a tree..,I need to draw that(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

[tylerhernandezofficial]

please kill me

[loadingakari]

Didn't the tree already did that?

[tylerhernandezofficial]

i survived bitch

[loadingakari]

Unfortunately

[tylerhernandezofficial]

my haters are everywhere

[loadingakari]

I don't hate you,you're the future brothers-in-law of my OC after all,but I admit that you're tree moment was pretty funny

[tylerhernandezofficial]

what. the. fuck.

[tree-kun-official]

oh no senpai are you getting bullied!!! I’ll protect you don’t worry!! <3

[tylerhernandezofficial]

i would rather get "bullied"

[tree-kun-official]

how silly you are senpai!! dw no harm will come to you when I’m around >:D

[echoofmars]

Didn't you impale him?

[tree-kun-official]

no. that was me hugging him. get your facts straight smh 😔

[echoofmars]

My bad. I didn't mean to assume. I'll make sure to get my facts straight next time.

[tree-kun-official]

glad i cleared up your confusion!