Ouija board? More like Ouija BORED

Name’s Bill Cipher- master of the mind, curator of the consciousness, and archmage of alliteration, apparently! Play by my rules, and the world’l be your oyster- perfect for cracking open, consuming whole, raw and living, and impressing your friends at fancy parties! Maybe with a squeeze of lemon- I hear life’s practically giving the things away, these days! [An ask blog for a manic pyramidal dream guy. Not to be confused with the similarly enthusiastic, but considerably less equilateral manic pixie dream girl.]

[triangulumentangulum]

[ Tablet-less for a week, so I didn’t have time to finish this beyond a rough sketches before the finale. But whatever happens, don’t be sad it’s over...be glad it happened. All good things come to an end- the apocalypse is no exception! Alright, Henchmaniacs- time to go out with a bang.] 

[findmeinthealps2]

Ford thinks there may be some gaps in your insurance.

Based on this: (x)

(requested by @nsanchezfw and @painapple505)

[findmeinthealps2]

Tonight we are victorious

I can’t listen to this song and not think of Weirdmageddon, so here it is.

Song credit: (x)

[seol-kang]

HELLO, PINE TREE.

[findmeinthealps2]

YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS!

[danaterrace]

I boarded this part! I didn’t think it would get past the censors haha. Thank you, gif maker! 

[triangulumentangulum]

[ I know I posted the rest of the highlights from this conversation already, but I’m going to be shellfish and give this one its own post. ]

[triangulumentangulum]

[Excerpts from Bill’s chat with a “totally legit” sentient Hirschy Bar?] 

[cosmicpines]

SO I REVERSED THE WHISPER AND

“I’m watching you nerds!”

[journal-three]

bill is cyberbullying us

[aspiring-procrastinator]

*cipherbullying

[triangulumentangulum]

Reblog if you remember slap bracelets, grunge, and endless cycles of futility surrounding your inability to prevent the brutal murder of your loved ones! 

[insane-dorito]

 ▲ THANK YOU!!! ▲

Thanks to all you awesome and lovely people who decided to follow me ❤

I’m always happy to bring you joy with my art! Thanks for staying with me all this time and if you just started to follow me: Welcome fellow triangle worshiper ;D

[horsegirlshenanigans]

Name’s Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

[triangulumentangulum]

credits of the first episode of Gravity Falls: a gnome vomiting rainbows for 30 seconds

credits of the most recent episode of Gravity Falls: the anguished screams of an entire town as the world literally ends around them

[petr1kov]

super.mp4

[tabloo]

@saisai-chan

[triangulumentangulum]

Bill after DaMvtf: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now

[maroontails73]

Rant

Motherfucking Bill Cipher Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Gravity Falls bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Gravity Falls then fucking feels and shit right fucking rifts breaking and shit fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Bill Cipher man Motherfucking Stanford Pines you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Bill Cipher I’m very tired No man I’ll just talk about Gravity Falls all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about Gravity Falls fuck dude I just watched it 4 hours ago fuck Bill Cipher man he fucked over Mabel crazy fucking smashing the rift Blendin Blandin broke the rift but fuck this guy that created Gravity Falls I don’t like die I can’t think of who the fuck invented Gravity Falls All I can think is the guy that broke the rift who is voiced by the guy who invented Gravity Falls who the fuck invented Gravity Falls ALEX HIRSCH

[immaplatypus]

me all night before dipper and mabel vs the future

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

Who’s ready to have Gravity Falls crush their hearts into a million pieces?