Tricks Are Not For Kids

I am Loki, The Trickster God. I revel in the fact humans are so curious, and wish to amuse myself with your questions. Please, ask me things. I only bite when you want me to. ((Mythological Loki.))

[cybernetic-werewolf-deactivated]

“You were made to be ruled.”

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

ooc; reblogging this here.

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canttouchthisshugah replied to your post: Wade Wilson, Remy Lebeau, and Adolf Hitler.

This is wrong on SO many levels.

I can’t help but agree.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

You're welcome.

[brb laughing way too hard]

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Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite words are now your catchphrase. Reblog with your answers.

[mysticeyes2987-blog]

 The Server

Regineration: 8

My Green tanktop

My companion is rubyred21 (YESSS)

Catchphrase: THAT’S AMAZING!!!

[scarletwiccan-blog]

The Freelancer

Regeneration: 4

My Red Cape

My Companion is Kate

Catchphrase: I do what I want.

[givenoapology-blog]

[[The Assistant

Regeneration: 2

Bomber Jacket

My Companion is Krio

Catchprashe: What

I approve of this?]]

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

[The Artist

Regeneration: 9

Tripp Jeans

Companion: Peter

Catchphrase: ... Motherfucker.

LOLOLOLOL. ]

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

FMK: Johann Schmidt, Brock Rumlow, Synthia Schmidt.

Fuck; Brock.

Marry; Johann.

Kiss; Synthia.

[davidragifs]

[kelseyfitzherbert-deactivated20]

this.

[ambrosias]

gpoy.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

[this. fuck you, life.]

[heeeeresjohnny-blog]

Reblog for a 'fuck, marry, kiss' in your ask.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

[taffyskvlldoodles-deactivated20]

tricksarenotforkids started following you

Hello..

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

-Bows.- Hello, my dear. 

[taffyskvlldoodles-deactivated20]

It is an honor to meet you, My name is Michaelangelo R. Richardson, but I like to be called Mike.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

Mike…

My name is Loki Laufeyson. God of Tricks, Chaos, Lies, and Fire. 

[taffyskvlldoodles-deactivated20]

I never met a god or anyone with that kind of power before.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

Well, my dear, now you have!

[givenoapology-blog]

[[Shading~]]

[weatherwitchwhispers]

((Everyone, I want you to meet Shannon.

She’s ridiculously talented.

I hate that I love her.))

[notyournemesis]

[[PFFFFT. AVA.]]

[backwithmoremurder-deactivated2]

((FFFF SKILLS. I NEED THEM ;A; ))

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

[fuckin’ this. ^]

[givenoapology-blog]

[[D’AWWW.  LOKI. <3]]

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

[I'm serious alhfgsfdjhgbkds,b ;~; TALENT, Y I NO HAVE YOU. ]

[givenoapology-blog]

[[Shading~]]

[weatherwitchwhispers]

((Everyone, I want you to meet Shannon.

She’s ridiculously talented.

I hate that I love her.))

[notyournemesis]

[[PFFFFT. AVA.]]

[backwithmoremurder-deactivated2]

((FFFF SKILLS. I NEED THEM ;A; ))

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

[fuckin' this. ^]

[taffyskvlldoodles-deactivated20]

tricksarenotforkids started following you

Hello..

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

-Bows.- Hello, my dear. 

[taffyskvlldoodles-deactivated20]

It is an honor to meet you, My name is Michaelangelo R. Richardson, but I like to be called Mike.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

Mike...

My name is Loki Laufeyson. God of Tricks, Chaos, Lies, and Fire. 

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

themotherofdragons replied to your post: Loki!

I only have not seen you for a while! How have you been?

Sickly. Exhausted. 

What about you, my dear? I hope you have been fairing better than I.

[themotherofdragons-blog-blog]

I am, though a bit tired. Why are you sick?

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

You should sleep.

It is... the weather. It is changing. It always makes me sick.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

themotherofdragons replied to your post: Loki!

I only have not seen you for a while! How have you been?

Sickly. Exhausted. 

What about you, my dear? I hope you have been fairing better than I.

[taffyskvlldoodles-deactivated20]

tricksarenotforkids started following you

Hello..

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

-Bows.- Hello, my dear. 

[agentsharoncarter-blog]

Attention People:

Don’t eat Steve. He doesn’t want to die as a taco.

[backwithmoremurder-deactivated2]

I do plan to eat him.

This makes my plans for killing him so much easier.

[crossbonesbrock-blog]

 I wanna taste…

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

Mm... I don't like tacos. They remind me of that food experiment Volstagg was trying.

It was horrifying.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

Loki!

-Bows.- Yes, my dear?

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tricksarenotforkids started following you

Whatever ya want, ya can’t have. Now SCAT!

[backwithmoremurder-deactivated2]

CROSSBONES. SHOW SOME RESPECT, HE’S A GOD.

[crossbonesbrock-blog]

Mother fu- 

 Yes boss. Sorry yer highness.

[tricksarenotforkids-blog]

-Smiles.-